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Take one letter out of a song title to change it's meaning. The removal of the letter should still form a word, and the title should be humorous as a result.

For example: Steve Winwood's "Split Decision" would become "Spit Decision"

Thanks to Philip Eno for the inspiration on this one!

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Entries Beginning with C, Page 1

Entries starting with C are split into multiple pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

"C'mon N' Rid It (The Train)," Quad City DJ's originally "C'mon N' Ride It (The Train)"
You mean dispose of it altogether?
Isac
"C'mon N' Ride It (The Rain)," Quad City DJ's originally "C'mon N' Ride It (The Train)"
And just how does one ride the rain?
Isac
"Cab Diver," Daryl Hall originally "Cab Driver"
Karen Smith
"Cab Drive," Daryl Hall originally "Cab Driver"
Lydia Helton
"Cab River," Daryl Hall originally "Cab Driver"
Unusual name for a river
Lydia Helton
"Ab Driver," Daryl Hall originally "Cab Driver"
A hard-driving exercise instructor?
Lydia Helton
"Cajun Rain," Susan Raye originally "Cajun Train"
Yvette Bristle
"California Reaming," The Mamas & The Papas originally "California Dreaming"
Candace Mercer
"California Sex Layer," Fountains Of Wayne originally "California Sex Lawyer"
Karen Smith
"Call It Hat You Want," Foster The People originally "Call It What You Want"
Diana Jasper
"All Me," Blondie originally "Call Me"
Have some humble pie.
PJ
"Call Me Lice," Rasputina originally "Call Me Alice"
Perry Chucker
"All Me Maybe," Carly Rae Jepsen originally "Call Me Maybe"
All of her is maybe up for WHAT?
Laurie Cassid
"Call Me Maye," Carly Rae Jepsen originally "Call Me Maybe"
Maye: surname of English origin
Serafina
"Call Me Super Ad," James Brown originally "Call Me Super Bad"
Peter
"Call Of The Search," Katie Melua originally "Call Off The Search"
Jamie Burke
"All That Love," Boz Scaggs originally "Call That Love"
Amber D'Allesio
"All The Shots," Girls Aloud originally "Call The Shots"
Kerianne Hopkins
"Call The Sots," Girls Aloud originally "Call The Shots"
Naomi Swanson
"Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Raft," The Carpenters originally "Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft"
Daisy Pappus
"Calm Like A Bob," Rage Against the Machine originally "Calm Like A Bomb"
Not all Bob's are calm.
Peter
"Came Back," A.B. Skhy originally "Camel Back"
Candy Welty
"Camptown Aces," Stephen Foster originally "Camptown Races"
Serafina
"Camus," Vampire Weekend originally "Campus"
Now it's about that French existentialist writer
Heidi Claire
"Can I Buy You A Rink," Dragon originally "Can I Buy You A Drink"
So you could skate any time you wanted to
Peggy Dishwasher
"Can I Buy You A Rink," Hoobastank originally "Can I Buy You A Drink"
Somebody must be big into skating.
Wendy Torrance
"Can I Pay With Madness," Iron Maiden originally "Can I Play With Madness"
Kevin
"Can I Lay With Madness," Iron Maiden originally "Can I Play With Madness"
Kevin
"Can I Ply With Madness," Iron Maiden originally "Can I Play With Madness"
Kevin
"Can I Rust You?," The Bachelors originally "Can I Trust You?"
Candy Welty
"Can I Rust Your Arms," Olivia Newton-John originally "Can I Trust Your Arms"
I prefer you don't.
Peter
"Can You Get To Hat," Funkadelic originally "Can You Get To That"
Candy Welty
"Can You Read Between The Lies?," Michael Burks originally "Can You Read Between The Lines?"
Marion Shelby
"Can You Sand The Rain," New Edition originally "Can You Stand The Rain"
Candy Welty
"Can You Sop The Rain," Peabo Bryson originally "Can You Stop The Rain"
Yvette Bristle
"Can You Top The Rain," Peabo Bryson originally "Can You Stop The Rain"
Yvette Bristle
"Can't Feel My Ace," The Weeknd originally "Can't Feel My Face"
Candy Welty
"Can't Fight His Feeling," REO Speedwagon originally "Can't Fight This Feeling"
Eileen Wright
"Can't Find The Tim," Orpheus originally "Can't Find The Time"
Candy Welty
"Can't Find The Tie," Orpheus originally "Can't Find The Time"
Yvette Bristle
"Can't Get Long (Without You)," Hard-Fi originally "Can't Get Along (Without You)"
Dongquan
"Can't Get Here From Here," R.E.M. originally "Can't Get There From Here"
Just where ARE you?!
Josh
"Can't Help Lovin' That Gil Of Mine," The Excels originally "Can't Help Lovin' That Girl Of Mine"
Candy Welty
"Can't Lie Without Your Love," O'Bryan originally "Can't Live Without Your Love"
Wendy Torrance
"Can't Remember To Forge You," Shakira Featuring Rihanna originally "Can't Remember To Forget You"
Candy Welty
