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Take one letter out of a song title to change it's meaning. The removal of the letter should still form a word, and the title should be humorous as a result.

For example: Steve Winwood's "Split Decision" would become "Spit Decision"

Thanks to Philip Eno for the inspiration on this one!

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Entries Beginning with C, Page 1

Entries starting with C are split into multiple pages: 1 2 3 4

"Cab River," Daryl Hall originally "Cab Driver"
Unusual name for a river
Lydia Helton
"Cab Diver," Daryl Hall originally "Cab Driver"
Karen Smith
"Cab Drive," Daryl Hall originally "Cab Driver"
Lydia Helton
"Ab Driver," Daryl Hall originally "Cab Driver"
A hard-driving exercise instructor?
Lydia Helton
"California Reaming," The Mamas & The Papas originally "California Dreaming"
Candace Mercer
"California Sex Layer," Fountains Of Wayne originally "California Sex Lawyer"
Karen Smith
"All Me," Blondie originally "Call Me"
Have some humble pie.
PJ
"Call Me Lice," Rasputina originally "Call Me Alice"
Perry Chucker
"Call Me Super Ad," James Brown originally "Call Me Super Bad"
Peter
"Call Of The Search," Katie Melua originally "Call Off The Search"
Jamie Burke
"All That Love," Boz Scaggs originally "Call That Love"
Amber D'Allesio
"All The Shots," Girls Aloud originally "Call The Shots"
Kerianne Hopkins
"Call The Sots," Girls Aloud originally "Call The Shots"
Naomi Swanson
"Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Raft," The Carpenters originally "Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft"
Daisy Pappus
"Calm Like A Bob," Rage Against the Machine originally "Calm Like A Bomb"
Not all Bob's are calm.
Peter
"Came Back," A.B. Skhy originally "Camel Back"
Candy Welty
"Camptown Aces," Stephen Foster originally "Camptown Races"
Serafina
"Camus," Vampire Weekend originally "Campus"
Now it's about that French existentialist writer
Heidi Claire
"Can I Buy You A Rink," Dragon originally "Can I Buy You A Drink"
So you could skate any time you wanted to
Peggy Dishwasher
"Can I Buy You A Rink," Hoobastank originally "Can I Buy You A Drink"
Somebody must be big into skating.
Wendy Torrance
"Can I Lay With Madness," Iron Maiden originally "Can I Play With Madness"
Kevin
"Can I Ply With Madness," Iron Maiden originally "Can I Play With Madness"
Kevin
"Can I Pay With Madness," Iron Maiden originally "Can I Play With Madness"
Kevin
"Can I Rust You?," The Bachelors originally "Can I Trust You?"
Candy Welty
"Can I Rust Your Arms," Olivia Newton-John originally "Can I Trust Your Arms"
I prefer you don't.
Peter
"Can't Fight His Feeling," REO Speedwagon originally "Can't Fight This Feeling"
Eileen Wright
"Can't Find The Tie," Orpheus originally "Can't Find The Time"
Yvette Bristle
"Can't Get Long (Without You)," Hard-Fi originally "Can't Get Along (Without You)"
Dongquan
"Can't Get Here From Here," R.E.M. originally "Can't Get There From Here"
Just where ARE you?!
Josh
"Can't Sand It," Wilco originally "Can't Stand It"
Tiffany Carriker
"Can't Top," Rick James originally "Can't Stop"
Alyssa Jayne
"Can't Sop," Rick James originally "Can't Stop"
Alyssa Jayne
"Can't Top Dancin'," Captain & Tennille originally "Can't Stop Dancin'"
Alyssa Jayne
"Can't Top The Music," Village People originally "Can't Stop The Music"
Ashley Nicole Hendershot-Wetherington
"Can't Top The Rain," Jennifer Hudson originally "Can't Stop The Rain"
Marcia Todd
"Can't Stop This Thing We Stated," Bryan Adams originally "Can't Stop This Thing We Started"
Serafina
"Can't Top This Thing We Started," Bryan Adams originally "Can't Stop This Thing We Started"
Serafina
"Can't Rust Myself," Blaque originally "Can't Trust Myself"
Since I'm not made of iron
Renee Sutton
"Can't You See That He's Mine," Dave Clark Five originally "Can't You See That She's Mine"
Peter
"Candid," Dawn originally "Candida"
Serafina
"The Andy Man," Sammy Davis Jr. originally "The Candy Man"
Gives him a name!
Alina
"Andy Sweet," Pat Boone originally "Candy Sweet"
Candy Welty
"Canned Hat," Jamiroquai originally "Canned Heat"
Scarlett Lopez
"Canned Eat," Jamiroquai originally "Canned Heat"
In case of nuclear attack?
Peter
"Caned Heat," Jamiroquai originally "Canned Heat"
Scarlett Lopez
"Antique De Noel," Joan Baez originally "Cantique De Noel"
Mark Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire
"Car Ash," Rose Royce originally "Car Wash"
what happened to it after it was in an accident.
Guest
