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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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Most Recent Entries

The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 4906 Literally Impossible Song Titles entries on the site.

Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"The Jean Genie," David BowieGenies do not exists, even those in jeans.Opie M.
"Happy Sad," Ocean AlleySelf-contradictory.Chowder
"Happy Sad," Ocean AlleyYou cannot be both at the same time.Lance Crackers
"We Don't Talk Anymore," Charlie PuthPeople don't quit talking suddenly.JohnHowarth
"I've Never Been To Me," CharleneLiving isn't by out-of-body experiences alone.Heather Brobkwell
"Country Sunshine," Dottie WestSunshine does not have a music genre preference.Polly Darton
"Red Earth," Crash VegasEarth cannot be red (it's blue, is it not?)JohnHowarth
"Nothing Ever Happened," Crash VegasMany things ever happenedJohnHowarth
"Heaven Hurts," ColdplayI know of no "theology" implying that heaven hurtsHeather Brockwell
"Back In My Body," Maggie RogersCould she REALLY have ever been out of it?Heather Brockwell
"Spoonman," SoundgardenNo man can be a spoon.Rock Maninoff
"Crazy Love," PocoLove cannot experience craziness.Lance Crackers
"Across The Universe Of Time," Hayley WestenraTime & space, NOT time alone, make up the universeHeather Brockwell
"We Belong To The Night," Ellen FoleyThe night doesn't own anybody.Heather Brockwell
"Across The Night," SilverchairNight isn't a physical entity -- can't be crossedHeather Brockwell
"Come Into My Head," KimbraCouldn't fit if one tried.Heather Brockwell
"Thirsty Boots," The Kingston TrioFootwear can't get thirsty.Heather Brockwell
"When I Get Through With You (You'll Love Me Too)," Patsy ClineTrue love is forever; NOT getting "thru" w/ anyoneHeather Brockwell
"Love Like Blood," Killing JokeLove is not like (liquid) blood.Brit Boxx
"Signed Sealed Delivered I'm Yours," Stevie WonderA person cannot be signed, sealed or delivered.Reggie Pillbox

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