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This is a list of replacement names for existing band names.

New Name
 
Original Name
 
Description
 
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No People At The Disco Panic At The Disco I don't think discos are popular anymore. Rocky
Someone Barfed on the Dancefloor Panic At The Disco This name addresses the "panic" more specifically. Tigger
Kill the Roach Papa Roach Roaches are gross... Usgai
Popped Up Toast Papa Roach Well, many people hate roaches, but who can say no to fresh toast? S.T.G.
Para no-more Paramore What would happen if the band broke up. Rachel
Patti LaSmelle Patti LaBelle When I was working at a recreation center in Indianapolis, someone played "New Attitude" over the intercom. A black co-worker gave his critique retorting, "Eeewww, it's Patti LaSmelle!" Some Person
Bald Oakenchoke Paul Oakenfold Because he's lost his live touch allah
Pro Gel Pearl Jam It seems that the band is more involved in looking good than playing good music. newave
Per Getsold Per Gessle Maybe this is what happened to his brain. Amanda
Stink Pink It fits the music better ja ne? Ann
Piggie Pink She looks like a pink hog. Arnold Jackson 5
Black Floyd Pink Floyd What guy wants to listen to a pink band? DJ Blaze
Red Flood Pink Floyd I think the band would be better with that name. hamburger456
Pink Void Pink Floyd Describes seeing "The Wall: The Movie" British Bullcrap
Pink Droid Pink Floyd It'd be awesome if Roger Waters was a robot. :) The Deke
Plain Brown Teens Plain White Tees They sound like crap so it a name that means crap Caleb
Plastic Oboe Band Plastic Ono Band Curious what plastic oboes would sound like! Kayla Stewart
Plumb The Depths Plumb A Christian artist named Plumb? The Devil made them do it. Christian
Piece of S*** (P.O.S.) Point of Contact (P.O.C.) The original is the band's name, but the funny part is the new band name is their production company name. So what they produce is **** S.T.G.
Fermaldehyde Poison That's what CC Deville needs to be placed in.  FireWoman
The Dictators Of Cuba The Presidents Of The United States Of America Presidency: 1776. Dictatorship? Now you're talking JC Foster
The AOLs The Prodigy They're both the same thing, slow domains with broken connections. electronic
Public Nuisance Public Enemy They make nuisances of themselves in public. rap city
Awesome Pirates Pussy Pirates This way it isn't sexual or offensive. Travis

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