Song Parodies -> The Religion Of Peace
| Original Song Title: | "The Army Of The Free" |
| Original Performer: | Tennessee Ernie Ford |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Religion Of Peace" |
| Parody Written by: | Offender |
The original tune of this Civil War song is from the Irish patriotic anthem "The Wearing Of The Green" and many different performers have sung it at one time or another, some with more verses, some with fewer. Obviously, the tune is quite adaptable.
In the army of Muhammed we are marching in the van;
We will do the work before us, if Wahabbi's soldiers can;
We will drive the Jewish forces out and drown them in the seas,
And we'll slaughter all the Christians for the Religion of Peace.
[Banjo Interlude]
We will circumcise their widows, we will slaughter refugees,
All the infidels we'll torture; all our tender hearts we'll freeze.
We will slaughter all the infidels 'til every last one sees
That we'll drink their blood to help advance the Religion of Peace.
The Religion of Peace! The Religion of Peace!
We'll drink their blood to help advance the Religion of Peace.
We'll sell husbands into slavery, their women we will screw,
Their boys we'll send to brothels, little girls we'll send there too.
We will fill their lives with weeping 'til the last of them agrees
That we have the bravest warriors in the Religion of Peace.
The Religion of Peace! The Religion of Peace!
We have the bravest warriors in the Religion of Peace.
When the slaughter's nearly finished, then one last band has to go:
It's the socialists and traitors who've helped us defeat our foe.
May the Prophet give his blessing for slaying those pig monkeys,
We will purge them all in honor of our Religion of Peace.
Our Religion of Peace! Our Religion of Peace!
We'll purge them all in honor of our Religion of Peace!
We will do the work before us, if Wahabbi's soldiers can;
We will drive the Jewish forces out and drown them in the seas,
And we'll slaughter all the Christians for the Religion of Peace.
[Banjo Interlude]
We will circumcise their widows, we will slaughter refugees,
All the infidels we'll torture; all our tender hearts we'll freeze.
We will slaughter all the infidels 'til every last one sees
That we'll drink their blood to help advance the Religion of Peace.
The Religion of Peace! The Religion of Peace!
We'll drink their blood to help advance the Religion of Peace.
We'll sell husbands into slavery, their women we will screw,
Their boys we'll send to brothels, little girls we'll send there too.
We will fill their lives with weeping 'til the last of them agrees
That we have the bravest warriors in the Religion of Peace.
The Religion of Peace! The Religion of Peace!
We have the bravest warriors in the Religion of Peace.
When the slaughter's nearly finished, then one last band has to go:
It's the socialists and traitors who've helped us defeat our foe.
May the Prophet give his blessing for slaying those pig monkeys,
We will purge them all in honor of our Religion of Peace.
Our Religion of Peace! Our Religion of Peace!
We'll purge them all in honor of our Religion of Peace!
Executing traitor revolutionaries who've helped you attain a throne or take over someone else's country is, incidentally, an ancient policy grounded in very sound, if brutal, logic: anyone who'd betray his own people would never hesitate to betray you. Hence, when the Muslims overthrew Iran's democratic leadership, they ended their purge of the old order with the execution of every Communist who'd helped them during the revolution.
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