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Take one letter out of a song title to change it's meaning. The removal of the letter should still form a word, and the title should be humorous as a result.

For example: Steve Winwood's "Split Decision" would become "Spit Decision"

Thanks to Philip Eno for the inspiration on this one!

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Entries Beginning with H, Page 3

Entries starting with H are split into multiple pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6

"Heat Don't Lie," La Toya Jackson originally "Heart Don't Lie"
Yvette Bristle
"Hart Don't Lie," La Toya Jackson originally "Heart Don't Lie"
Yvette Bristle
"Hear Factory," Sleater-Kinney originally "Heart Factory"
Natasha Bly
"Heart Factor," Sleater-Kinney originally "Heart Factory"
Iris Verna
"Hart Factory," Sleater-Kinney originally "Heart Factory"
Iris Verna
"Heat Factory," Sleater-Kinney originally "Heart Factory"
Iris Verna
"Heart Full Of Lack," Incubus originally "Heart Full Of Black"
Travis
"Hart Full Of Black," Burning Brides originally "Heart Full Of Black"
Regina Olsen
"Heat Full Of Soul," The Yardbirds originally "Heart Full Of Soul"
Lucy Crosland
"Heat Hotels," Dan Fogelberg originally "Heart Hotels"
Candy Welty
"Heart Is A Rum," Beck originally "Heart Is A Drum"
Tim Panuchus
"Heat Is A Drum," Beck originally "Heart Is A Drum"
Tim Panuchus
"Hart Is A Drum," Beck originally "Heart Is A Drum"
Note: 1-letter words cannot be removed.
Tim Panuchus
"A Heart Is A Hose For Love," The Dells originally "A Heart Is A House For Love"
Karen Smith
"The Heat Is A Lonely Hunter," Taxxi originally "The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter"
Canadian
"Heart Like A Heel," Kate & Anna McGarrigle originally "Heart Like A Wheel"
Wendy Torrance
"Hart Like A Wheel," Kate & Anna McGarrigle originally "Heart Like A Wheel"
Peculiar deer! No hart round here like that!
Angela Sleepyhorse
"Heart Like A Heel," Steve Miller Band originally "Heart Like A Wheel"
Peter
"Heat Like A Wheel," Kate & Anna McGarrigle originally "Heart Like A Wheel"
In a rotisserie oven, perhaps?
Wendy Torrance
"A Heat Like You," Connie Smith originally "A Heart Like You"
Yvette Bristle
"A Hart Like You," Connie Smith originally "A Heart Like You"
hart = male deer
Yvette Bristle
"The Hart Never Lies," McFly originally "The Heart Never Lies"
Regina Olsen
"The Heat Never Lies," McFly originally "The Heart Never Lies"
Regina Olsen
"The Heart Ever Lies," McFly originally "The Heart Never Lies"
Regina Olsen
"Heat Of A Dragon," Dragonforce originally "Heart Of A Dragon"
Amanda Svenson
"Hear Of A Dragon," Dragonforce originally "Heart Of A Dragon"
Amanda Svenson
"Hear Of Glass," Blondie originally "Heart Of Glass"
Yes. (I think most people have heard of glass!)
Karen Smith
"Heart Of Lass," Blondie originally "Heart Of Glass"
Valerie Cameron
"Heat Of Glass," Blondie originally "Heart Of Glass"
Eac Zeffron
"Hear Of Gold," Neil Young originally "Heart Of Gold"
The Californians did in 1848.
Mallory
"Heart Of Old," Neil Young originally "Heart Of Gold"
Peter
"Heart Of God," Neil Young originally "Heart Of Gold"
John
"Heat Of Gold," Neil Young originally "Heart Of Gold"
John
"Heat Of Mine," Boz Scaggs originally "Heart Of Mine"
Bethany Byrd
"The Heat Of Rock 'N' Roll," Huey Lewis And The News originally "The Heart Of Rock 'N' Roll"
Serafina
"Heart Of Tone," Iko originally "Heart Of Stone"
Pepsi's Hartebeest
"Hart Of Stone," Iko originally "Heart Of Stone"
Now it's about a deer statue
Pepsi's Hartebeest
"Hear Of Stone," Iko originally "Heart Of Stone"
Yes, I've heard of stone.
Pepsi's Hartebeest
"Heat Of Stone," Iko originally "Heart Of Stone"
Pepsi's Hartebeest
"The Heart Of The Mater," Don Henley originally "The Heart Of The Matter"
"mater" : chiefly British for "mother"
Serafina
"The Heat Of The Matter," Don Henley originally "The Heart Of The Matter"
Serafina
"Hear Of Wonder," Willie Nile originally "Heart Of Wonder"
Regina Olsen
"Hart Of Wonder," Willie Nile originally "Heart Of Wonder"
Regina Olsen
"Heat On My Sleeve," Bryan Ferry originally "Heart On My Sleeve"
Candy Welty
"Heart Shaped Ox," Nirvana originally "Heart Shaped Box"
Rachel Stedman
"Heat Shaped Box," Nirvana originally "Heart Shaped Box"
carolien van Heijst
