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Take one letter out of a song title to change it's meaning. The removal of the letter should still form a word, and the title should be humorous as a result.

For example: Steve Winwood's "Split Decision" would become "Spit Decision"

Thanks to Philip Eno for the inspiration on this one!

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Entries Beginning with H, Page 7

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"How Do You Seep?," John Lennon originally "How Do You Sleep?"
Tom
"How Fat Them Trucks Can Go," Claude Gray originally "How Fast Them Trucks Can Go"
Peter
"How Green Was My Alley," Harry Belafonte originally "How Green Was My Valley"
Yvette Bristle
"How High the Moo," Les Paul & Mary Ford originally "How High the Moon"
Better stop reading nursery rhymes to the cattle!
hec
"How I Go This Way," Taxi Ride originally "How I Got This Way"
Foley Cassid
"How I Got His Way," Taxi Ride originally "How I Got This Way"
Foley Cassid
"Ow Long," Ace originally "How Long"
Exclaim "Ow" long when one is hurting
Iris Green
"Ho Long," Ace originally "How Long"
Iris Green
"How Many More Ears," Howlin' Wolf originally "How Many More Years"
Julia Cox
"How Many Tars," Helloween originally "How Many Tears"
"Tars" is slang for sailors.
Lindsay Doyle
"How Many Ears," Helloween originally "How Many Tears"
Adrienne Schnell
"How Many Teas," Helloween originally "How Many Tears"
Adrienne Schnell
"How Much Can A Lonely Hart Stand," Skeeter Davis originally "How Much Can A Lonely Heart Stand"
Hart = male deer
Candy Welty
"How Much Can A Lonely Heat Stand," Skeeter Davis originally "How Much Can A Lonely Heart Stand"
Naomi Swanson
"How Much Can A Lonely Heart Sand," Skeeter Davis originally "How Much Can A Lonely Heart Stand"
Naomi Swanson
"How My Heat Sings," Bill Evans originally "How My Heart Sings"
Jessica Childress
"How My Hart Sings," Bill Evans originally "How My Heart Sings"
A singing deer! Remarkable!
Jessica Childress
"How Soon Is No?," The Smiths originally "How Soon Is Now?"
Kevin
"How To Be Our Guy," Keith Green originally "How To Be Your Guy"
Alyssa Jayne
"How To Save A Lie," The Fray originally "How To Save A Life"
Simple: don't tell one.
Terror Reid
"How To Ouch A Girl," JoJo originally "How To Touch A Girl"
Bob
"How Our Love Makes Me Feel," Diamond Rio originally "How Your Love Makes Me Feel"
Heidi Sharpe
"How's It Gong To Be," Third Eye Blind originally "How's It Going To Be"
Yes, How WILL it become a gong in the future?
Fiona Apple Cider
"Howard's Ale," Sick Puppies originally "Howard's Tale"
Hayley Spalding
"The Hula Hop Song," Teresa Brewer originally "The Hula Hoop Song"
Candy Welty
"The Hula Hoop Son," Teresa Brewer originally "The Hula Hoop Song"
Candy Welty
"Hum Long," Ludo originally "Hum Along"
Don't pick any short song to hum!
Heather Brockwell
"Human," Lacuna Coil originally "Humane"
Justin B. Burr
"Humpy Dance," Digital Underground originally "Humpty Dance"
Wendy Torrance
"Hundred Ore Years," Francesca Battistelli originally "Hundred More Years"
Before the vein was exhausted?
Corinne Auterlehr
"Hundred More Ears," Francesca Battistelli originally "Hundred More Years"
Yvette Bristle
"A Hundred Ponds Of Clay," Gene McDaniels originally "A Hundred Pounds Of Clay"
Yvonne Sindri
"Unger In John," Rachel Sage originally "Hunger In John"
As in actress Deborah Unger
Tiffany Furlong
"Huger In John," Rachel Sage originally "Hunger In John"
comparative of "huge"
Samantha Wayland
"Hungry Heat," Bruce Springsteen originally "Hungry Heart"
Lydia Helton
"Hungry Ike The Wolf," Duran Duran originally "Hungry Like The Wolf"
A wolf named Ike is hungry.
Megan
"The Hungry Ears," Neil Sedaka originally "The Hungry Years"
Rachel Stedman
"Hunting For Itches," Block Party originally "Hunting For Witches"
Natalie Starboardman
"Hunting Or Witches," Bloc Party originally "Hunting For Witches"
Sabrina Flowe
"Hunting Or Witches," Block Party originally "Hunting For Witches"
Natalie Starboardman
"Hurdy Gurdy Ma," Donovan originally "Hurdy Gurdy Man"
Peter
"He Hurt," Cat Stevens originally "The Hurt"
Candy Welty
"The Hut," Cat Stevens originally "The Hurt"
Candy Welty
"Hut," Timi Yuro originally "Hurt"
Candy Welty
"Hut By Love," Inez Foxx originally "Hurt By Love"
Jessica Childress
"Huh," Deep Purple originally "Hush"
Ed
"He Hustle," Van McCoy originally "The Hustle"
Trying to hustle up some better grammar?
Karen Smith

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