"Can't Say Hat I Mean," Kaiser Chiefs originally "Can't Say What I Mean"
Is some kind of hat taboo?!?
Duncan Moore
"Can't Sand It," Wilco originally "Can't Stand It"
Tiffany Carriker
"Can't Top," Rick James originally "Can't Stop"
Alyssa Jayne
"Can't Sop," Rick James originally "Can't Stop"
Alyssa Jayne
"Can't Top Dancin'," Captain & Tennille originally "Can't Stop Dancin'"
Alyssa Jayne
"Can't Top The Music," Village People originally "Can't Stop The Music"
Ashley Nicole Hendershot-Wetherington
"Can't Top The Rain," Jennifer Hudson originally "Can't Stop The Rain"
Marcia Todd
"Can't Stop This Thing We Stated," Bryan Adams originally "Can't Stop This Thing We Started"
Serafina
"Can't Top This Thing We Started," Bryan Adams originally "Can't Stop This Thing We Started"
Serafina
"Can't Rust Myself," Blaque originally "Can't Trust Myself"
Since I'm not made of iron
Renee Sutton
"Can't You See That He's Mine," Dave Clark Five originally "Can't You See That She's Mine"
Peter
"Candid," Dawn originally "Candida"
Serafina
"Andy And Cake," Mindy Carson originally "Candy And Cake"
Amber Wayland
"Candy And Cae," Mindy Carson originally "Candy And Cake"
Cae = abbreviation for the constellation Caelum
Amber Wayland
"Cady And Cake," Mindy Carson originally "Candy And Cake"
"Cady" can be a girl's name
Amber Wayland
"Andy Kisses," George Morgan originally "Candy Kisses"
Karen Smith
"Cady Kisses," George Morgan originally "Candy Kisses"
"Cady" can be a girl's name.
Karen Smith
"The Andy Man," Sammy Davis Jr. originally "The Candy Man"
Gives him a name!
Alina
"Andy Rain," Soul For Real originally "Candy Rain"
Ursula Turpin
"Candy Ran," Soul For Real originally "Candy Rain"
Cady melted? Or one named Candy ran away?
Samantha Wayland
"Andy Sweet," Pat Boone originally "Candy Sweet"
Candy Welty
"Andy's Going Bad," Golden Earring originally "Candy's Going Bad"
Evangeline York
"Canned Hat," Jamiroquai originally "Canned Heat"
Scarlett Lopez
"Canned Eat," Jamiroquai originally "Canned Heat"
In case of nuclear attack?
Peter
"Caned Heat," Jamiroquai originally "Canned Heat"
Scarlett Lopez
"Cannibal Son," Ministry originally "Cannibal Song"
Holly Stefan
"Antique De Noel," Joan Baez originally "Cantique De Noel"
Mark Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire
"The Captain Of Her Heat," Double originally "The Captain Of Her Heart"
Naomi Swanson
"The Captain Of Her Hart," Double originally "The Captain Of Her Heart"
Naomi Swanson
"Captive Hart," Selena originally "Captive Heart"
Same sound, different meaning
Priscilla Gadsden
"Captive Heat," Selena originally "Captive Heart"
Priscilla Gadsden
"Car Cash," Matt Nathanson originally "Car Crash"
As in, money you get from selling your old car?
Gebbie Dibson
"Car Ash," Rose Royce originally "Car Wash"
what happened to it after it was in an accident.
Guest
"Car Was," Rose Royce originally "Car Wash"
...doing something.
Guest
"Carbona No Glue," The Ramones originally "Carbona Not Glue"
Use tape instead?
Peter
"Carbon Not Glue," The Ramones originally "Carbona Not Glue"
Karen Smith
"Carcinogen Rush," AFI originally "Carcinogen Crush"
Ashleigh Gordon
"Carfree Highway," Gordon Lightfoot originally "Carefree Highway"
Terror Reid
"Carless Love," Ray Charles originally "Careless Love"
Candy Welty
"Caress Me, Petty Music," Foster Sylvers originally "Caress Me, Pretty Music"
Yvette Bristle
"Carin," James Hunter originally "Carina"
Spelling of name of one I knew (sounds like Karen)
Amber Malone
"Cal Perkins' Cadillac," Drive-By Truckers originally "Carl Perkins' Cadillac"
Pepsi's Hartebeest
"Camilla," Jon English originally "Carmilla"
Regina Olsen
"Canal," Vader originally "Carnal"
Harlow Goobley
"Carnival Of Sots," R.E.M. originally "Carnival Of Sorts"
Jamie Burke
"Carl," Chuck Berry originally "Carol"
Candy Welty
"Carol Of The Ells," Traditional originally "Carol Of The Bells"
She did sleep in a lot of subways.
Tori Spelling Bee
"Carl Of The Bells," Traditional originally "Carol Of The Bells"
A last-minute substitution for Quasimoto
santyclawz
"Carpet Ma," Fifth Dimension originally "Carpet Man"
Regina Olsen
"Carrie Ann," The Hollies originally "Carrie Anne"
Same pronunciation (variant spelling of the name)
Serafina
"Carrie's One," Le Roux originally "Carrie's Gone"
Candy Welty
"Carry Hat Weight," The Beatles originally "Carry That Weight"
Wendy Torrance
"Carton Autopsy," Dog Fashion Disco originally "Cartoon Autopsy"
Regina Olsen
"Carton Heroes," Aqua originally "Cartoon Heroes"
Regina Olsen
"Ash Machine," Hard-Fi originally "Cash Machine"
Dongquan

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