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Song Parodies -> "You Make Me Puke"

Original Song Title:

"You Make Me Feel (Like A Natural Woman)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aretha Franklin

Parody Song Title:

"You Make Me Puke"

Parody Written by:

Offender

The Lyrics

In the 1930s, a man named Hadji Ali made a tour of the USA in various carnival sideshows demonstrating his talent for voluntary regurgitation. He had so much control that he could swallow numerous different items and then regurgitate them in any order he pleased at will. He also had an act in which he swallowed a gallon of water and a pint of kerosene, then spewed the kerosene over a torch to set a toy castle on fire, following with the water to the put the fire out. Arguably, this was a rather amazing talent. However, it must have been a major drag on the dinner show.
Throwing up for a circus train;
It doesn't sound all that inspired.
To see this act, I know that people pay.
Still, it's odd that you were hired.
I know I won't forget you: you're one-of-a-kind.
Still, you're wrecking my peace of mind,

‘Cause you make me puke!
You make me puke!
You make me puke!
Now, I'm sick to my stomach! (Stomach!)

Your control over the outward bound
Fluids nauseates me.
To see you drink that water and that kerosene
And spew it out deflates me.
Any moment a big mouthful of my vomit will hit the floor
I must go before someone calls out “encore!”

‘Cause you make me puke!
You make me puke!
You make me puke!
Any moment, I'll vomit! (Vomit!)

Oh, mister! What you've done to me (what you've done to me)
Makes me feel so sick inside (sick inside)
And I just wanna leave; (wanna leave)
Go somewhere until my nausea subsides,

‘Cause you make me puke!
You make me puke!
You make me puke!
I might toss all my cookies! (Cookies!)

[etc. ad nauseum]
Remember, all you dictionary buffs out there, being "nauseated" means you feel as if you're going to throw up, and being "nauseous" means you make someone else feel as if he's going to throw up.

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2Eagle - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment
That irritating song makes me think of throwing up, too. Why didn't you remember January 8, 1992 which was the day Papa Bush threw up at a dinner in Japan?
Michael Pacholek - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Malcolm Higgins will like this one. A lot.
Stuart McArthur - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment
maps well onto the OS, Offender - good job - 555
Starlette Victory - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment
That's disgusting......but funny. 555. But, ew.
phentermine - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
This makes me speachless :) Very well done! phentermine ( http://phentermine.webpark.pl/ )

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