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Take one letter out of a song title to change it's meaning. The removal of the letter should still form a word, and the title should be humorous as a result.

For example: Steve Winwood's "Split Decision" would become "Spit Decision"

Thanks to Philip Eno for the inspiration on this one!

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Entries Beginning with H, Page 2

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"The Hardest Par," Coldplay originally "The Hardest Part"
When the band members play golf or bridge?
Dongquan
"The Hardest Art," Coldplay originally "The Hardest Part"
Probably the hardest artwork done yet!!
Dongquan
"The Hardest Pat," Coldplay originally "The Hardest Part"
Kerianne Hopkins
"Hardware Sore," Weird Al Yankovic originally "Hardware Store"
Alyssa Jayne
"Harm Dance," Armenian Jazz Sextet originally "Harem Dance"
Kristin Carpenter
"Hare Dance," Armenian Jazz Sextet originally "Harem Dance"
Iris Verna
"Harem Dane," Armenian Jazz Sextet originally "Harem Dance"
Iris Verna
"Hark! The Herald Angels Sin," Traditional originally "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing"
If they were angels they must have fallen.
Peter
"Ark, The Herald Angels Sing," Traditional originally "Hark, The Herald Angels Sing"
Is this a song about Jesus or Noah?
Donna Rand Blitz'n
"Harleigh Rod," Sue Richards originally "Harleigh Road"
Candy Welty
"Harem Nocturne," The Viscounts originally "Harlem Nocturne"
Candy Welty
"Harem Shuffle," The Rolling Stones originally "Harlem Shuffle"
Linda
"Arm Of Will," Bjork originally "Harm Of Will"
Naomi Swanson
"Ham Of Will," Bjork originally "Harm Of Will"
Naomi Swanson
"Harmless Hart," Trisha Yearwood originally "Harmless Heart"
Hart = male deer
Candy Welty
"Hamless Heart," Trisha Yearwood originally "Harmless Heart"
A. Person
"Harmless Heat," Trisha Yearwood originally "Harmless Heart"
Peter
"Armless Heart," Trisha Yearwood originally "Harmless Heart"
Da Phoenix
"Harnessed In Sums," Archers Of Loaf originally "Harnessed In Slums"
Jessica Childress
"Harper Alley P.T.A.," Jeannie C. Riley originally "Harper Valley P.T.A."
That P.T.A. was much smaller.
Random Mysteryperson
"Harvey's Got A Gil Friend," Royal Teens originally "Harvey's Got A Girl Friend"
He's got a friend named Gil.
Candy Welty
"Harvey's Got A Girl Fiend," Royal Teens originally "Harvey's Got A Girl Friend"
Candy Welty
"Has Anybody Seen My Al," The California Ramblers originally "Has Anybody Seen My Gal"
Ashley Nicole Hendershot-Wetherington
"Has It Come To His?," The Streets originally "Has It Come To This?"
Veronica Persica
"Has Pipe," Weezer originally "Hash Pipe"
Julia Farda
"Hash Pie," Weezer originally "Hash Pipe"
Terror Reid
"Hat," Jay-Z featuring Kanye West originally "Hate"
Courtney Mears
"Ate," Jay-Z featuring Kanye West originally "Hate"
Courtney Mears
"Hat (I Really Don't Like You)," Plain White T's originally "Hate (I Really Don't Like You)"
Poor underappreciated hat.
temari
"Hat And War," The Clash originally "Hate And War"
Peter
"Hat Me," Blue October originally "Hate Me"
Robby
"Ate Me," Blue October originally "Hate Me"
Robby
"Ate Me Now," Nas originally "Hate Me Now"
Peter
"Hat Me Now," Nas originally "Hate Me Now"
Candy Welty
"Hate My Lie," Theory of a Deadman originally "Hate My Life"
Your lies should be something you hate.
Peter
"Ate My Life," Theory of a Deadman originally "Hate My Life"
Shucks, another life lost to eating yourself.
Peter
"Hat My Life," Theory of a Deadman originally "Hate My Life"
Peter
"Hat That I Love You," Rihanna originally "Hate That I Love You"
Interesting reason to wear a hat.
Peter
"Ate That I Love You," Rihanna originally "Hate That I Love You"
Interesting reason to have a meal.
Peter
"Hat This Place," Goo Goo Dolls originally "Hate This Place"
Peter
"Hate This Lace," Goo Goo Dolls originally "Hate This Place"
Peter
"Hate His Place," Goo Goo Dolls originally "Hate This Place"
Peter
"Hate This Pace," Goo Goo Dolls originally "Hate This Place"
Peter
"Ate This Place," Goo Goo Dolls originally "Hate This Place"
Peter
"Hat To Say I Told You So," The Hives originally "Hate To Say I Told You So"
Clever hat, that can speak at all!
Karen Smith
"Ate To Say I Told You So," The Hives originally "Hate To Say I Told You So"
So hungry, had to eat before saying that?
Karen Smith
"Ate To Say I Told You So," The Hives originally "Hate To Say I Told You So"
Peter
"Hate Your Fiends," Lemonheads originally "Hate Your Friends"
More sensible than the original title.
Peter
"Hate You Friends," Lemonheads originally "Hate Your Friends"
Someone with low tolerance for Phoebe, Monica, etc
Peter
