-> "All Ones From Me"
Original Song Title:
"Always a Woman to Me"
Parody Song Title:
"All Ones From Me"
If you will be so vile, why should I be too nice?
You're free to fulminate and tell casual lies.
But you won't allow comments, that much I can see.
If you won't be reviled, then you're going to get all ones from me.
You can scream it's unfair, you can tell me I grieve you.
You claim to be mature, but how can I believe you?
Your songs are temper tantrums, you talk like you're three.
Here's my answer in brief: that you'll be getting all ones from me.
Oh, can't you laugh at yourself?
Can't you take any taunts?
Or do better next time?
Oh, but you never give up;
It's always the same thing;
Just one subject in mind.
All your lyrics are lamer than "Garden of Eden."
The bad grammar brings pain; all your hope is recedin'.*
You think each plural "s" needs an apostrophe.
Either learn how to spell, or you'll be getting all ones from me.
Oh, can't you proofread yourself?
Is it English that daunts?
Were you lazy this time?
Oh, now my vision gives out;
Patience is wearing thin;
Do you think I don't mind?
You give yourself all fives, and say my ones are cruel.
But your rating's inflated; who'd you think you'd fool?
The average was at four, now it's dropped below three;
You'll be lucky if you can keep it above two,
Because you're getting all ones from me.
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