-> "For Breakfast Every Day"
Original Song Title:
"Bill Monroe For Breakfast"
Parody Song Title:
"For Breakfast Every Day"
Well, I heard that Swift Jonathan said "Eat the Irish man"
Talkin' 'bout the benefits that would come from his plan.
But nowadays it's black folks you find everywhere you go,
And people ain't got no more use for no negro.
So let's have negro folks for breakfast every day.
We can serve them up with moonshine; I hear they're real good that way.
We'll eat their ribs for dinner, and hang up the hides we flay
And we'll have negro folks for breakfast every day.
Some say the Jews are human, but Der Fuehrer says they're wrong.
And now we're on war rations; we need meat to keep us strong.
There must be some around here, some he didn't take away,
So let's try Jewish meat for breakfast every day.
Ja, we'll have Jewish meat for breakfast every day.
Pollack, fix up a sausage in that special kosher way!
So what the devil's kosher? I don't know and I can't say;
But let's have Jewish meat for breafast anyway.
Now you girls are pregnant, and Madonna says "don't preach!"
No, don't keep your babies; that's not what we want to teach.
But all that tender flesh is just too good to throw away,
So we eat fetuses for breakfast every day.
Yes, we have fetuses for breakfast every day,
Sometimes we have an omelette, or meat pies, but either way,
You might not like our tastes, but they're legal; that's what laws say.
So we have fetuses for breakfast every day.
We'd like to have you for dinner any day...
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