"Hat Your Friends," Lemonheads originally "Hate Your Friends"
I have been seeing more hat wearing lately.
Peter
"Ate Your Friends," Lemonheads originally "Hate Your Friends"
That's why they don't come around, anymore?
Peter
"Hunt You Every Day," Weezer originally "Haunt You Ever Day"
Could you picture Rivers Cuomo with a gun?
Josh
"Hunted House," Bee Gees originally "Haunted House"
Peter
"Haunted Hose," Bee Gees originally "Haunted House"
Yvette Bristle
"Haunted Shoes," Cradle Of Filth originally "Haunted Shores"
Naomi Swanson
"Hunted Shores," Cradle of Filth originally "Haunted Shores"
I guess it's private property
Kevin Hamula
"Hunting Me," Stabbing Westward originally "Haunting Me"
Jessica Childress
"Have A Holy Jolly Christmas," Burl Ives originally "Have A Holly Jolly Christmas"
Kris Kringle Aguilera
"Have You Ever Been Mellow," Olivia Newton-John originally "Have You Never Been Mellow"
crazydon
"Haven't Got Time For The Pin," Carly Simon originally "Haven't Got Time For The Pain"
Alyssa Jayne
"Haven't Got Time For The Pan," Carly Simon originally "Haven't Got Time For The Pain"
Alyssa Jayne
"Haven't Slept In Ears," Matthew Good Band originally "Haven't Slept In Years"
Well, who has???
Marion Shelby
"Having A Part," Sam Cooke originally "Having A Party"
Serafina
"He Ain't Give You One," Freddie Scott originally "He Ain't Give You None"
Candy Welty
"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Bother," The Hollies originally "He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"
Melanie Bianca Green
"He Has Made Me Lad," The Maranatha Singers originally "He Has Made Me Glad"
Story of a sex change operation?
Eileen McKenzie
"He Is Ailing," Jon & Vangelis originally "He Is Sailing"
Naomi Swanson
"He As Love," Susan Raye originally "He Was Love"
As sensible as original title
Victoria's Secret Agent Orange Marmalade
"He Will Break Your Heat," Jerry Butler originally "He Will Break Your Heart"
Candy Welty
"He Will Break Our Heart," Jerry Butler originally "He Will Break Your Heart"
Candy Welty
"He Will Break Your Hart," Jerry Butler originally "He Will Break Your Heart"
Hart = male deer
Candy Welty
"He Wore The Green Beet," Nancy Ames originally "He Wore The Green Beret"
Candy Welty
"He'll Have To Say," Jeanne Black originally "He'll Have To Stay"
Serafina
"He's A Fiend," Eddie Kendricks originally "He's A Friend"
Candy Welty
"He's A Goo Guy (Yes He Is)," The Marvelettes originally "He's A Good Guy (Yes He Is)"
Yvette Bristle
"He's A God Guy (Yes He Is)," The Marvelettes originally "He's A Good Guy (Yes He Is)"
Yvette Bristle
"He's A Reel," The Crystals originally "He's A Rebel"
Samantha Wayland
"He's Dad," Scarface originally "He's Dead"
Lydia Helton
"He's Got The Whole Word In His Hands," Laurie London originally "He's Got The Whole World In His Hands"
Yvette Bristle
"He's Read," The Poppies originally "He's Ready"
What has he read?
Karen Smith
"He's Sue The Boy I Love," The Crystals originally "He's Sure The Boy I Love"
As in Johnny Cash's song "A Boy Named Sue"
Candy Welty
"Head Fist," Babys originally "Head First"
Sutch
"Had First," Babys originally "Head First"
Sutch
"Head Full Of Hosts," Bush originally "Head Full Of Ghosts"
Natalie Snortman
"Had Games," Foreigner originally "Head Games"
...but I don't have them anymore ;)
Serafina
"Head Like A Hoe," Nine Inch Nails originally "Head Like A Hole"
It's the head of the rake-like tool, of course.
Bob
"Head Over Eels," Tears For Fears originally "Head Over Heels"
Joe
"Headline New," Edwin Starr originally "Headline News"
It's a brand new headline, not an old one.
Crystal Paisley
"Healing Hans," Elton John originally "Healing Hands"
Candy Welty
"Healthy Boy, Sick Mind," Operation Ivy originally "Healthy Body, Sick Mind"
Reese Witherfork
"Her Me," Jeannie Ortega originally "Hear Me"
She has her own version of me? Like a Mini-Me?
Melanie Bianca Green
"Herd It On The Radio," Ross Lynch originally "Heard It On The Radio"
Pronounced same way, different meaning
Karen Smith
"Hear It On The Radio," Ross Lynch originally "Heard It On The Radio"
nally
"Head It On The Radio," Ross Lynch originally "Heard It On The Radio"
Karen Smith
"Herd The World," O.A.R. originally "Heard The World"
Natalie Starboardman
"Heard The Word," O.A.R. originally "Heard The World"
And the word was ......?
Peter
"Head The World ," O.A.R. originally "Heard The World"
Some think they do.
Peter
"Heat Attack," Olivia Newton-John originally "Heart Attack"
Peter
"Heart Don't Ail Me Now," Holly Knight originally "Heart Don't Fail Me Now"
Candy Welty
"Heat Don't Fail Me Now," Holly Knight originally "Heart Don't Fail Me Now"
Candy Welty

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