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Song Names -> Remove a Letter From a Song Title -> H, Page 7
Take one letter out of a song title to change it's meaning. The removal of the letter should still form a word, and the title should be humorous as a result.
For example: Steve Winwood's "Split Decision" would become "Spit Decision"
Thanks to Philip Eno for the inspiration on this one!
Entries Beginning with H, Page 7
Entries starting with H are split into multiple pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
"House Hoes," The Bar-Kays originally "House Shoes"
Yvette Bristle
"Hose Shoes," The Bar-Kays originally "House Shoes"
Yvette Bristle
"The House Hat Jack Built," Aretha Franklin originally "The House That Jack Built"
Candy Welty
"The Hose That Jack Built," Aretha Franklin originally "The House That Jack Built"
Candy Welty
"Hose We Used To Live In," The Smithereens originally "House We Used To Live In"
Back when we were little squirts
Faith Spencer
"A House, A Car And A Wedding Rig," Dale Hawkins originally "A House, A Car And A Wedding Ring"
Alyssa Jayne
"A Hose, A Car And A Wedding Ring," Dale Hawkins originally "A House, A Car And A Wedding Ring"
Alyssa Jayne
"The Houseplant Son," Audio Adrenaline originally "The Houseplant Song"
Kimberly Townsend
"The Houseplan Song," Audio Adrenaline originally "The Houseplant Song"
Kimberly Townsend
"Hoses Of The Holy," Led Zeppelin originally "Houses Of The Holy"
Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
"Huston (Means I'm One Day Closer To You)," Larry Gatlin & The Gatlin Brothers Band originally "Houston (Means I'm One Day Closer To You)"
New spelling refers to actress Anjelica Huston?
Fiona Montrose
"How Am I Supposed To Lie Without You?," Laura Branigan originally "How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?"
Karen Smith
"Ho Bizarre," OMC originally "How Bizarre"
Wendy Torrance
"How Can I Be Sue," The Young Rascals originally "How Can I Be Sure"
I don't even look a bit like her.
Adrienne Ramseur
"How Can I Forge," Marvin Gaye originally "How Can I Forget"
Candy Welty
"How Can I Forge You," Elisa Fiorillo originally "How Can I Forget You"
Candy Welty
"How Can I Reuse," Heart originally "How Can I Refuse"
Angie Neverhart
"How Can You End A Broken Heart," The Bee Gees originally "How Can You Mend A Broken Heart"
Jessica Childress
"How Can You Mend A Broken Heat," The Bee Gees originally "How Can You Mend A Broken Heart"
Peter
"How Do I Lie," LeAnn Rimes originally "How Do I Live"
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"How Do You Seep?," John Lennon originally "How Do You Sleep?"
Tom
"How Fat Them Trucks Can Go," Claude Gray originally "How Fast Them Trucks Can Go"
Peter
"How Green Was My Alley," Harry Belafonte originally "How Green Was My Valley"
Yvette Bristle
"How High the Moo," Les Paul & Mary Ford originally "How High the Moon"
Better stop reading nursery rhymes to the cattle!
hec
"How I Got His Way," Taxi Ride originally "How I Got This Way"
Foley Cassid
"How I Go This Way," Taxi Ride originally "How I Got This Way"
Foley Cassid
"Ho Long," Ace originally "How Long"
Iris Green
"How Many More Ears," Howlin' Wolf originally "How Many More Years"
Julia Cox
"How Many Ears," Helloween originally "How Many Tears"
Adrienne Schnell
"How Many Teas," Helloween originally "How Many Tears"
Adrienne Schnell
"How Much Can A Lonely Heat Stand," Skeeter Davis originally "How Much Can A Lonely Heart Stand"
Naomi Swanson
"How Much Can A Lonely Hart Stand," Skeeter Davis originally "How Much Can A Lonely Heart Stand"
Hart = male deer
Candy Welty
"How Much Can A Lonely Heart Sand," Skeeter Davis originally "How Much Can A Lonely Heart Stand"
Naomi Swanson
"How My Hart Sings," Bill Evans originally "How My Heart Sings"
A singing deer! Remarkable!
Jessica Childress
"How My Heat Sings," Bill Evans originally "How My Heart Sings"
Jessica Childress
"How Soon Is No?," The Smiths originally "How Soon Is Now?"
Kevin
"How To Be Our Guy," Keith Green originally "How To Be Your Guy"
Alyssa Jayne
"How To Ouch A Girl," JoJo originally "How To Touch A Girl"
Bob
"How Our Love Makes Me Feel," Diamond Rio originally "How Your Love Makes Me Feel"
Heidi Sharpe
"How'd We Ever Get His Way," Andy Kim originally "How'd We Ever Get This Way"
Sonia Rinzaimayor
"How's It Gong To Be," Third Eye Blind originally "How's It Going To Be"
Yes, How WILL it become a gong in the future?
Fiona Apple Cider
"Howard's Ale," Sick Puppies originally "Howard's Tale"
Hayley Spalding
"The Hula Hop Song," Teresa Brewer originally "The Hula Hoop Song"
Candy Welty
"The Hula Hoop Son," Teresa Brewer originally "The Hula Hoop Song"
Candy Welty
"Human," Lacuna Coil originally "Humane"
Justin B. Burr
"Humpy Dance," Digital Underground originally "Humpty Dance"
Wendy Torrance
"Hundred Ore Years," Francesca Battistelli originally "Hundred More Years"
Before the vein was exhausted?
Corinne Auterlehr
"Hundred More Ears," Francesca Battistelli originally "Hundred More Years"
Yvette Bristle
"A Hundred Ponds Of Clay," Gene McDaniels originally "A Hundred Pounds Of Clay"
Yvonne Sindri
"Hungry Heat," Bruce Springsteen originally "Hungry Heart"
Lydia Helton
"Hungry Ike The Wolf," Duran Duran originally "Hungry Like The Wolf"
A wolf named Ike is hungry.
Megan
"The Hungry Ears," Neil Sedaka originally "The Hungry Years"
Rachel Stedman
"Hunting For Itches," Bloc Party originally "Hunting For Witches"
So that one can scratch them?
Monica Harpootlian
"Hunting For Itches," Block Party originally "Hunting For Witches"
Natalie Starboardman
"Hunting Or Witches," Bloc Party originally "Hunting For Witches"
Sabrina Flowe
"Hunting Or Witches," Block Party originally "Hunting For Witches"
Natalie Starboardman
"Hurdy Gurdy Ma," Donovan originally "Hurdy Gurdy Man"
Peter
"Hut," Timi Yuro originally "Hurt"
Candy Welty
"He Hurt," Cat Stevens originally "The Hurt"
Candy Welty
"The Hut," Cat Stevens originally "The Hurt"
Candy Welty
"Hut By Love," Inez Foxx originally "Hurt By Love"
Jessica Childress
"Huh," Deep Purple originally "Hush"
Ed
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