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Take one letter out of a song title to change it's meaning. The removal of the letter should still form a word, and the title should be humorous as a result.

For example: Steve Winwood's "Split Decision" would become "Spit Decision"

Thanks to Philip Eno for the inspiration on this one!

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Entries Beginning with H, Page 1

Entries starting with H are split into multiple pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6

"Ha Ha You're Dad," Green Day originally "Ha Ha You're Dead"
U. Carrie Oats
"Had A Dram," Joss Stone originally "Had A Dream"
Dram = 1/16 ounce (Had a dram of what?)
Wendy Torrance
"Had A Ream," Joss Stone originally "Had A Dream"
Jen
"Had A Dream (Seeping With The Enemy)," Roger Hodgson originally "Had A Dream (Sleeping With The Enemy)"
When your potted plants turn on you?
Peter
"Had A Ream (Sleeping With The Enemy)," Roger Hodgson originally "Had A Dream (Sleeping With The Enemy)"
Danny
"Ad Enough," Napalm Hearts originally "Had Enough"
Carolyn Morgenstern
"Hail To The Chef," American Patriotic Songs originally "Hail To The Chief"
Isac
"Air," The Cowsills originally "Hair"
Mallory
"Hair Of God, Eyes Of Blue," Frank Sinatra originally "Hair Of Gold, Eyes Of Blue"
Yvette Bristle
"Hair Of Old, Eyes Of Blue," Frank Sinatra originally "Hair Of Gold, Eyes Of Blue"
Yvette Bristle
"Air Of Gold, Eyes Of Blue," Frank Sinatra originally "Hair Of Gold, Eyes Of Blue"
Yvette Bristle
"Air Of The Dog," Nazareth originally "Hair Of The Dog"
That sweet smelling air, NOT!
Peter
"The Air On My Chinny Chin Chin," Sam The Sham And The Pharoahs originally "The Hair On My Chinny Chin Chin"
Candy Welty
"Airy," The Vaselines originally "Hairy"
Candy Welty
"Hair," The Vaselines originally "Hairy"
Candy Welty
"Half A Million Mils From Home," Albert Hammond originally "Half A Million Miles From Home"
That's only 500 inches!
Monica Harpootlian
"Alf Breed," Cher originally "Half Breed"
He's Melmacian, right?
Josh
"Half Bree," Cher originally "Half Breed"
About the "Desperate Housewives" character?
Peter
"Half Bred," Cher originally "Half Breed"
A letter removal changes it to past tense!
Serafina
"Half Lite Bottle," Morning Parade originally "Half Litre Bottle"
Samantha Wayland
"Half The Word," Belinda Carlisle originally "Half The World"
Gretchen Wieners
"Halfway One," Lifehouse originally "Halfway Gone"
Dongquan
"Hamburger Concert," Focus originally "Hamburger Concerto"
Daisy Pappus
"Hamburger Lad," Throbbing Gristle originally "Hamburger Lady"
Karen Smith
"Hand In Love," The Smiths originally "Hand In Glove"
Aww! Wait, hands can't fall in love...except Thing
hamburger456
"Had In My Pocket," Alanis Morissette originally "Hand In My Pocket"
As in, 'This is what I had in my pocket...'
Serafina
"And In My Pocket," Alanis Morissette originally "Hand In My Pocket"
And ... what is in your pocket, Alanis?
Peter
"The Hand Hat Feeds," Nine Inch Nails originally "The Hand That Feeds"
A horror film about a hat that eats hands?
Peter
"A Handful Of Tars," Nat King Cole originally "A Handful Of Stars"
Yvette Bristle
"Handle With Car," Traveling Wilburys originally "Handle With Care"
Regina Olsen
"Hans," Jewel originally "Hands"
Now it's about some German guy?
Joe Siebert
"Hands Cross The Sea," Modern English originally "Hands Across The Sea"
Alyssa Jayne
"Hans Across The Sea," Modern English originally "Hands Across The Sea"
Alyssa Jayne
"Hands Of The Cock," To The Wind originally "Hands Of The Clock"
Wendy Torrance
"Hands Of The Lock," To The Wind originally "Hands Of The Clock"
Wendy Torrance
"Hans Of The Clock," To The Wind originally "Hands Of The Clock"
How is he related to the clock in question?
Wendy Torrance
"Hands Off, He's Mine," The English Beat originally "Hands Off, She's Mine"
Miranda Turner
"Hans To Heaven," Breathe originally "Hands To Heaven"
Some German guy has died?
Samantha Wayland
"Hands To Heave," Breathe originally "Hands To Heaven"
Jessica Junderworth
"Hands To Haven," Breathe originally "Hands To Heaven"
Samantha Wayland
"Handsome Bo," Saves The Day originally "Handsome Boy"
Angelica Monaghan
"Handsome Evil," The Smiths originally "Handsome Devil"
Daphne Hughes
"Hang Fir," The Rolling Stones originally "Hang Fire"
Candy Welty
"Hag Fire," The Rolling Stones originally "Hang Fire"
Candy Welty
"Hang on Loopy," The McCoys originally "Hang on Sloopy"
This should be a Harvey Birdman episode!
Paul Warren
"Hag On Sloopy," The McCoys originally "Hang On Sloopy"
