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This is a list of replacement names for existing band names.

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Original Name
 
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MS. (mellow&smooth) Shaw-Day Sade Beautiful name, Sade, but I've heard so many people butcher it. This should set people straight once and for all! cool mom
Spit Saliva Aren't they vitually the same? They're both gross. rocknroll
Ketchup N Mustard Salt N Pepa Yet another popular pair of condiments. Rachel
Cinnamon N Nutmeg Salt N Pepa Another popular spice combo. Rachel
Ketchup-N-Mustahd Salt-N-Pepa They misspelled pepper, so why not mustard? John
Savage Patch Savage Garden What have they ever grown? MOR
Savage Gooberheads Savage Garden That's what they are for trying to copy Roxette. Amanda
Savage Chicken Savage Garden (This is a reference to a comic strip called "Freefall".) Timwi
Hope 'lus Scandal 'Us Reflects their ability. QarnoS
This Crypt The Script It sounds almost the same! Kelly Blythe
SeaLion Seal He is tight, but why use his first name, just pick another cute sea animal, damit! S.T.G.
Sebitchian Bach Sebastian Bach Actually, I kinda dig the guy; however, a website christened him "Sebitchian" since he's apparently a real [butt]hole.  FireWoman
Scooby Shaggy You gotta admit. Scooby Doo is way more popular than Shaggy. Stockton
Turtle Wax Shinedown It makes your car shine. Rocky Rococco-Cola
Gutter To Think Shudder To Think These guys' minds are in the gutter. rocker
Grey Convention Silver Convention They must be really old now. Reggie Pillbox
Woodenchair Silverchair Their live performances are wooden. J.C.
Rockingchair Silverchair They'll eventually need rocking chairs. They're growing so old so fast. Aussie
Simple Van Simple Plan The whole idea was to have a plan on getting a van Brittany
Simply Dead Simply Red Because they couldn't make any more music. tomario
Brothers Of Pain Sisters Of Mercy They all male and write depressing, rockin' songs. Rip Jeans
Sh*tnot Slipknot Seems about right. ww's sketcher
Loosefall Slipknot How do you slip on a knot? You'd get stuck in it. Venomwolf3
Lipsnot SlipKnot it fits Brandon
Crooked Teeth Smash Mouth It's what you get when you get smashed in the mouth and listen to this music all the time. So, *that's* why they sound so bad! dude???
Crashing Pumpkins Smashing Pumpkins A Cinderella story whose clocks have struck midnight. human
Billy's Band Smashing Pumpkins Makes sense ww's sketcher
Smashing Muppets Smashing Pumpkins They're heads fit better with this name! jan
A Million Tiny Pieces The Smithereens That's what smithereenies are. Bob
Sniff Doggie Doo Snoop Doggie Dog It's what I'd rather do than listen to his music. Rocky Walker
Nasal Mucus Snot That's what snot is. Rocky Balboa Constrictor
Fire Brigade Snow Patrol They will have more feeling in their songs. Dongquan
Snore Patrol Snow Patrol Coz they are Boring! tomario
Sonata Artica Sonata Arctica Artica is closer to artic. "Arctica" isn't a word. DJ Blaze
Sonic *Poof* Sonic Youth Did David Copperfield make this band disappear off the face of the Earth? Jonathan C.
Kobra Boy Soulja Boy His hit song could be called Shake Dat! Rachel
Groundhog Spacehog They're having trouble getting off the ground. J.C.
Spandex Ballet Spandau Ballet Think about it. Mikhail Baryshnikov in a cat suit. united
Spice Racks Spice Girls The Second Word describes it all. Racks. (drools) Corey
Spine Doctors Spin Doctors Also known as chiropractors. Ed
Stain Remover Staind No one likes having stains. Travis
Cleand Staind Tide gets rid of all stains! DarkJon64
X-static Static X Wouldn't it make better sense to name a hard rock band after something that sounds more like "ecstatic"? heavymetal
Stoned Temple Pilots Stone Temple Pilots The lead singer always sounds like he's stoned Bob
Ryan Stiles' Council The Style Council Knowing how funny Ryan Stiles is on both American and British versions of "Whose Line Is It Anyway?", the change can only help this 80s group. funny
Twygz Styx Twigs misspelled! Rachel
Stynx Styx Skunks smell better than they play now. old
Dim Sum 41 Sum 41 They are dimwits, but at least they can turn it in Nick
The Deluxes The Supremes It's the same type of pizza. Little Debbie Cakes
The Pepperoni-and-Mushrooms The Supremes I prefer pepperoni and mushroom pizza. Tejayes
Back Off Brother Swing Out Sister Some people swing the other way. Mac

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