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Song Parodies -> "A Blown-Up World"

Original Song Title:

"A Whole New World"

Original Performer:

Alladin and Jasmine

Parody Song Title:

"A Blown-Up World"

Parody Written by:

Offender

The Lyrics

I think this explains the appeal of post-apocalyptic stories about as well as anything does.
Eiffel Tower's been hurled
Everywhere in small pieces;
Bits are landing in places
Such as Chile and Japan.

Moscow got a surprise;
Likewise Berlin and London;
Luxembourg has come undone;
Missiles rain down on Tehran.

A blown-up world!
Someone just blasted Timbuktu
L.A. is next to go, then Monaco;
And who knows, maybe Beijing?

A blown-up world!
Mushrooms are sprouting, what a view!
A firestorm of fear, but we're out here,
And now I'm in a blown-up world with you. (Now I'm in a blown-up world with you.)

As the diplomats cry,
All the nations are reeling;
While your love you're revealing,
'Neath a red and orange sky!

A blown-up world! (Such a fire in your eyes!)
The sunset of humanity! (This just keeps getting better!)
What a romantic sight, this fiery night!
'Cause you're here in this blown-up world with me.

A blown-up world!
That scarred horizon means that you
And I don't have to wait, I'll be your mate,
repopulate this blown-up world with you.

A blown-up world! (A blown-up world!)
The blasted embers, what a view! (The blasted embers, what a view!)
Such a nice afterglow, a warming flow;
And France just got a reaming

A blown-up world! (Such delight in your eyes!)
The charred horizon, here with you; (My heart feels so unfettered!)
Now we can make the scene, though we're fifteen;
It's not obscene! (Though we're just fifteen!)
Now that I've seen this blown-up world with you.

A blown-up world... (A blown-up world...)
So heavenly... (It's so heavenly...)
Now we'll replace the human race,
Just you and me.
For some reason, I keep imagining Guybrush Threepwood and Elaine Marley from the Monkey Island games doing this song...

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 13

Voting Breakdown

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 2   0
 1
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 3   2
 2
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 4   2
 3
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 5   7
 4
 5
 

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Ghetto John - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
5, 2, 4.... good job....i though it was hillarious, the pacing wasnt the best in the world, but I can see the utter funny in this piece....good job..and keep up the good work. For questions or comments email me at..... Face_Down2k5@yahoo.com
2nz - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Good pacing and good punchline. Here's to repopulating the world.
John Connor - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, what's all that noise outside?
who cares what my name is - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Not the least bit funny. :P
Offender - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't you know? That's the sound of a bunch of cats being vivisected. Either that, or it's Nine Inch Nails on tour. I can't tell from in here.
Scathe - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
LMAO, "The sunset of humanity", nice line
Forgot to laff - December 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Another one of your uplifting, "humorus" parodies, eh, Offender?
Royce Miller - December 15, 2004 - Report this comment
A well-written parody.
Not Saying My Name - December 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I hated it, but at least I had the courtesy to vote 5 for pacing.
Offender - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, death's head humor isn't for everyone, but I guess whether it's uplifting or not depends on whether you imagine yourself among the numerous blown-up people or the amorous teen survivors mentioned in this song.
Dangling Chad - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Four positive comments. 24 overall 5's.
Val R. - July 17, 2005 - Report this comment
OH OH. The lyrics to this song are so wrong in so many ways. Like repopulating the human race. That's just plane icky. I'd kill myself before I try to repopulate a world of about 15 million gaziiloin xizllion people. Plus Antarctica.
Offender - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment
You would kill yourself first? Boy, what a waste of an opportunity! Oh well. It's your funeral and that would mean more common-law wives for me, so I shouldn't complain.

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