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This is a list of replacement names for existing band names.

New Name
 
Original Name
 
Description
 
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Jell-O J. Lo Abbreviating her name makes me think of Jello. Mr. Critic
Jackson Brownie Jackson Browne I used to think this was his name! Rpollck
Jessica Spears Jessica Simpson In her new music clip she looks like an older (long-faced) version of Britney Spears! Angel
Jessica Simpleton Jessica Simpson She thinks buffalo wings are made of buffalo. Jimmy Krakhorn
Jokessa Simpson Jessica Simpson Why she has a recording contract is a joke to me. oldtimer
Drool Jewel She can make men drool without actually having any talent or a good figure. shehateme
Jimmy Feels Sick Jimmy Eat World This is Jimmy after he ate the world. Travis
Fruit of The Loom Jo Boxers Both are brands of underwear. Reggie Pillbox
John Mellenrot John Mellencamp The old man is losing his ripe sound. Mr. X
Johnny Hates Rock Johnny Hates Jazz They don't really play rock. Johnny would be upset Eac Zefron
Jonas Bothers Jonas Brothers I hate their music...they bother me. TheStupidGenius
Gurney Journey Because the band is dead without Steve Perry, period! Nic
Judas Traitor Judas Priest Judas was very far from being a priest. Travis
Justin Woodenpond Justin Timberlake Wood=timber and a pond is a small lake. Guest

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