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Take one letter out of a song title to change it's meaning. The removal of the letter should still form a word, and the title should be humorous as a result.

For example: Steve Winwood's "Split Decision" would become "Spit Decision"

Thanks to Philip Eno for the inspiration on this one!

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Entries Beginning with H, Page 5

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"High Speed Rain," REM originally "High Speed Train"
Take cover!
DebbieW
"High Tie," Grateful Dead originally "High Time"
Candy Welty
"High Tim," Grateful Dead originally "High Time"
Candy Welty
"High Ire," Linda Carr originally "High Wire"
Rapunzel Gladstone
"Higher Round," Stevie Wonder originally "Higher Ground"
kozar
"Higher Earning," Sam Roberts originally "Higher Learning"
Megan Ura
"Higher Leaning," Sam Roberts originally "Higher Learning"
Wendy Torrance
"Highway Tar," Deep Purple originally "Highway Star"
What for? So we stop while going 100km/h? Retarded
Anonymous Bob
"Hillbilly Heave," Tex Ritter originally "Hillbilly Heaven"
Lori Sifferan
"Hillbilly Haven," Tex Ritter originally "Hillbilly Heaven"
Rhoda Dohr
"The Ills Of Arkansas," Black Oak Arkansas originally "The Hills Of Arkansas"
Lorraine Thoanjer
"Hi," Rupert Holmes originally "Him"
as in, ''Hello!''
Serafina
"Hip Hop Tar," Beyonce originally "Hip Hop Star"
Candy Welty
"Hip Ho Star," Beyonce originally "Hip Hop Star"
Duncan Moore
"Hip Ho Star," Beyonce originally "Hip Hop Star"
Jane Farnsworth
"Hi Hop Star," Beyonce originally "Hip Hop Star"
Hi, as in slang for 'high'
Duncan Moore
"Hip Op Star," Beyonce originally "Hip Hop Star"
Op, as in short for option
Duncan Moore
"His Last Panting," Manic Street Preachers originally "His Last Painting"
Eileen Wright
"His Rocking Hose Ran Away," Betty Hutton originally "His Rocking Horse Ran Away"
Remarkable hose that can rock and run!
Carolyn Morgenstern
"Hit Me With Your Rhythm Tick," Ian Dury & The Blockheads originally "Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick"
Amy Vodkahaus
"Hit Me With Your Rhythm Sick," Ian Dury & The Blockheads originally "Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick"
Amy Vodkahaus
"Hit Somebody (The Hockey Son)," Warren Zevon originally "Hit Somebody (The Hockey Song)"
Sutch
"Hit That Perfect Bat," Bronski Beat originally "Hit That Perfect Beat"
Actually, wouldn't the bat do the hitting?
Cassandra
"Hit That Perfect Bet," Bronski Beat originally "Hit That Perfect Beat"
Cassandra
"Hit The Rod, Jack," Ray Charles originally "Hit The Road, Jack"
Wherein Charles condones violence to Rod Stewart?
Calop
"Itchin' A Ride," Green Day originally "Hitchin' A Ride"
Tom
"Hobo Humpin' Slob Babe," Whale originally "Hobo Humpin' Slobo Babe"
Gretchen Wieners
"Hold Back The Ears," Wang Chung originally "Hold Back The Tears"
Sally Kedoula
"Hold Back The Teas," Wang Chung originally "Hold Back The Tears"
Bring lemonade instead?
Peter
"Old Me Now," Thompson Twins originally "Hold Me Now"
Paul Bear
"Hold Me, Jess," Rebecca St. James originally "Hold Me, Jesus"
Gail McFarland
"Hold The Lie," Toto originally "Hold The Line"
Susie Creamcheese
"Hold Our Head Up," Argent originally "Hold Your Head Up"
Candy Welty
"Holding Back the Ears," Simply Red originally "Holding Back the Years"
mandylee
"Hole Heated," Extreme originally "Hole Hearted"
Hayley Spalding
"Hole In My Heart (All The Way To Chia)," Cyndi Lauper originally "Hole In My Heart (All The Way To China)"
All the way to her Chia pet?
Regina Olsen
"Hole In My Heart (All The Way To Chin)," Cyndi Lauper originally "Hole In My Heart (All The Way To China)"
Much shorter but still serious hole in one's heart
Penelope Beckinsale
"Hole In My Hoe," Traffic originally "Hole In My Shoe"
A defective garden tool, then...
Jen
"Hoes In The Floor Of Heaven," Mark Willis originally "Holes In The Floor Of Heaven"
The ground needs hoeing even in Heaven?
Regina Olsen
"Holes In The Floor Of Haven," Mark Willis originally "Holes In The Floor Of Heaven"
Marion Shelby
"Holiday For Stings," Spike Jones originally "Holiday For Strings"
Geroge Straitjacket
"Holiday In Pain," Counting Crows originally "Holiday In Spain"
Puts a crimp in one's holiday!
Sam Bucus the elder
"Holiday Rod," Lindsey Buckingham originally "Holiday Road"
For a holiday in the lightning storm season?
Karen Smith
"Holla If You Like Hat," The Bar-Kays originally "Holla If You Like That"
Yvette Bristle
"Holy," Andy Williams originally "Holly"
Serafina
"The Holy And The Ivy," Traditional originally "The Holly And The Ivy"
