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This is a list of replacement names for existing band names.

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Entries Beginning with A

New Name
 
Original Name
 
Description
 
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A-Freaks A*Teens They R freaks!!! And in a few years when they're not teenagers anymore?!? And that asterisk is totally STUPID. Me And I
A*Holes A*Teens Basicly, that's what they are. Stockton
Barefoot Boy Aaron Carter Look at the cover of his first album and pictures I've seen in magazines. In my opinion, I think the new name is perfect for him! I would love to tickle his barefeet. Angie
ABBF (or FBBA) ABBA since Anni-Frid was more known as Frida Roger
Father ABBA From the Biblical Aramaic word Robert D. Arndt Jr.
AD/BC AC/DC They've set the history of rock back to Rome! Alan the Ottoman
Acey Deusy AC/DC they'd play this game while onboard a jet Nameless?
Reject Accept What their labels probably did after seeing how bad record sales were going Mac
Eve And The Termites Adam And The Ants Termite swarms are more ominous than ant swarms. Regina
Adam Arachnid Adam Ant Please note that spiders are arachnids, not insect Lance Crackers
Army Ant Adam Ant When he went through that angry phase Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Steve Spider Adam Ant Alliterative; not insect but still a creepycrawler Random Madeupperson
Adam Aphid Adam Ant Another type of insect beginning with 'A'. Orel Hershyster
Standing Pat Adam Ant A two-word synonym for the word 'adamant.' Bob
Billy Bee Adam Ant Another alliteration with an insect as the surname John
Herbie Hornet Adam Ant Still another alliterative insect name Duncan Moore
Gregory Grasshopper Adam Ant Still another alliterative insect name Duncan Moore
Damien Damselfly Adam Ant Still another alliterative name with an insect Penelope Beckinsale
Mel Moth Adam Ant Still another alliterative insect name Duncan Moore
Wally Wasp Adam Ant Still another alliterative insect name Duncan Moore
Larry Locust Adam Ant Also an alliteration with a man's name and insect. Smelma Pitz
Terrence Termite Adam Ant Still another alliterative insect name Duncan Moore
Ate Well Adele Would explain her weight Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Adored Adele For all the awards she's won! Robert D. Arndt Jr.
A Doll Adele She's become quite popular in recent years. Joe
Bullitsmith Aerosmith It's time for these old rockers to get with the time. We now use bullets, not arrows. They still won't be able to spell, though. rocky
The Grounded Poisonous Event The Airborne Toxic Event Complete opposites Lefty Wright
Alannah Kylos Alannah Myles Her "metric system" name, with 'y' instead of 'i'. Ed
Allison Chains Alice In Chains What I first thought the name was Joe
Alice In Shackles Alice In Chains Chains won't hold someone very well. Travis
Alice In Bars Alice In Chains Chains are too barbaric. Bars are more fun. Brittney Bland
Al Kaline Trio Alkaline Trio Insert a space; you get an oldtime baseball player Cassandra
The Part Man, Part Woman, Brothers & Sisters Band The Allman Brothers Band If it expanded to include both sexes Jessica Bielzebub
Almond Brothers Band Allman Brothers Band I actually used to think this was their name ;D 2funny
Omegaville Alphaville The other end of the Greek alphabet plus '-ville' Mac
78violet Aly and AJ Real example, effective 8 July 2009. Not sure why. nally
Amy Beerhouse Amy Winehouse A different alcoholic beverage! Random Madeupperson
Amy Fadeout Amy Winehouse Her death... Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Amy Knockedout Amy Winehouse Self-explanatory Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Amy Passedout Amy Winehouse Self-explanatory Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Amy Druggedout Amy Winehouse Self-explanatory Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Andrea False Disconnection Andrea True Connection She had one hit in the 70s, and never heard again. Richard Head
Anita Nother Hit Anita Ward Would somebody please "Ring My Bell"? Bob
The Arcade Shire The Arcade Fire The Arcade Fire with 12th century instruments MacMillan
South African Monkeys Arctic Monkeys This is where monkeys really do live Travis
Armor For Sheep Armor For Sleep It is the way I read the band's name at first! Deirdre Collins
Departure Arrival Hardly arrived any sooner than departing the scene Brianna Holden
Awake At The Wheel Asleep At The Wheel No one should be sleepy while driving. Dude
Drunk At The Wheel Asleep At The Wheel It would fit the music better. Kristy
Fast Ponies Ass Ponys Corrects the spelling & uses a more sensible word. Big D
The Nintendos The Ataris Another major video game company. Phil McKracken
I'll Trade You Atreyu That's what it sounds like to me Evan C.
Betray You Atreyu At least that makes more sense, albeit sad. Logan
Avenged Fivefold Avenged Sevenfold They have 5 members, not 7. DJ Blaze
Alleged Sevenfold Avenged Sevenfold As already mentioned, it's not a group of 7. Andy
Advil Lavigne Avril Lavigne Her music gives me a headache Random Madeupperson
Aztec Painting Aztec Camera News Flash: Aztecs never had cameras. obscure

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