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Song Names -> Remove a Letter From a Song Title -> J, Page 1
Take one letter out of a song title to change it's meaning. The removal of the letter should still form a word, and the title should be humorous as a result.
For example: Steve Winwood's "Split Decision" would become "Spit Decision"
Thanks to Philip Eno for the inspiration on this one!
Entries Beginning with J, Page 1
Entries starting with J are split into multiple pages: 1 2
"Jack Names The Plants," Ash originally "Jack Names The Planets"
Joanna Whitmire
"Jack Names The Planes," Ash originally "Jack Names The Planets"
Joanna Whitmire
"Jacob's Adder," Huey Lewis And The News originally "Jacob's Ladder"
Natalie Snortman
"Jaked On Green Bees," Alkaline Trio originally "Jaked On Green Beers"
Iris Verna
"Ja (Turn It Up)," Kim Kardashian originally "Jam (Turn It Up)"
Ja (pronounced "yah") is German for "yes"
Cassandra
"Jam Bad," Disco Tex & The Sex-O-Lettes originally "Jam Band"
Peter
"Jam Ban," Disco Tex & The Sex-O-Lettes originally "Jam Band"
Yvette Bristle
"Amie," Ray Parker Jr. originally "Jamie"
David
"Amie's Crying," Van Halen originally "Jamie's Crying"
Samantha Wayland
"Jan," Jefferson Starship originally "Jane"
Serafina
"Jan Says," Jane's Addiction originally "Jane Says"
Dobbs
"Jane's Blues," Janis Ian originally "Janey's Blues"
Sutch
"Jar Of Heats," Christina Perri originally "Jar Of Hearts"
Karen Smith
"Jealous Gain," Black Crowes originally "Jealous Again"
Eileen McKenzie
"Jen," Oliver originally "Jean"
Alicia Sturdivant
"Jan," Oliver originally "Jean"
Alicia Sturdivant
"Jeanne Needs A Shooter," Warren Zevon originally "Jeannie Needs A Shooter"
Sutch
"Jeannie Needs A Hooter," Warren Zevon originally "Jeannie Needs A Shooter"
Sutch
"Jelly Jungle (Of Range Marmalade)," The Lemon Pipers originally "Jelly Jungle (Of Orange Marmalade)"
Yvette Bristle
"Jennifer's Boy," Hole originally "Jennifer's Body"
Alan Toyce
"Jenny From The Lock," Jennifer Lopez originally "Jenny From The Block"
Carla Jorgensen
"Jenny Was A Fiend Of Mine," The Killers originally "Jenny Was A Friend Of Mine"
Peter
"Jenny As A Friend Of Mine," The Killers originally "Jenny Was A Friend Of Mine"
Isabella
"Jersey Ounce," Shep Fields And His Rippling Rhythm originally "Jersey Bounce"
Serafina
"Jess," Carly Simon originally "Jesse"
Elizabeth
"Jesu, Joy Of Ma's Desiring," Sarah Brightman originally "Jesu, Joy Of Man's Desiring"
Donna Rand Blitzen
"Jess Built My Hotrod," Ministry originally "Jesus Built My Hotrod"
Jessica Junderworth
"Jess Is Just Alright," Doobie Brothers originally "Jesus Is Just Alright"
Samantha Wayland
"Jesus Is Just Alight," Doobie Brothers originally "Jesus Is Just Alright"
Samantha Wayland
"Jess Walks," Kanye West originally "Jesus Walks"
Daryl Hannah Montana
"Jess Was A Man," INXS originally "Jesus Was A Man"
Ed
"Jesus As An Alien," Tabitha's Secret originally "Jesus Was An Alien"
Alicia Sturdivant
"Jess Was An Alien," Tabitha's Secret originally "Jesus Was An Alien"
Tabitha Cartwright
"Jess, Etc.," Wilco originally "Jesus, Etc."
Tiffany Carriker
"Jet Airline," Steve Miller Band originally "Jet Airliner"
Serafina
"Jimmy Loves Mary Ann," Looking Glass originally "Jimmy Loves Mary Anne"
Even if he drops a letter from her name
Natalie Stonecipher
"Jimmy Neuron Theme Song," Bowling For Soup originally "Jimmy Neutron Theme Song"
nally
"Jimmy Olsen's Lues," Spin Doctors originally "Jimmy Olsen's Blues"
Lues: Another term for syphilis; yes, discuss.
Peter
"Jimmy Olsen's Blue," Spin Doctors originally "Jimmy Olsen's Blues"
"Blues" was a noun; now "Blue" is an adjective.
