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Take one letter out of a song title to change it's meaning. The removal of the letter should still form a word, and the title should be humorous as a result.

For example: Steve Winwood's "Split Decision" would become "Spit Decision"

Thanks to Philip Eno for the inspiration on this one!

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Entries Beginning with P, Page 1

Entries starting with P are split into multiple pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6

"Pa Bell," (Hed) P.E. originally "Pac Bell"
Francine Harper
"Pac-Man Ever," Buckner & Garcia originally "Pac-Man Fever"
They never want to stop playing it.
Lois Teem
"Pack Up Your Troubles In Our Old Kit-Bag," Spike Jones and His City Slickers originally "Pack Up Your Troubles In Your Old Kit-Bag"
Naomi Swanson
"Pack Up Our Troubles In Your Old Kit-Bag," Spike Jones and His City Slickers originally "Pack Up Your Troubles In Your Old Kit-Bag"
Naomi Swanson
"Pare," Toni Arden originally "Padre"
Samantha Wayland
"Pad In Full," Eric B & Rakim originally "Paid In Full"
Lynne O'Leahy-Cassid
"Pad In Full," Sonata Arctica originally "Paid In Full"
Kirsten Abercrombie
"Aid My Dues," Anastacia originally "Paid My Dues"
How does one aid dues?
Rupert Heyburn
"Pad My Dues," Anastacia originally "Paid My Dues"
Amanda Svenson
"Paid Y Dues," Anastacia originally "Paid My Dues"
Now she's a full member of the Y.
Karen Smith
"Pan," Jimmy Eat World originally "Pain"
JeReMy
"Pin," Jimmy Eat World originally "Pain"
Ed
"Pan For Pleasure," Sum 41 originally "Pain For Pleasure"
Candy Welty
"Pin For Pleasure," Sum 41 originally "Pain For Pleasure"
Candy Welty
"Pain Or Pleasure," Sum 41 originally "Pain For Pleasure"
You want pain or pleasure?
Saint Spaz
"The Pin Gets A Little Deeper," Darrow Fletcher originally "The Pain Gets A Little Deeper"
Pin and pain both -- Ouch and more ouch!
Samantha Wayland
"The Pan Gets A Little Deeper," Darrow Fletcher originally "The Pain Gets A Little Deeper"
Candy Welty
"The Pan Goes On Forever," John Rowles originally "The Pain Goes On Forever"
Naomi Swanson
"The Pin Goes On Forever," John Rowles originally "The Pain Goes On Forever"
Naomi Swanson
"Pain In My Hart," Otis Redding originally "Pain In My Heart"
A hart is a male red deer.
Yvette Bristle
"Pin In My Heart," Otis Redding originally "Pain In My Heart"
Candy Welty
"Pan In My Heart," Otis Redding originally "Pain In My Heart"
Yvette Bristle
"Pan In My Heart," Otis Redding originally "Pain In My Heart"
Candy Welty
"Pin In My Heart," Otis Redding originally "Pain In My Heart"
Yvette Bristle
"Pin Lies On The Riverside," Live originally "Pain Lies On The Riverside"
rocky
"Pan Lies On The Riverside," Live originally "Pain Lies On The Riverside"
rocky
"Paint It Back," The Rolling Stones originally "Paint It Black"
Ed
"Pant It Black," The Rolling Stones originally "Paint It Black"
If you're a dog...
Rocky Balboa Constrictor
"Pant Me A Birmingham," Tracy Lawrence originally "Paint Me A Birmingham"
About as easy as painting one!
Erica Tetralix
"Pant The Silence," South originally "Paint The Silence"
Kind of hard to pant silently!
Karen Smith
"Pain The Silence," South originally "Paint The Silence"
Wendy Torrance
"Paint The Sky With Tars," Enya originally "Paint The Sky With Stars"
Sally Kedoula
"Pain The Sky With Stars," Enya originally "Paint The Sky With Stars"
Sally Kedoula
"Paint The Ton Blue," Jim Photoglo originally "Paint The Town Blue"
Yvette Bristle
"Paint The Tow Blue," Jim Photoglo originally "Paint The Town Blue"
Yvette Bristle
"Panted," Evans Blue originally "Painted"
Liberty Anderson
"Pained," Evans Blue originally "Painted"
Liberty Anderson
"Pained By Numbers," The Sounds originally "Painted By Numbers"
Lucy Crosland
"Painted By Umbers," The Sounds originally "Painted By Numbers"
Makes good sense, as umbers are pigments!
Lucy Crosland
"Panted By Numbers," The Sounds originally "Painted By Numbers"
Lucy Crosland
"Pained Ladies," Ian Thomas originally "Painted Ladies"
Candy Welty
"Panted Ladies," Ian Thomas originally "Painted Ladies"
Candy Welty
"Pained Moon," The Silencers originally "Painted Moon"
How could the Moon be in pain?
Ruby Spinel
"The Panter," O-Town originally "The Painter"
Elsie Greer
"The Painer," O-Town originally "The Painter"
Why would one want to pain somebody?
Karen Smith
"Place Guard," Rick Nelson & The Stone Canyon Band originally "Palace Guard"
Candy Welty
"Place Of Glass," Soft Machine originally "Palace Of Glass"
Yvette Bristle
"Palace Of Lass," Soft Machine originally "Palace Of Glass"
