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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

Most Recent Entries

The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 4889 Literally Impossible Song Titles entries on the site.

Song/Performer	Comments	Submittor
"When I Get Through With You (You'll Love Me Too)," Patsy Cline	True love is forever; NOT getting "thru" w/ anyone	Heather Brockwell
"Love Like Blood," Killing Joke	Love is not like (liquid) blood.	Brit Boxx
"Signed Sealed Delivered I'm Yours," Stevie Wonder	A person cannot be signed, sealed or delivered.	Reggie Pillbox
"River Of Deceit," Mad Season	There's no such river.	Rock Maninoff
"The Love Boat (theme)," Jack Jones	Love does not have its own boat.	Francis A. Sissy
"Losing My Religion," R.E.M.	A religion cannot be misplaced.	Opie M.
"Lazy Afternoon," Barbra Streisand	A time period cannot be lazy.	Sheila Oh
"We Don't Talk Anymore," Cliff Richard	People don't quit talking suddenly.	Francis A. Sissy
"Big Rock Candy Mountain," Harry McClintock	Mountains are not made of candy.	Opie M.
"Perfect Imperfection," Kevin Gates	Essentially self-contradictory!	Henrietta Caroleen Ellenboro
"Kiss Me Deadly," Lita Ford	A kiss cannot kill you.	Sheila Oh
"Change (In The House Of Flies)," Deftones	Flies do not have their own house.	Rock Maninoff
"Speed Demon," Michael Jackson	A demon does not drive.	Percy Fingertips
"Dancing Drums," Ananda Shankar	Drums can't dance	JohnHowarth
"Disco Queen," Hot Chocolate	There's actually no monarchy in disco.	Reggie Pillbox
"Jealous Sea," Meg Myers	A sea cannot experience jealousy.	Sheila Oh
"That's When The Music Takes Me," Neil Sedaka	Music cannot transport people at any time.	Lance Crackers
"Disco Duck," Rick Dees	No duck can dance disco.	Opie M.
"The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter," Reba McEntire	A heart cannot hunt anything.	Lynnetta Lore
"Vitamin R," Chevelle	There's no such vitamin.	Rock Maninoff

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