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Song Parodies -> "Hand Down Under"

Original Song Title:

"Land Down Under"

Original Performer:

Men At Work

Parody Song Title:

"Hand Down Under"

Parody Written by:

Offender

The Lyrics

Remember, kiddies: there's good touch, and there's bad touch.
Working late for an old company;
New-hired girl sitting next to me.
She was a strange lassie, she made me nervous;
She took me hand and gave caresses,

And she say:

"Aren't you gonna put your hand down under?
Is something wrong with you, I wonder?
Take your hand, put it on my bun, there;
The other hand, put under my cover!"

"I'm dead if I do that!" I say.
"The lawyer come, and sue me blind, ey?"
I say, "Do ya understand English!?"
She just smiled and nibbled at me hand like sandwich,

And she say:

"I like having a hand down under!
Are other men like you, I wonder?
Put my thighs, put my thighs asunder!
Gimme your hand, I work under cover."
(Eyipe!)

[Instrumental interlude]

Feel like I'm in a bad play;
Got a slack jaw, and not much to say.
I say to the girl, "leave alone my chest hair!"
And "Do you think I am child molestor?"

And she say "Oh!"

"Come on now, put your hand down under!
Are you a homo, I wonder?
Cop a feel, feel my heart thunder! (Aaah!)
You got a few things to discover!"
(Booyah!)

New girl wants my hand down under.
She's telling me to grab her plunder.
Is she even sixteen I wonder?
I gotta run, I gotta find cover!

Trying to show me what's down under,
But I would pay for having fun there.
I don't wanna hear from a lawyer!
Keep all of your things under cover!

Come on, now, put your clothes back on there!
No way my hand's going down there!
I don't wanna hear from a lawyer!
Put all of your gems under cover!
I once met a girl who was like this (not at the workplace, mercifully).

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 13

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Adagio - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one. 5's
Johnny Cochran - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
If the hand fits, you must a-clit.
Claude Prez - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I met a girl like this once too but they arrested her. That's right, she got fingered.
Offender - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
(Groan!) Use a pun, go to Yale, guys.
Dangling Chad - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Three non-you comments. Twenty-three 555's.
Red Ant - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
An earned 555 from me, this is very well paced and funny as hell, and ( duh ) gets the fivefecta. Don't tell me no lies and keep your hands to yourself!
Yarda - September 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Not good! version sux could have done so much better
Song title police - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment
TOS is called "Down Under"; "land" is not part of the title. Good parody anyways, I give it a good score.

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