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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.
For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.
Most Recent Entries
The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 4906 Literally Impossible Song Titles entries on the site.
| Song/Performer | Comments | Submittor |
| "The Jean Genie," David Bowie | Genies do not exists, even those in jeans. | Opie M. |
| "Happy Sad," Ocean Alley | Self-contradictory. | Chowder |
| "Happy Sad," Ocean Alley | You cannot be both at the same time. | Lance Crackers |
| "We Don't Talk Anymore," Charlie Puth | People don't quit talking suddenly. | JohnHowarth |
| "I've Never Been To Me," Charlene | Living isn't by out-of-body experiences alone. | Heather Brobkwell |
| "Country Sunshine," Dottie West | Sunshine does not have a music genre preference. | Polly Darton |
| "Red Earth," Crash Vegas | Earth cannot be red (it's blue, is it not?) | JohnHowarth |
| "Nothing Ever Happened," Crash Vegas | Many things ever happened | JohnHowarth |
| "Heaven Hurts," Coldplay | I know of no "theology" implying that heaven hurts | Heather Brockwell |
| "Back In My Body," Maggie Rogers | Could she REALLY have ever been out of it? | Heather Brockwell |
| "Spoonman," Soundgarden | No man can be a spoon. | Rock Maninoff |
| "Crazy Love," Poco | Love cannot experience craziness. | Lance Crackers |
| "Across The Universe Of Time," Hayley Westenra | Time & space, NOT time alone, make up the universe | Heather Brockwell |
| "We Belong To The Night," Ellen Foley | The night doesn't own anybody. | Heather Brockwell |
| "Across The Night," Silverchair | Night isn't a physical entity -- can't be crossed | Heather Brockwell |
| "Come Into My Head," Kimbra | Couldn't fit if one tried. | Heather Brockwell |
| "Thirsty Boots," The Kingston Trio | Footwear can't get thirsty. | Heather Brockwell |
| "When I Get Through With You (You'll Love Me Too)," Patsy Cline | True love is forever; NOT getting "thru" w/ anyone | Heather Brockwell |
| "Love Like Blood," Killing Joke | Love is not like (liquid) blood. | Brit Boxx |
| "Signed Sealed Delivered I'm Yours," Stevie Wonder | A person cannot be signed, sealed or delivered. | Reggie Pillbox |
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The Top Ten Contributors To This Section
| Yvette Bristle (site rank #2) | 1886 |
| Peter (site rank #4) | 360 |
| Heather Brockwell (site rank #30) | 186 |
| GlamRockNinjaLord (site rank #25) | 147 |
| Candy Welty (site rank #1) | 105 |
| Isac (site rank #34) | 105 |
| Susanna Viljanen | 88 |
| Rich | 45 |
| Opie M. | 42 |
| Chowder | 39 |
Submissions
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