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Song Parodies -> "Flabdance (How Revealing)"

Original Song Title:

"Flashdance (What a Feeling)"

Original Performer:

Irene Cara

Parody Song Title:

"Flabdance (How Revealing)"

Parody Written by:

Offender

The Lyrics

If Madonna were to see this, she might really be like a virgin after all!
First, there is nothing
but a high tinny whine
from the sleazy speaker
there behind the lights.
All alone, now he stands
with his flab in his hands.
Flashing lights now reveal...
Michael Moore!

Well I see a terror;
close my eyes, I can't bear it!
Prancing 'round
on the stage; what a fright!

How revealing!
Now he's peeling!
Naked Michael Moore,
what a sight for your sore eyes!
Flabby fashion
trying to cash in!
You're all kidding, right?
There's no way you like this, guys!

I cannot believe this;
close my eyes, must be dreaming!
He's a flasher;
it might stop my heart!

Hit the ceiling!
Too revealing!
From his underwear,
I can see the hairs stick out.
Bush he's bashing,
but his he's flashing!
My heart might give out
as he waves his thing about...

I am reeling...

[Instrumental bridge]

Hit the ceiling! (That guy's peeling now!)
Too revealing! (My heart's reeling now!)
Drive it from my mind;
Hairy sights might strike me blind!
How revealing! (I can't take it anymore!)
My heart's reeling (I can't stand to see Michael Moore)
Let me out of here (I can't bear the pubic hair)
Let me out (I can't stand his fat derriere! No!)
(Out, out, out, out! Let me out now!) Let me out of here!
(My heart's reeling!) I can feel it!
(Bush he's bashing!)
(His he's flashing!) Get me out of here...!

[Fades out]

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Righty - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Eeewww! [Shudder, shudder!] You, Mr. Offender, have found the perfect imagery to make more children consider going into the priesthood! 555 for you.
Guy - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Sounds like he offed his ender, Offender. Here's $5.00 that you can tuck into his G-string.
Olvan The Terrible - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
I clicked this expecting the worst (generic fat-people-bashing parody), but was pleasantly surprised when I found out it was about one of my most abominated celebrities.
Ingeborg S. Nordén - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
The perfect parody to DISprove the anti-rock crusaders' claim that lyrics inspire lust...I've seen Moore's movies and the "flab" part, at least, is dead on. 5-5-5.
Offender - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
If this scene had been in Showgirls, maybe it would have gotten a softer rating... or not: the NC-17 rating also applies to non-pornographic films that feature excessive torture.
Johnny D - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Laughenheit 555 !
Peregrin - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Gave me a great laugh, Offender
Poopie Longstocking - December 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Offender, you write brilliant parodies about poop and feces, and this is one of your most superlative - this shall be honoured with the Poopie Longstocking Vote of 5,5,5 ! Bravo, Offender, you are truly a genius!
Offender - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
You wouldn't be any relation to Mr. Hankey, would you, Mr. Longstocking?
Dangling Chad - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Seven non-you comments. Thirty-three 555's.
Mr Critic to Defender - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Defender, I think you're a bit late for that comment. Poopie died long before you posted that comment.

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