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Song Parodies -> "Arafat is a Pederast"

Original Song Title:

"Michael Row the Boat Ashore"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Arafat is a Pederast"

Parody Written by:

Offender

The Lyrics

Not everyone in the Middle East is into those 72 virgins...
Arafat is a pederast;
Gonna do ya.
Arafat is a pederast;
Gonna do ya.

He's sissified, and a sodomite;
Thinks you're cute, yah.
Wants to have you as his catamite;
Likes your chute, yah.

Arafat does it in your scat;
Right into ya.
Arafat does it in your scat;
Right into ya.

Koran says: kill the sodomite;
'Cause he's lewd, yah.
But he's our lord and he can't be tried;
We're all screwed, yah.

Arafat is a pederast;
Sticks it to ya.
I hope your AIDS does him in at last;
You're just two, yah.

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Pacing: 3.3
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Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 9

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kerrybobloserpants - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
PWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Michael Pacholek - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Timing is everything. What the hell, which is where he is now, he deserves it. Arafat was one of the great criminals of the modern age, and he screwed his own people -- figuratively, of course -- far more than his Israeli enemies. Now, if the other dinosaur, Ariel Sharon, can be removed from office -- by a method other than violence...
Stuart McArthur - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked Letterman's comment: "What does everyone think - is it too early to start hitting on Mrs Arafat?"
Righty - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Looks like you touched a nerve with somebody, Offender.
Dangling Chad - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Four comments. 31 overall 5's.

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