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This is a list of replacement names for existing band names.

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Entries Beginning with J

New Name
 
Original Name
 
Description
 
Submitted by:
Wide Load J-Lo The size of her butt! Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Jell-O J. Lo Abbreviating her name makes me think of Jello. Mr. Critic
J.S. Chasez J.C. Chasez His middle name was Scott Random Madeupperson
J.L. Jackson J.J. Jackson His middle name was Louis. Keira Dayley
Jackie Velasquez Jaci Velasquez If she's aiming to be "Jackie", spell it sensibly. Gretchen Wieners
The Jackson 4 The Jackson 5 Jackie/Tito/Jermaine/Marlon are constant members Alex
Jackson Brownie Jackson Browne I used to think this was his name! Rpollck
Jane Adult Jane Child She's grown up (and will stay that way) Harlow Goobley
Chain Wild Jane Child Her wild facial nose-to-ear chains Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Rain Tree Crow Japan A real example, for a side project in early 1990s. Dyan Cannonball
Jefferson Starship Jefferson Airplane A real example. Their first official name change. Y. Bother
Jefferson Trainwreck Jefferson Airplane/Starship Somewhere along the line they got derailed Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Jennifer St. Lawrence Jennifer Hudson Another river in New York. Vlad Vlady
Jerry M Jerryo His surname is Murray, which doesn't start with O. Tommy
Jessica Spears Jessica Simpson In her new music clip she looks like an older (long-faced) version of Britney Spears! Angel
Jessica Simpleton Jessica Simpson She thinks buffalo wings are made of buffalo. Jimmy Krakhorn
Jokessa Simpson Jessica Simpson Why she has a recording contract is a joke to me. oldtimer
Drool Jewel She can make men drool without actually having any talent or a good figure. shehateme
Jill Soluble Jill Sobule I've always misread her last name this way. Mac
Jimmy Washett Jimmy Buffett What you do to a car before you buff it. Odie Garfield
Jimmy Feed World Jimmy Eat World They can make a charity single on world hunger. Archie C.
Jimmy Throw Up World Jimmy Eat World Eating the world would make Jimmy sick. Leonard Conehead
Jimmy Feels Sick Jimmy Eat World This is Jimmy after he ate the world. Travis
Jimmy Spit World Back Out Jimmy Eat World Come on, Jimmy. Be nice. The Stupid Genius
Fruit of The Loom Jo Boxers Both are brands of underwear. Reggie Pillbox
Joe North Joe South Going in the opposite navigational direction. Angela
John Stallin John Lennon Two misspelled surnames of Russian leaders. Mark Mywerd
John Mellenrot John Mellencamp The old man is losing his ripe sound. Mr. X
John Mountainlion John Mellencamp A synonym for Cougar, his original nickname. George
Johnny Hates Rock Johnny Hates Jazz They don't really play rock. Johnny would be upset Eac Zefron
Johnny Loves Jazz Johnny Hates Jazz What's there not to like about jazz? Cassandra
Jonas Bothers Jonas Brothers I hate their music...they bother me. TheStupidGenius
Gurney Journey Because the band is dead without Steve Perry, period! Nic
Joy Davidson Joy Division I mistook the original band name as this one. Archie C.
Gloom Multiplication Joy Division Reverses the mood and arithmetic process Louisa Ferncliff
Sr. Walker & The Some Stars Jr. Walker & The All Stars Jr. Walker was a senior when he died Isac
Judas Traitor Judas Priest Judas was very far from being a priest. Travis
Jesus Priest Judas Priest Jesus was far more a priest than Judas! GlamRockNinjaLord
Julie Gryphon Julie Griffin Alt. spelling of mythical Griffin creature Robert D. Arndt Jt.
Junkie 40 Junkie XL XL is the Roman Numeral for 40. Keira Dayley
Justice Just Us What the name would be if you don't emphasize "us" Ben
Dustbin Beaver Justin Bieber It sounds funnier. Not intended as insult. Dr. Funny
Justin Blabber Justin Bieber He needs to shut up once in a while. Opie M.
Justin Beaver Justin Bieber He sorta looks like one thelastaurora
Lustin' Fever Justin Bieber What his music brings out in girl fans Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Just a Minor Justin Bieber For all female Adult fans that want him Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Justin Beaker Justin Bieber If he became interested in chemistry labs? H
Dustbin Bieber Justin Bieber For when we've all had ENOUGH!!! Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Justin Beeper  Justin Bieber  His voice is wwaaaaayyyy too high for a guy WhyBother
Justin Take-a-Break Justin Timberlake For those that think his music sucks Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Justin Woodenpond Justin Timberlake Wood=timber and a pond is a small lake. Guest
Just Another Fake Justin Timberlake For people that say he lacks talent Robert D. Arndt Jr.

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