Yvette Bristle
"Palace Of The Brie," The Pixies originally "Palace Of The Brine"
Cheese sounds better than brine.
Meg Owens
"Place Of The Brine," The Pixies originally "Palace Of The Brine"
Regina Haniger
"Pale Spanish Moo," John Miles originally "Pale Spanish Moon"
Celebrating a Spanish cow?
Louisa Ferncliff
"Ale Spanish Moon," John Miles originally "Pale Spanish Moon"
Ale really popular in Spain in one "moon" of year?
Anita Corning
"Pal Spanish Moon," John Miles originally "Pale Spanish Moon"
Spanish moon is someone's good friend?
Duncan Moore
"Palisades Ark," Freddie Cannon originally "Palisades Park"
Mary Ellen Jasper
"Palisades Par," Freddie Cannon originally "Palisades Park"
There's a golf course there?
Mary Ellen Jasper
"Palm Sprigs," Jill Sobule originally "Palm Springs"
So palm trees come up as sprigs?
Ursula Turpin
"Pam Springs," Jill Sobule originally "Palm Springs"
Pam has springs named for her?
Ursula Turpin
"Pancho And Left," Willie Nelson originally "Pancho And Lefty"
Lorraine Thoanjer
"Pandora's Bo," Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark originally "Pandora's Box"
Sylvia Curruca
"Pandora's Ox," Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark originally "Pandora's Box"
Sylvia Curruca
"Pandora's Ox," Procol Harum originally "Pandora's Box"
Karen Smith
"Pandora's Olden Heebie Jeebies," The Association originally "Pandora's Golden Heebie Jeebies"
Candy Welty
"Papa Don't Reach," Madonna originally "Papa Don't Preach"
Serafina
"Papa Don't Peach," Madonna originally "Papa Don't Preach"
Eat some other fruit?
Peter
"Paper Bids," Kendrick Lamar originally "Paper Birds"
Yvette Bristle
"Paper Boas," Nada Surf originally "Paper Boats"
Kirsten Abercrombie
"Paper Bats," Nada Surf originally "Paper Boats"
Kirsten Abercrombie
"Paper Oats," Nada Surf originally "Paper Boats"
Kirsten Abercrombie
"Paper Up," The 5th Dimension originally "Paper Cup"
Candy Welty
"Paper In Fir," John Mellencamp originally "Paper In Fire"
Well, paper does come from trees.
Peter
"Paper Jess," Staind originally "Paper Jesus"
Wendy Torrance
"Paper Panes," M.I.A. originally "Paper Planes"
Not the best window material
Diana Jasper
"Paper Lanes," M.I.A. originally "Paper Planes"
Not the best kind of pavement.
Karen Smith
"Paper Plans," M.I.A. originally "Paper Planes"
i.e., what to do with paper
Ed
"Paper Ross," Marie Osmond originally "Paper Roses"
MOR
"Paper Hoes," Incubus originally "Paper Shoes"
Paula Bland
"Paper Tier," Sue Thompson originally "Paper Tiger"
Candy Welty
"Paper Tiers," Jaci Velasquez originally "Paper Tigers"
Lucinda Blair
"Paper Wins," Rise Against originally "Paper Wings"
In rock-paper-scissors, paper wraps rock.
Genevieve
"Paper Wigs," Rise Against originally "Paper Wings"
Larry The Babel Guy
"Paradise Skis," Max Webster originally "Paradise Skies"
Camilla Talking Bird
"Pardon Me Adam, My Name Is Eve," Elvis Costello originally "Pardon Me Madam, My Name Is Eve"
Makes sense, as in Adam and Eve.
Elsie (formerly Alex) Aerni
"Paris Math," The Style Council originally "Paris Match"
Tiffany
"Paris Rain," Beth Orton originally "Paris Train"
Samantha Wayland
"Ark," Feist originally "Park"
Sarah Topsian
"Par," Feist originally "Park"
That's par for the course!
Sarah Topsian
"Parking Lot Part," Lee Brice originally "Parking Lot Party"
Candy Welty
"Party - Part 1," Maceo And The Macks originally "Parrty - Part 1"
Corrects the spelling
Candy Welty
"Art Man, Part Monkey," Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band originally "Part Man, Part Monkey"
Yvette Bristle
"Part Ma, Part Monkey," Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band originally "Part Man, Part Monkey"
Yvette Bristle
"Part Man, Part Money," Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band originally "Part Man, Part Monkey"
Yvette Bristle
"Art Of Me," Katy Perry originally "Part Of Me"
Anita Corning
"Art Of The Plan," Dan Fogelberg originally "Part Of The Plan"
Yvette Bristle
"Part Of The Pan," Dan Fogelberg originally "Part Of The Plan"
Wendy Torrance
"Part Of Our World," Jodi Benson originally "Part Of Your World"
Samantha Wayland
"Art Of Your World," Jodi Benson originally "Part Of Your World"
Samantha Wayland
"Part Of Your Word," Jodi Benson originally "Part Of Your World"
Samantha Wayland
"Article Man," They Might Be Giants originally "Particle Man"
Serafina
"The Parting Lass," The Clancy Brothers And Tommy Makem originally "The Parting Glass"
Karen Smith
"Arty," Van McCoy originally "Party"
Candy Welty

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