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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 4649 Literally Impossible Song Titles entries on the site.

Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"Pinball Wizard," The WhoWizards do not exist; thus they cannot play pinbalLance Crackers
"Pinball Wizard," Elton JohnWizards do not play pinball.Brit Boxx
"I'll Take Everything," James BluntYou cannot take everything.Lefty Lucy
"Don't Pull Your Love," Hamilton, Joe Frank, and ReynoldsYou can't pull love anyway.Winter Pepper
"Everybody Knows You Cried Last Night," The FratellisNot everyone knows.Winter Pepper
"I Know But I Don't Know," BlondieSelf-contradictory.Beth
"Nothing Else Matters," MetallicaA lot of other things do matterLina
"Money Honey," The DriftersHoney would not be a good form of currency.Peter
"Magical Mystery Tour," The BeatlesNo such tour of magic and mystery has existed.Peter
"Mr. Dieingly Sad," The CrittersI don't believe this was a real name.Peter
"Mr. Sad," Marc Almond'Sad' is no one's real last name.Ann
"Voice of America's Sons," John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band America itself doesn't have any offspringLefty Lucy
"I Almost Lost My Mind," Pat BooneYou can't literally lose your mindWanda Pierce
"No Roads Left," Linkin ParkThere are plenty of roads leftWanda Pierce
"Everything Will Be Alright Tomorrow," FaithlessNot everything. Some things will, others not.Wanda Pierce
"Canned Heat," JamiroquaiHeat cannot be literally cannedLefty Lucy
"Feel Like A Number," Bob Seger and the Sliver Bullet BandHow exactly can one feel like a number??Alice
"Flirtin' With Disaster," Molly HatchetBut will disaster flirt back?Peter
"The Final Countdown," EuropeThere were more countdowns after this song.Peter
"I Am The Beat," The LookPeople aren't beatsLefty Lucy

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