"Car Was," Rose Royce originally "Car Wash"
...doing something.
Guest
"Carbona No Glue," The Ramones originally "Carbona Not Glue"
Use tape instead?
Peter
"Carbon Not Glue," The Ramones originally "Carbona Not Glue"
Karen Smith
"Carcinogen Rush," AFI originally "Carcinogen Crush"
Ashleigh Gordon
"Carfree Highway," Gordon Lightfoot originally "Carefree Highway"
Terror Reid
"Carin," James Hunter originally "Carina"
Spelling of name of one I knew (sounds like Karen)
Amber Malone
"Carnival Of Sots," R.E.M. originally "Carnival Of Sorts"
Jamie Burke
"Carl," Chuck Berry originally "Carol"
Candy Welty
"Carol Of The Ells," Traditional originally "Carol Of The Bells"
She did sleep in a lot of subways.
Tori Spelling Bee
"Carl Of The Bells," Traditional originally "Carol Of The Bells"
A last-minute substitution for Quasimoto
santyclawz
"Carrie Ann," The Hollies originally "Carrie Anne"
Same pronunciation (variant spelling of the name)
Serafina
"Carton Heroes," Aqua originally "Cartoon Heroes"
Regina Olsen
"Ash Machine," Hard-Fi originally "Cash Machine"
Dongquan
"Cast Your Fat To The Wind," Vince Guaraldi Trio originally "Cast Your Fate To The Wind"
Yvette Bristle
"Cast Our Fate To The Wind," Vince Guaraldi Trio originally "Cast Your Fate To The Wind"
Rhonda Blankenship
"Caste On A Cloud," Les Miserables originally "Castle On A Cloud"
Tara Gilmer
"Castle On A Clod," Les Miserables originally "Castle On A Cloud"
Tara Gilmer
"Cat And Muse," Red Jumpsuit Apparatus originally "Cat And Mouse"
Karen Smith
"Cat On A Lash," Gamma originally "Cat On A Leash"
Amber Wayland
"Cat On A Leah," Herder originally "Cat On A Leash"
Cat on someone named "Leah"
Kirsten Abercrombie
"Cat On A Lash," Herder originally "Cat On A Leash"
Kirsten Abercrombie
"Cat Scratch Ever," Ted Nugent originally "Cat Scratch Fever"
Janice Ferrell
"Catch My All," Billy Idol originally "Catch My Fall"
rebecca
"Athy's Clown," The Everly Brothers originally "Cathy's Clown"
Athy is a town in Ireland (pronounced a-THIGH).
Heidi Sharpe
"Cation," Operation Ivy originally "Caution"
A cation is a positively charged chemical ion.
Karen Smith
"Celebrity Ski," Hole originally "Celebrity Skin"
JoeKing
"Celebrity Kin," Hole originally "Celebrity Skin"
Regina Olsen
"Celebrity Sin," Hole originally "Celebrity Skin"
Peter
"A Certain Mile," Johnny Mathis originally "A Certain Smile"
Yvette Bristle
"The Chai," Fleetwood Mac originally "The Chain"
as in Chai tea, or Chai tea latte!
Serafina
"The Chin," Fleetwood Mac originally "The Chain"
Serafina
"Chin Of Fools," Aretha Franklin originally "Chain Of Fools"
Jane Farnsworth
"Chai Of Fools," Aretha Franklin originally "Chain Of Fools"
Probably not sold at Starbucks.
Peter
"Chin Reaction," Diana Ross originally "Chain Reaction"
Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
"Chai Reaction," Diana Ross originally "Chain Reaction"
Peter
"Chins," Tina Arena originally "Chains"
Brenda Kohn
"Chins And Things," B.B. King originally "Chains And Things"
Candy Welty
"Chins Of Love," Erasure originally "Chains Of Love"
Naomi Swanson
"Change (In The Hose Of Flies)," The Deftones originally "Change (In The House Of Flies)"
How would flies have a hose?
Nicole Parsons
"Change (In The House Of Lies)," Deftones originally "Change (In The House Of Flies)"
Consuela Sanchez
"Chang Clothes," Jay-Z originally "Change Clothes"
As worn in the Chang Dynasty
Sarah Topsian
"Change Cloths," Jay-Z originally "Change Clothes"
Sarah Topsian
"Change the Word," Eric Clapton originally "Change the World"
Like all the folks right here do!
hamburger456
"Hanged The Locks," Lucinda Williams originally "Changed The Locks"
Samantha Wayland
"Change The Way You Kiss Me," Example originally "Changed The Way You Kiss Me"
Turns it from a statement to a command
Karen Smith
"Hanging Channels," Jimmy Buffett originally "Changing Channels"
How does one hang channels?
Adrienne Ramseur
"Hanging Of The Guard," Bob Dylan originally "Changing Of The Guard"
Adrienne Ramseur
"Hanging Partners," Patti Page originally "Changing Partners"
Adrienne Ramseur
"Chantilly Ace," The Big Bopper originally "Chantilly Lace"
Serafina
"Chariots Of Fir," Vangelis originally "Chariots Of Fire"
Your forest ride awaits.
Peter
"Chariots Of Ire," Vangelis originally "Chariots Of Fire"
Marcia Todd
"Charlie Wasn't Here," Barbara Evans originally "Charlie Wasn't There"
Yvette Bristle
"Harm Attack," Leona Naess originally "Charm Attack"
Naomi Swanson

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