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Song Names -> Remove a Letter From a Song Title -> H, Page 1
Take one letter out of a song title to change it's meaning. The removal of the letter should still form a word, and the title should be humorous as a result.
For example: Steve Winwood's "Split Decision" would become "Spit Decision"
Thanks to Philip Eno for the inspiration on this one!
Entries Beginning with H, Page 1
Entries starting with H are split into multiple pages: 1 2 3 4
"Ha Ha You're Dad," Green Day originally "Ha Ha You're Dead"
U. Carrie Oats
"Had A Ream," Joss Stone originally "Had A Dream"
Jen
"Had A Dream (Seeping With The Enemy)," Roger Hodgson originally "Had A Dream (Sleeping With The Enemy)"
When your potted plants turn on you?
Peter
"Had A Ream (Sleeping With The Enemy)," Roger Hodgson originally "Had A Dream (Sleeping With The Enemy)"
Danny
"Air," The Cowsills originally "Hair"
Mallory
"Hair Of God, Eyes Of Blue," Frank Sinatra originally "Hair Of Gold, Eyes Of Blue"
Yvette Bristle
"Air Of Gold, Eyes Of Blue," Frank Sinatra originally "Hair Of Gold, Eyes Of Blue"
Yvette Bristle
"Hair Of Old, Eyes Of Blue," Frank Sinatra originally "Hair Of Gold, Eyes Of Blue"
Yvette Bristle
"Hair," The Vaselines originally "Hairy"
Candy Welty
"Airy," The Vaselines originally "Hairy"
Candy Welty
"Half A Million Mils From Home," Albert Hammond originally "Half A Million Miles From Home"
That's only 500 inches!
Monica Harpootlian
"Half The Word," Belinda Carlisle originally "Half The World"
Gretchen Wieners
"Halfway One," Lifehouse originally "Halfway Gone"
Dongquan
"Hand In Love," Smiths originally "Hand In Glove"
Aww! Wait, hands can't fall in love...except Thing
hamburger456
"And In My Pocket," Alanis Morissette originally "Hand In My Pocket"
And ... what is in your pocket, Alanis?
Peter
"Had In My Pocket," Alanis Morissette originally "Hand In My Pocket"
As in, 'This is what I had in my pocket...'
Serafina
"Handle With Car," Traveling Wilburys originally "Handle With Care"
Regina Olsen
"Hands Cross The Sea," Modern English originally "Hands Across The Sea"
Alyssa Jayne
"Hans Across The Sea," Modern English originally "Hands Across The Sea"
Alyssa Jayne
"Hands Off, He's Mine," The English Beat originally "Hands Off, She's Mine"
Miranda Turner
"Hands To Haven," Breathe originally "Hands To Heaven"
Samantha Wayland
"Hands To Heave," Breathe originally "Hands To Heaven"
Jessica Junderworth
"Handsome Evil," The Smiths originally "Handsome Devil"
Daphne Hughes
"Hang Fir," The Rolling Stones originally "Hang Fire"
Candy Welty
"Hag Fire," The Rolling Stones originally "Hang Fire"
Candy Welty
"Hang on Loopy," The McCoys originally "Hang on Sloopy"
This should be a Harvey Birdman episode!
Paul Warren
"Happy Yes," Silver Salute originally "Happy Eyes"
Yvette Bristle
"Happy Hose," Siouxsie & The Banshees originally "Happy House"
Renee Scoggins
"Happy New Ear Baby," Jo Ann Campbell originally "Happy New Year Baby"
Rachel Blattington
"Happy Tim," Tim Buckley originally "Happy Time"
Candy Welty
"Arbor Lights," Bing Crosby originally "Harbor Lights"
Serafina
"Had Bargain," Emmylou Harris originally "Hard Bargain"
Karen Smith
"Hard Life, Hard Ties," John Denver originally "Hard Life, Hard Times"
Alyssa Jayne
"Hard Life, Had Times," John Denver originally "Hard Life, Hard Times"
Alyssa Jayne
"Hard Lie, Hard Times," John Denver originally "Hard Life, Hard Times"
Alyssa Jayne
"Had Life, Hard Times," John Denver originally "Hard Life, Hard Times"
Alyssa Jayne
"Hard Ties," John Legend originally "Hard Times"
Duncan Moore
"Had Times," John Legend originally "Hard Times"
Duncan Moore
"Hard Ties Come Again No More," Nanci Griffith originally "Hard Times Come Again No More"
Sharon Britt
"Hard Times Come Gain No More," Nanci Griffith originally "Hard Times Come Again No More"
Sharon Britt
"Hard Ties For Lovers," Jennifer Holliday originally "Hard Times For Lovers"
Alyssa Jayne
"Hard Times Or Lovers," Jennifer Holliday originally "Hard Times For Lovers"
Lydia Helton
"Had Times For Lovers," Jennifer Holliday originally "Hard Times For Lovers"
Alyssa Jayne
"Hard Times For Loves," Jennifer Holliday originally "Hard Times For Lovers"
Lydia Helton
"Had To Beat," Hard-fi originally "Hard To Beat"
Lois Teem
"Hard To Eat," Hard-fi originally "Hard To Beat"
Dongquan
"Hard To Bat," Hard-fi originally "Hard To Beat"
Dongquan
"Had To Concentrate," Red Hot Chili Peppers originally "Hard To Concentrate"
Totally changes perspective, eh?
