You should have known your efforts would fail:
Though you claimed that you were mainstream, you were far beyond the pale.
Now you know we don't all listen to celebrities,
And we don't believe the stupid ads you show on our TVs.

And I think we're gonna do all right;
Yeah, even the Democrats.
I'm in my seat reclining
At the Inaugural.

You never cared that all your guides were blind.
To you, we're just flyover states, not your blue-blood kind.
Always raging and despairing, that's the way you live;
Hypocrisies and snide remarks were all you had to give.

But I think we're gonna do all right;
Yeah, your curse is broken now.
My smiling face is shining
At the Inaugural.

Your game is up at last: there won't be a recall.
We've got our lives to live, and we don't need you at all.
You vote for traitors, liars, crooks; we choose our loyal friend.
You can stick that ticket in your ears; it's a vote you can't defend.

And I think we're gonna be all right.
Yeah, your game is over now.
It's all done but the whining
At the Inaugura-a-al!

I think that he will do all right
Yeah, the hurts are over now
Our President is dining
At his Inaugural.