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Song Parodies -> "End Of The Line (Now You Must Die)"

Original Song Title:

"Draggin' The Line"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tommy James

Parody Song Title:

"End Of The Line (Now You Must Die)"

Parody Written by:

Offender

The Lyrics

May his name be blotted out.
--ancient Hebrew curse
Taking their livings and hard-earned pay;
Blowing the women and men away;
Good riddance; away
To Hell with your kind!

End of the line. (Now you must die.)

Bleeding hearts don't mourn the victims;
May Satan take them with all their maxims;
May grief, death, and pain
Plow their backs out fine!

End of the line. (Now you must die.)
End of the line. (Now you must die.)

Grind your kind!
I'm talkin' 'bout chains that bind.
You won't get away this time:
You'll die for your vile crime!

End of the line. (Now you must die.)
End of the line. (Now you must die.)

Cheap Clemency is an evil spirit;
No more appeal; I refuse to hear it.
Bishops and lawyers and Crips,
With the damned you'll fry!

End of the line. (Now you must die.)
End of the line. (Now you must die.)

Blight your kind!
You're worse than the creep who's dyin'!
The devil can take your cryin'
From eyes that are so blind...!

End of the line. (Now you must die.)
End of the line. (Now you must die.)
End of the line. (Now you must die.)
(Die die die die die die die die die die.)
End of the line. (Now you must die.)
(Die die die die die die die.)
End of the line. (Now you must die.)
(Die die die die die die die die die die.)
End of the line. (Now you must die.)
(Die die die die die die die.)
End of the line. (Now you must die.)
(Die die die die die die die die die die.)
End of the line. (Now you must die.)
(Die die die die die die die.)
And may Saddam soon follow this example.

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Red Ant - December 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Offender, I'm afraid I don't quite get the focus of this one.
John Jenkins - December 13, 2005 - Report this comment
And isn't it ironic that the subject of the parody got nominated multiple times for the Nobel Peace Prize?
Offender - December 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Ironic? Maybe. Nobel Prizes aren't what they used to be, especially the more political ones. Arafat got a Nobel Peace Prize, after all. Next thing we know, the Nobel Science Prize will be going to some guy who sells copper bracelets to cure cancer.

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