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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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Most Recent Entries

The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 4889 Literally Impossible Song Titles entries on the site.

Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"When I Get Through With You (You'll Love Me Too)," Patsy ClineTrue love is forever; NOT getting "thru" w/ anyoneHeather Brockwell
"Love Like Blood," Killing JokeLove is not like (liquid) blood.Brit Boxx
"Signed Sealed Delivered I'm Yours," Stevie WonderA person cannot be signed, sealed or delivered.Reggie Pillbox
"River Of Deceit," Mad Season There's no such river.Rock Maninoff
"The Love Boat (theme)," Jack JonesLove does not have its own boat.Francis A. Sissy
"Losing My Religion," R.E.M.A religion cannot be misplaced.Opie M.
"Lazy Afternoon," Barbra Streisand A time period cannot be lazy.Sheila Oh
"We Don't Talk Anymore," Cliff RichardPeople don't quit talking suddenly.Francis A. Sissy
"Big Rock Candy Mountain," Harry McClintockMountains are not made of candy.Opie M.
"Perfect Imperfection," Kevin GatesEssentially self-contradictory!Henrietta Caroleen Ellenboro
"Kiss Me Deadly," Lita FordA kiss cannot kill you.Sheila Oh
"Change (In The House Of Flies)," DeftonesFlies do not have their own house.Rock Maninoff
"Speed Demon," Michael JacksonA demon does not drive.Percy Fingertips
"Dancing Drums," Ananda ShankarDrums can't danceJohnHowarth
"Disco Queen," Hot ChocolateThere's actually no monarchy in disco.Reggie Pillbox
"Jealous Sea," Meg MyersA sea cannot experience jealousy.Sheila Oh
"That's When The Music Takes Me," Neil SedakaMusic cannot transport people at any time.Lance Crackers
"Disco Duck," Rick DeesNo duck can dance disco.Opie M.
"The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter," Reba McEntireA heart cannot hunt anything.Lynnetta Lore
"Vitamin R," ChevelleThere's no such vitamin.Rock Maninoff

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