Lucinda Blair
"Jan Crawford," Blue Oyster Cult originally "Joan Crawford"
Carmen Stokes
"Jon Crawford," Blue Oyster Cult originally "Joan Crawford"
Sutch
"Joann," Kool And The Gang originally "Joanna"
Serafina
"Joy," Jermaine Stewart originally "Jody"
Jane C. Moore
"Joe's Been A-Gittin' Here," Johnny Horton originally "Joe's Been A-Gittin' There"
Captain Irk
"Joy," Concrete Blonde originally "Joey"
Serafina
"Joey's Son," Bill Haley & His Comets originally "Joey's Song"
Alyssa Jayne
"Joy's Song," Bill Haley & His Comets originally "Joey's Song"
Alyssa Jayne
"Johnny On Time," Brenda Lee originally "Johnny One Time"
Alyssa Jayne
"The Joke," Steve Miller Band originally "The Joker"
Serafina
"Joe Cuervo," Shelly West originally "Jose Cuervo"
Sandra
"Journey To The End Of My Lie," AllStars originally "Journey To The End Of My Life"
Peter
"Judgement Of The Moo And Stars," Joni Mitchell originally "Judgement Of The Moon And Stars"
Night court for cows.
Peter
"Judy In Disguise (With Lasses)," John Fred & His Playboy Band originally "Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Dyan Cannonball
"Judy In Disguise (with Gasses)," John Fred & His Playboy Band originally "Judy In Disguise (with Glasses)"
The story of a gal incognito and her flatulence
Josh
"Judy's Urn To Cry," Lesley Gore originally "Judy's Turn To Cry"
Because that urn doesn't have Judy's remains?
Peter
"Jukebox In Iberia," Skyhooks originally "Jukebox In Siberia"
Iberia = peninsula containing Spain & Portugal.
Kelly Blythe
"Julia, We Don't Lie In The Sixties," The Indelicates originally "Julia, We Don't Live In The Sixties"
Candy Welty
"Julie's Been Working For The Rug Squad," The Clash originally "Julie's Been Working For The Drug Squad"
Nora Aaron
"Jump Roe," Blue October originally "Jump Rope"
Jumping over fish eggs? Should be easier than rope
Lou Quilson
"Jump Star," Natalie Cole originally "Jump Start"
Candy Welty
"Jump Stat," Natalie Cole originally "Jump Start"
As in a record for some high- or broad-jump event
Hayley Spalding
"Jump Tart," Natalie Cole originally "Jump Start"
Candy Welty
"Jumping Jack Lash," Rolling Stones originally "Jumping Jack Flash"
Try jumping when you are drunk.
Peter
"Junior's Arm," Paul McCartney & Wings originally "Junior's Farm"
Peter
"Jut," Radiohead originally "Just"
hamburger456
"Just A Fiend," Biz Markie originally "Just A Friend"
George Straitjacket
"Just A Little Hat," The Black Keys originally "Just A Little Heat"
Lydia Helton
"Just A Little Eat," The Black Keys originally "Just A Little Heat"
Peter
"Just A Little Wile," Janet Jackson originally "Just A Little While"
Wile, as in trickery
Cynthia Avery
"Jut A Little While," Janet Jackson originally "Just A Little While"
Cynthia Avery
"Just A Ma," Faith No More originally "Just A Man"
Cynthia Avery
"Just A Son Before I Go," Crosby, Stills and Nash originally "Just A Song Before I Go"
Sutch
"Just Another Woman I Love," Anne Murray originally "Just Another Woman In Love"
Candace Mercer
"Just Ask Our Heart," Frankie Avalon originally "Just Ask Your Heart"
Kirsten Abercrombie
"Just Ask Your Heat," Frankie Avalon originally "Just Ask Your Heart"
As easy to ask as your heart!
Kirsten Abercrombie
"Just Be God To Me," SOS Band originally "Just Be Good To Me"
Heidi Sharpe
"Just Be Goo To Me," SOS Band originally "Just Be Good To Me"
Doug Wells
"Jut Between You And Me," April Wine originally "Just Between You And Me"
Alyssa Jayne
"Just Fiends," Jonas Brothers originally "Just Friends"
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"Just Give Me A Rig," Clyde McPhatter originally "Just Give Me A Ring"
Yvette Bristle
"Just Go Lucky," The Jo Boxers originally "Just Got Lucky"
Like quitting while one is ahead?
Mermaid's Pedicurist
"Just Got Lucy," The Jo Boxers originally "Just Got Lucky"
Mermaid's Pedicurist
"Just Got Pad," Johnny Kemp originally "Just Got Paid"
Twila Paris Hilton
"Just Got Aid," Johnny Kemp originally "Just Got Paid"
Tabitha Cartwright
"Jut Like A Woman," Bob Dylan originally "Just Like A Woman"
Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
"Jut Like Anyone," Soul Asylum originally "Just Like Anyone"
Jamie Burke
"Just Like Heave," The Cure originally "Just Like Heaven"
Peter
"Just Like Haven," The Cure originally "Just Like Heaven"
Jessica Childress
"Just Like Rome And Juliet," The Reflections originally "Just Like Romeo And Juliet"
Trina Lufkin
"Just Ike, Romeo, And Juliet," The Reflections originally "Just Like Romeo And Juliet"
Trina Lufkin
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