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New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Jane Adult | She's grown up (and will stay that way) | Harlow Goobley |
| Chain Wild | Her wild facial nose-to-ear chains | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Don't Wanna Fall in Love" | "A Pool of Your Own Blood" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Why Do Fools Fall In Love? The Supremes | Don't Wanna Fall In Love Jane Child | Why Don't Fools Wanna Fall In Love? If you know, tell me. | Conan O'Barbarien |
"Don't Wanna Fall In Love"
Misheard Lyrics: Ain't no rules in the game, boy.
Original Lyrics: Ain't no personal thing, boy.
| "Don't Wanna Fall In Love"
Misheard Lyrics: Run away how this all god's haunted.
Original Lyrics: Unaware how this all got started
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"Don't Wanna Fall In Love"
Misheard Lyrics: Don't you know, oh your cancer two-inch
Original Lyrics: Don't you know what your kiss is doing?
| "Monument"
Misheard Lyrics: So throw a clock around the shapely shoulders
Of the statutes that you build. Original Lyrics: So throw a cloth around the shaking shoulders
Of the statues that you build. |
| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
"Don't Wanna Fall In Love"
The Song Lyrics: Love cuts just like a knife, woo woo.
Song They Mention: "Cuts Like A Knife", by fellow Canadian singer Bryan Adams.
Submitted by: Mark Richardson
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"Don't Let It Get To Ya"
Opening Lines: Don't Let it, get to ya
Comments: Submitted by: Rob Carter
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