Regina Haniger
"A Holy Jolly Christmas," Daveigh Chase originally "A Holly Jolly Christmas"
Donna Rand Blitzen
"Holly's Ream Vacation," Super Deluxe originally "Holly's Dream Vacation"
Samantha Wayland
"Hollywood Ills," Sunrise Avenue originally "Hollywood Hills"
Yvette Bristle
"Hollywood Singing," Kool & The Gang originally "Hollywood Swinging"
Serafina
"Hollywood Tow," Harriet Schock originally "Hollywood Town"
Samantha Wayland
"Hollywood Ton," Harriet Schock originally "Hollywood Town"
Samantha Wayland
"Holy Is Our Name," Bebo Norman originally "Holy Is Your Name"
Kayla McSwain
"Hoe," Michael Buble originally "Home"
A gardening tool.
O.J. Chamberlain
"Hoe At Last," Steely Dan originally "Home At Last"
Finally getting around to hoeing their garden?
Wendy Torrance
"Home Before Ark," Neil Diamond originally "Home Before Dark"
Yvette Bristle
"Home Bond," Ted Nugent originally "Home Bound"
Candy Welty
"Hoe Bound," Ted Nugent originally "Home Bound"
Candy Welty
"Hoe For A Rest," Spirit Of The West originally "Home For A Rest"
A hoe might be something one leans on for a rest
Samantha Wayland
"Home Or A Rest," Spirit Of The West originally "Home For A Rest"
Samantha Wayland
"Hoe In My Hand," Foghat originally "Home In My Hand"
As when tilling one's garden
Lorraine Thoanjer
"Home Is Where The Heat Is," Firehouse originally "Home Is Where The Heart Is"
Yep, just turn on your heater/furnace.
Mercedes Morgan
"Hoe Is Where The Hurt Is," Nils Lofgren originally "Home Is Where The Hurt Is"
For someone who tripped over a garden tool?
Veronica Persica
"Home Is Where The Hut Is," Nils Lofgren originally "Home Is Where The Hurt Is"
Veronica Persica
"Hoe Of The Brave," Toto originally "Home Of The Brave"
Candy Welty
"Home Of The Rave," Toto originally "Home Of The Brave"
Candy Welty
"Hoe On The Range," Traditional originally "Home On The Range"
And a lot of land to hoe there.
Valerie Cameron
"Home On The Rage," Traditional originally "Home On The Range"
Regina Olsen
"Home To Sty," Josh Groban originally "Home To Stay"
Be it ever so squalid, there's no place like home.
Meg Owens
"Home To Say," Josh Groban originally "Home To Stay"
To say what?
Sam Bucus the elder
"Hometown Gory," Adele originally "Hometown Glory"
Yvette Bristle
"Homeward Bond," Simon & Garfunkel originally "Homeward Bound"
Serafina
"Honesty," Zwan originally "Honestly"
Billy Reuben
"Hone," Bobby Goldsboro originally "Honey"
Serafina
"Honey Huh," Big Joe Turner originally "Honey Hush"
Camilla Talking Bird
"Hone Man," Tim Buckley originally "Honey Man"
Yvette Bristle
"Honey Ma," Tim Buckley originally "Honey Man"
Yvette Bristle
"Honky Ton Badonkadonk," Trace Adkins originally "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk"
Even more mysterious than the original.
Naomi Swanson
"Honky Ton Woman," The Rolling Stones originally "Honky Tonk Woman"
Regina Olsen
"Honky Tonk Omen," The Rolling Stones originally "Honky Tonk Women"
Rachel Stedman
"Honky Tonk '65," Lonnie Mack originally "Honky Tonky '65"
Alyssa Jayne
"Hoodoo Itch," Webb Wilder originally "Hoodoo Witch"
Carmen Vortex Street
"Hooray For Haze," Tommy Roe originally "Hooray For Hazel"
Candy Welty
"Hoes Go Astray," Northern Pikes originally "Hopes Go Astray"
Oh, those wayward garden tools!
Lindsay Doyle
"Horror Move," The Skyhooks originally "Horror Movie"
Halloweena Jolie
"The Hose," Cliff Nobles & Co. originally "The Horse"
Serafina
"Horse Ever," Cliff Nobles & Co. originally "Horse Fever"
Meredith Harshaw
"Hose Fever," Cliff Nobles & Co. originally "Horse Fever"
Meredith Harshaw
"A Hose With No Name," America originally "A Horse With No Name"
Regina Olsen
"Hoses In The City," Nina Gordon originally "Horses In The City"
In lawns and gardens and where fires are fought.
Andrea Greenleaf
"The Hot Bee Song," Brak originally "The Hot Beet Song"
Pepsi's Hartebeest
"The Hot Beet Son," Brak originally "The Hot Beet Song"
Pepsi's Hartebeest
"The Hot Bet Song," Brak originally "The Hot Beet Song"
Pepsi's Hartebeest
"Hot Bo," Bobby Shmurda originally "Hot Boy"
Yvette Bristle
"Ho Girls In Love," Loverboy originally "Hot Girls In Love"
Emmy Kay Butanone
"Ho Issue," 4Minute originally "Hot Issue"
Christina Caraway
"Ho Line," The Sylvers originally "Hot Line"
The phone line used by Santa Claus. -:) Right!
Nora Aaron
"Hot Lie," The Sylvers originally "Hot Line"
Daisy Pappus
"Ho Love," Aldo Nova originally "Hot Love"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Hot N Old," Katy Perry originally "Hot N Cold"
Cliff Adair

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