Christophaa!
"Had To Explain," The Strokes originally "Hard To Explain"
Doug Graves
"Had To Handle," Black Crowes originally "Hard To Handle"
Peter
"Had To Say I'm Sorry," Chicago originally "Hard To Say I'm Sorry"
Serafina
"Hard Wok," John Handy originally "Hard Work"
Candy Welty
"Had Work," John Handy originally "Hard Work"
Alyssa Jayne
"Harden My Heat," Quarterflash originally "Harden My Heart"
A. Person
"The Hardest Par," Coldplay originally "The Hardest Part"
When the band members play golf or bridge?
Dongquan
"The Hardest Art," Coldplay originally "The Hardest Part"
Probably the hardest artwork done yet!!
Dongquan
"The Hardest Pat," Coldplay originally "The Hardest Part"
Kerianne Hopkins
"Hardware Sore," Weird Al Yankovic originally "Hardware Store"
Alyssa Jayne
"Harm Dance," Armenian Jazz Sextet originally "Harem Dance"
Kristin Carpenter
"Hare Dance," Armenian Jazz Sextet originally "Harem Dance"
Iris Verna
"Harem Dane," Armenian Jazz Sextet originally "Harem Dance"
Iris Verna
"Hark! The Herald Angels Sin," Traditional originally "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing"
If they were angels they must have fallen.
Peter
"Ark, The Herald Angels Sing," Traditional originally "Hark, The Herald Angels Sing"
Is this a song about Jesus or Noah?
Donna Rand Blitz'n
"Harem Shuffle," The Rolling Stones originally "Harlem Shuffle"
Linda
"Arm Of Will," Bjork originally "Harm Of Will"
Naomi Swanson
"Ham Of Will," Bjork originally "Harm Of Will"
Naomi Swanson
"Hamless Heart," Trisha Yearwood originally "Harmless Heart"
A. Person
"Harmless Heat," Trisha Yearwood originally "Harmless Heart"
Peter
"Armless Heart," Trisha Yearwood originally "Harmless Heart"
Da Phoenix
"Harper Alley P.T.A.," Jeannie C. Riley originally "Harper Valley P.T.A."
That P.T.A. was much smaller.
Random Mysteryperson
"Has Anybody Seen My Al," The California Ramblers originally "Has Anybody Seen My Gal"
Ashley Nicole Hendershot-Wetherington
"Has Pipe," Weezer originally "Hash Pipe"
Julia Farda
"Hash Pie," Weezer originally "Hash Pipe"
Terror Reid
"Ate," Jay-Z featuring Kanye West originally "Hate"
Courtney Mears
"Hat," Jay-Z featuring Kanye West originally "Hate"
Courtney Mears
"Hat (I Really Don't Like You)," Plain White T's originally "Hate (I Really Don't Like You)"
Poor underappreciated hat.
temari
"Hat And War," The Clash originally "Hate And War"
Peter
"Hat Me," Blue October originally "Hate Me"
Robby
"Ate Me," Blue October originally "Hate Me"
Robby
"Ate Me Now," Nas originally "Hate Me Now"
Peter
"Hate My Lie," Theory of a Deadman originally "Hate My Life"
Your lies should be something you hate.
Peter
"Hat My Life," Theory of a Deadman originally "Hate My Life"
Peter
"Ate My Life," Theory of a Deadman originally "Hate My Life"
Shucks, another life lost to eating yourself.
Peter
"Hat That I Love You," Rihanna originally "Hate That I Love You"
Interesting reason to wear a hat.
Peter
"Ate That I Love You," Rihanna originally "Hate That I Love You"
Interesting reason to have a meal.
Peter
"Hate This Lace," Goo Goo Dolls originally "Hate This Place"
Peter
"Hat This Place," Goo Goo Dolls originally "Hate This Place"
Peter
"Hate His Place," Goo Goo Dolls originally "Hate This Place"
Peter
"Hate This Pace," Goo Goo Dolls originally "Hate This Place"
Peter
"Ate This Place," Goo Goo Dolls originally "Hate This Place"
Peter
"Hat To Say I Told You So," The Hives originally "Hate To Say I Told You So"
Clever hat, that can speak at all!
Karen Smith
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