"Hear String," Earl Klugh originally "Heart String"
Yvette Bristle
"Hart String," Earl Klugh originally "Heart String"
Yvette Bristle
"Heat String," Earl Klugh originally "Heart String"
Yvette Bristle
"Heart Sting," Earl Klugh originally "Heart String"
Yvette Bristle
"Heat To Heart," Kenny Loggins originally "Heart To Heart"
Another way to say you have heartburn?
Peter
"Heart To Heat," Kenny Loggins originally "Heart To Heart"
Hot D
"Heart With 4 Wheel Dive," Paul Thorn originally "Heart With 4 Wheel Drive"
Yvette Bristle
"Heart With 4 Wheel Dive," Road Hammers originally "Heart With 4 Wheel Drive"
Joanna Hawthorne
"Hear With 4 Wheel Drive," Paul Thorn originally "Heart With 4 Wheel Drive"
Yvette Bristle
"Hart With 4 Wheel Drive," Road Hammers originally "Heart With 4 Wheel Drive"
Stephanie Craddock
"Heart With 4 Heel Drive," Paul Thorn originally "Heart With 4 Wheel Drive"
Yvette Bristle
"Heart With 4 Heel Drive," Road Hammers originally "Heart With 4 Wheel Drive"
Joanna Hawthorne
"Heat With 4 Wheel Drive," Paul Thorn originally "Heart With 4 Wheel Drive"
Yvette Bristle
"Heat's Desire," Dreamtale originally "Heart's Desire"
Caitlin
"Heartbet," Steps originally "Heartbeat"
So we're betting our hearts in a poker game?
Jaz
"Heartbeat (It's A Love Eat)," DeFranco Family originally "Heartbeat (it's A Love Beat)"
What all the cannibals sing?
Peter
"Heartbeat (It's A Love Bat)," DeFranco Family originally "Heartbeat (It's A Love Beat)"
Marcia Zarwetten-Grassi
"Heartbeat (It's A Love Bet)," DeFranco Family originally "Heartbeat (It's A Love Beat)"
Marcia Zarwetten-Grassi
"Heartbreak Venue," Connie Smith originally "Heartbreak Avenue"
Wendy Torrance
"Heartbreak Bet," Psychedelic Furs originally "Heartbreak Beat"
Alina
"Heartbreak Bat," Psychedelic Furs originally "Heartbreak Beat"
Alina
"Heatlight," Neil Diamond originally "Heartlight"
Peter
"Hears," Marty Balin originally "Hearts"
Shelley Potts
"Heats," Marty Balin originally "Hearts"
Shelley Potts
"Heats And Minds," Ivoryline originally "Hearts And Minds"
Jane Farnsworth
"Hearts Are Made To Stay," Texas originally "Hearts Are Made To Stray"
Yvette Bristle
"Harts Are Made To Stray," Texas originally "Hearts Are Made To Stray"
Yvette Bristle
"Harts Away," Night Ranger originally "Hearts Away"
hart = male deer
Yvette Bristle
"Heats Away," Night Ranger originally "Hearts Away"
Amber D'Allesio
"Hearts On Fir," Eddie Rabbitt originally "Hearts On Fire"
Lauren Overstreet
"Heats On Fire," Hammerfall originally "Hearts On Fire"
Lydia Helton
"Hearts On Ire," Hammerfall originally "Hearts On Fire"
Peter
"The Eat Is On," Glenn Frey originally "The Heat Is On"
A way to call someone to lunch or dinner?
Genevieve
"The Hat Is On," Glenn Frey originally "The Heat Is On"
Stan E. Cox-Hyde
"Hat It Up," 98 Degrees originally "Heat It Up"
Candy Welty
"Eat It Up," 98 Degrees originally "Heat It Up"
Yvette Bristle
"Eat Of The Moment," Asia originally "Heat Of The Moment"
Joe King
"Hat Of The Moment," Asia originally "Heat Of The Moment"
Grace
"The Heater On The Hill," Cast Of 'Brigadoon' originally "The Heather On The Hill"
Naomi Swanson
"Haven," Bryan Adams originally "Heaven"
Serafina
"Heave," Bryan Adams originally "Heaven"
FussBudget
"Heave Beside You," Alice In Chains originally "Heaven Beside You"
Ew!!! Please don't.
Peter
"Haven Beside You," Alice In Chains originally "Heaven Beside You"
Peter
"Haven Can Wait," Sandra originally "Heaven Can Wait"
Polly Cannon
"Heave Can Wait," Sandra originally "Heaven Can Wait"
Polly Cannon
"Haven Coming Down," The Tea Party originally "Heaven Coming Down"
Regina Olsen
"Heave Coming Down," Tea Party originally "Heaven Coming Down"
Peter
"Haven Forbid," The Fray originally "Heaven Forbid"
No entry to this haven!!
Dongquan
"Heaven Heat," Mellow Candle originally "Heaven Heath"
Mermaid's Pedicurist
"Haven Heath," Mellow Candle originally "Heaven Heath"
Mermaid's Pedicurist
"Heaven Help Us Al," Stevie Wonder originally "Heaven Help Us All"
A prayer for Al Gore to run for President in '08?
Peter
"Heave Help Us All," Stevie Wonder originally "Heaven Help Us All"
Peter
"Haven In My Arms," Chuck Gillespie originally "Heaven In My Arms"
Lydia Helton
"Heave In My Arms," Chuck Gillespie originally "Heaven In My Arms"
Lydia Helton

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