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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

Most Recent Entries

The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 4649 Literally Impossible Song Titles entries on the site.

Song/Performer	Comments	Submittor
"Pinball Wizard," The Who	Wizards do not exist; thus they cannot play pinbal	Lance Crackers
"Pinball Wizard," Elton John	Wizards do not play pinball.	Brit Boxx
"I'll Take Everything," James Blunt	You cannot take everything.	Lefty Lucy
"Don't Pull Your Love," Hamilton, Joe Frank, and Reynolds	You can't pull love anyway.	Winter Pepper
"Everybody Knows You Cried Last Night," The Fratellis	Not everyone knows.	Winter Pepper
"I Know But I Don't Know," Blondie	Self-contradictory.	Beth
"Nothing Else Matters," Metallica	A lot of other things do matter	Lina
"Money Honey," The Drifters	Honey would not be a good form of currency.	Peter
"Magical Mystery Tour," The Beatles	No such tour of magic and mystery has existed.	Peter
"Mr. Dieingly Sad," The Critters	I don't believe this was a real name.	Peter
"Mr. Sad," Marc Almond	'Sad' is no one's real last name.	Ann
"Voice of America's Sons," John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band	America itself doesn't have any offspring	Lefty Lucy
"I Almost Lost My Mind," Pat Boone	You can't literally lose your mind	Wanda Pierce
"No Roads Left," Linkin Park	There are plenty of roads left	Wanda Pierce
"Everything Will Be Alright Tomorrow," Faithless	Not everything. Some things will, others not.	Wanda Pierce
"Canned Heat," Jamiroquai	Heat cannot be literally canned	Lefty Lucy
"Feel Like A Number," Bob Seger and the Sliver Bullet Band	How exactly can one feel like a number??	Alice
"Flirtin' With Disaster," Molly Hatchet	But will disaster flirt back?	Peter
"The Final Countdown," Europe	There were more countdowns after this song.	Peter
"I Am The Beat," The Look	People aren't beats	Lefty Lucy

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