Candy Welty
"Hang On To Your Lie," The Guess Who originally "Hang On To Your Life"
Candy Welty
"Hang On To Our Life," The Guess Who originally "Hang On To Your Life"
Candy Welty
"Hag Ten," Edwin originally "Hang Ten"
Who's counting hags?
Iris Green
"Hang Up Our Problems," Super Love originally "Hang Up Your Problems"
Karen Smith
"Happiness Is A War Gun," The Beatles originally "Happiness Is A Warm Gun"
I don't think so!
Candy Welty
"Happiness Is Just Around The Bed," The Main Ingredient originally "Happiness Is Just Around The Bend"
Regina Olsen
"Happiness Is Just Round The Bend," The Main Ingredient originally "Happiness Is Just Around The Bend"
Candy Welty
"Happiness Is Jut Around The Bend," The Main Ingredient originally "Happiness Is Just Around The Bend"
Candy Welty
"Happiness Is Just Around The Ben," The Main Ingredient originally "Happiness Is Just Around The Bend"
Candy Welty
"Happiness Is Just Around The End," The Main Ingredient originally "Happiness Is Just Around The Bend"
Candy Welty
"Happy Bo," Gold Fields originally "Happy Boy"
Victoria Abbot
"Happy Yes," Silver Salute originally "Happy Eyes"
Yvette Bristle
"Happy Flowe," Nellie McKay originally "Happy Flower"
As in somebody named "Flowe"
Kristin Carpenter
"Happy Lower," Nellie McKay originally "Happy Flower"
Someone's happy to descend to a lower level?
Kristin Carpenter
"Happy Hose," Siouxsie & The Banshees originally "Happy House"
Renee Scoggins
"Happy New Ear," ABBA originally "Happy New Year"
Candy Welty
"Happy New Ear Baby," Jo Ann Campbell originally "Happy New Year Baby"
Rachel Blattington
"Happy Tim," Tim Buckley originally "Happy Time"
Candy Welty
"Happy Tie," Tim Buckley originally "Happy Time"
Candy Welty
"Happy Time Of Ear," Gloria Gaynor originally "Happy Time Of Year"
Yvette Bristle
"Happy Tim Of Year," Gloria Gaynor originally "Happy Time Of Year"
Yvette Bristle
"Happy Tie Of Year," Gloria Gaynor originally "Happy Time Of Year"
Yvette Bristle
"Happy Times (Are Here To Say)," Tony Orlando originally "Happy Times (Are Here To Stay)"
Alyssa Jayne
"Happy Ties (Are Here To Stay)," Tony Orlando originally "Happy Times (Are Here To Stay)"
Alyssa Jayne
"Happy Tims (Are Here To Stay)," Tony Orlando originally "Happy Times (Are Here To Stay)"
Alyssa Jayne
"Arbor Lights," Bing Crosby originally "Harbor Lights"
Serafina
"Had," Rihanna originally "Hard"
Yvette Bristle
"Had Bargain," Emmylou Harris originally "Hard Bargain"
Karen Smith
"Hard Habit To Beak," Chicago originally "Hard Habit To Break"
Some egg shells like that.
Peter
"Had Habit To Break," Chicago originally "Hard Habit To Break"
But now I've broken it!
Mallory
"Hard Life, Hard Ties," John Denver originally "Hard Life, Hard Times"
Alyssa Jayne
"Hard Lie, Hard Times," John Denver originally "Hard Life, Hard Times"
Alyssa Jayne
"Had Life, Hard Times," John Denver originally "Hard Life, Hard Times"
Alyssa Jayne
"Hard Life, Had Times," John Denver originally "Hard Life, Hard Times"
Alyssa Jayne
"Had Lovin' Loser," Judy Collins originally "Hard Lovin' Loser"
Candy Welty
"Had Times," John Legend originally "Hard Times"
Duncan Moore
"Hard Ties," John Legend originally "Hard Times"
Duncan Moore
"Hard Ties Come Again No More," Nanci Griffith originally "Hard Times Come Again No More"
Sharon Britt
"Hard Times Come Gain No More," Nanci Griffith originally "Hard Times Come Again No More"
Sharon Britt
"Hard Ties For Lovers," Jennifer Holliday originally "Hard Times For Lovers"
Alyssa Jayne
"Hard Times Or Lovers," Jennifer Holliday originally "Hard Times For Lovers"
Lydia Helton
"Had Times For Lovers," Jennifer Holliday originally "Hard Times For Lovers"
Alyssa Jayne
"Hard Times For Loves," Jennifer Holliday originally "Hard Times For Lovers"
Lydia Helton
"Had To Beat," Hard-fi originally "Hard To Beat"
Lois Teem
"Hard To Eat," Hard-fi originally "Hard To Beat"
Dongquan
"Hard To Bat," Hard-fi originally "Hard To Beat"
Dongquan
"Had To Concentrate," Red Hot Chili Peppers originally "Hard To Concentrate"
Totally changes perspective, eh?
Christophaa!
"Had To Explain," The Strokes originally "Hard To Explain"
Doug Graves
"Had To Get," Gisele MacKenzie originally "Hard To Get"
Amber Penn
"Had To Handle," Black Crowes originally "Hard To Handle"
Peter
"Had To Say I'm Sorry," Chicago originally "Hard To Say I'm Sorry"
Serafina
"Hard Wok," John Handy originally "Hard Work"
Candy Welty
"Had Work," John Handy originally "Hard Work"
Alyssa Jayne
"Harden My Heat," Quarterflash originally "Harden My Heart"
A. Person

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