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Song Parodies -> "Splork Some Boogers On Me"

Original Song Title:

"Pour Some Sugar On Me"

Original Performer:

Def Leppard

Parody Song Title:

"Splork Some Boogers On Me"

Parody Written by:

Offender

The Lyrics

Like a previous parody I wrote, this one may spoil your dinner. Read at your own risk. I will not be held liable for the loss of anyone's meal. You have been warned.
Pick your nose
Just this way,
And splork me, babe!
Hey, hey!

Love that I can glom, baby, come and splork it on:
Dish it from your honker with a serving tong.
Blow it from your nose, spread it on a new land;
Come and slather me; can I use your hand?
Flash it and splash it and mash it on my thigh;
Your mucous on my body will get me high.
C'mon now, blow it down, down to my feet,
Spray your proboscis now and booger me, yeah!

Hey, c'mon!

Take some pepper;
Shove it up
In your nostrils;
Snork it up!

Splork some boogers on me;
Ooh, give your nose a puff!
Splork some boogers on me;
Yeah, I like that stuff!
Splork your boogers on me;
Oh, I can't get enough!

Your snot's sticky meat;
Nasal bread is so sweet, yeah!

Listen! Garlic and pepper and water up your nose
Gets it really runny so that when it blows,
Covers me, all of me, mucous and stuff,
Flour and powder helps it toughen up;

You gotta wheeze a little, squeeze a little, sneeze a little more,
Sliming me up until it's dripping on the floor;
Blown down, from my crown, down to my feet
Use some more garlic, then booger me, yeah!

Take the powder;
Snork it up
In your nostrils;
Hork it up!

Splork some boogers on me;
Yeah, give me nostril stuff!
Splork some boogers on me;
C'mon, mix it up!
Splork your boogers on me;
Oh, I can't get enough!

Your snot's sticky meat;
Nasal bread is so sweet, yeah!

[guitar solo]

You got the sneezes: I'm getting creamed;
Powdered paste; nostrils reamed!
'Cause that's snot, (say what?) sticky meat,
From my crown, (right down) to my feet.

Do you like boogers?
'Cause I sure do!

Take the flour;
Make it up
Into nose-bread;
Bake it up!

Splork some boogers on me;
Yeah, give me nostril stuff!
Splork some boogers on me;
C'mon, mix it up!
Splork your boogers on me;
Oh, I can't get enough!

Splork some boogers on me;
Oh, and then bake it up!
Splork some boogers on me;
You know you want to!
Splork your boogers on me;
Ooh!
Splork some boogers on me;
Yeah! Booger me!
I don't know anyone who's actually like this, but having seen some of the vilest parts of the internet, I'm certain there must be someone who's got this particular fetish. People can make a fetish out of anything, and I do mean anything!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 5

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Phil Alexander - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
'Snot bad ;-)
Red Ant - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Pacing was practically perfect to the 'shortened' version of this song (ie, the intro you have is based on the shortened version). Excellent rhyming, this is not an easy OS to do well. Oh, funny too. The fetish part you mentioned does make me wonder, but having seen those same dark places myself it's pretty tame compared to other things, not that I will be having a woman use me as a hankerchief mind you.
Larry Hensley - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I loved this parody. I recently had some bad snot problems, but I'm feeling much better now.
Huff - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Yes, the pacing is right in for the short version of the song, but I was asleep by the end of the song. It's just not my kind of humor I guess. (Well, except for the fetish part, that was funny.) Pacing=5, Funny=1, Overall=3
Offender - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I guess the "short version" is the radio edit, since it's the one I remember hearing growing up. Again, I've never actually seen anything like this, but there are people into belly button porn, so somebody somewhere must surely be into nose fetishism.

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