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Take one letter out of a song title to change it's meaning. The removal of the letter should still form a word, and the title should be humorous as a result.

For example: Steve Winwood's "Split Decision" would become "Spit Decision"

Thanks to Philip Eno for the inspiration on this one!

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Entries Beginning with H, Page 6

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"Hot Ants," James Brown originally "Hot Pants"
Jessica Childress
"Hot Pans," James Brown originally "Hot Pants"
Peter
"Hot Ex," A Tribe Called Quest originally "Hot Sex"
Crystal Paisley
"Hound Dog Ma," Fabian originally "Hound Dog Man"
Sheena Weston
"Hose At Pooh Corner," Nitty Gritty Dirt Band originally "House At Pooh Corner"
Candy Welty
"House A Pooh Corner," Nitty Gritty Dirt Band originally "House At Pooh Corner"
Helen Woolworth
"House At Pooh Corer," Nitty Gritty Dirt Band originally "House At Pooh Corner"
Corer, as in an apple corer
Chelsea Dunn
"House At Ooh Corner," Nitty Gritty Dirt Band originally "House At Pooh Corner"
Chelsea Dunn
"House At Poo Corner," Nitty Gritty Dirt Band originally "House At Pooh Corner"
Same sound, different meaning!
Chelsea Dunn
"A Hose Is Not A Home," Luther Vandross originally "A House Is Not A Home"
Might get lots of flood damage if it were!
Rapunzel Gladstone
"A House Is Not A Hoe," Luther Vandross originally "A House Is Not A Home"
Rapunzel Gladstone
"Hose Is Not My Home," Zebrahead originally "House Is Not My Home"
No mail going to that hose.
Peter
"House Is Not My Hoe," Zebrahead originally "House Is Not My Home"
Brownie
"House Of A Thousand Reams," Martina McBride originally "House Of A Thousand Dreams"
Jessica Childress
"Hose Of A Thousand Dreams," Martina McBride originally "House Of A Thousand Dreams"
Jessica Childress
"Hose Of A Thousand Guitars," Willie Nile originally "House Of A Thousand Guitars"
Yvette Bristle
"Hose Of Bamboo," Earl Grant originally "House Of Bamboo"
Candy Welty
"Hose Of Cards," Richard Thompson originally "House Of Cards"
Peculiar hose!
Samantha Wayland
"House Of Cars," Richard Thompson originally "House Of Cards"
Sutch
"Hose Of Fire," Alice Cooper originally "House Of Fire"
Candy Welty
"House Of Fir," Alice Cooper originally "House Of Fire"
Candy Welty
"House Of Ire," Alice Cooper originally "House Of Fire"
Candy Welty
"Hose Of Glass," The Warlocks originally "House Of Glass"
Dubious material for making hoses
Ursula Turpin
"House Of Lass," The Warlocks originally "House Of Glass"
Ursula Turpin
"A House Of Old," Connie Smith originally "A House Of Gold"
Yvette Bristle
"A Hose Of Gold," Connie Smith originally "A House Of Gold"
Yvette Bristle
"A House Of God," Connie Smith originally "A House Of Gold"
Yvette Bristle
"House Of Jealous Loves," Rapture originally "House Of Jealous Lovers"
Eileen Wright
"Hose Of Jealous Lovers," The Rapture originally "House Of Jealous Lovers"
Kristin Hadley's Boyfriend
"House Of Jealous Loves," The Rapture originally "House Of Jealous Lovers"
Ursula Turpin
"Hose Of Strangers," Jim Gilstrap originally "House Of Strangers"
Alyssa Jayne
"The House Of The Rising UN," The Animals originally "The House Of The Rising Sun"
Peter
"Hose Of The Rising Sun," The Animals originally "House Of The Rising Sun"
Little Lovisa
"House Of Woo," Mandrill originally "House Of Wood"
Samantha Wayland
"Hose Of Wood," Mandrill originally "House Of Wood"
Surely can't be a good hose material!
Karen Smith
"House Hoes," The Bar-Kays originally "House Shoes"
Yvette Bristle
"Hose Shoes," The Bar-Kays originally "House Shoes"
Yvette Bristle
"The House Hat Jack Built," Aretha Franklin originally "The House That Jack Built"
Candy Welty
"The Hose That Jack Built," Aretha Franklin originally "The House That Jack Built"
Candy Welty
"A House, A Car And A Wedding Rig," Dale Hawkins originally "A House, A Car And A Wedding Ring"
Alyssa Jayne
"A Hose, A Car And A Wedding Ring," Dale Hawkins originally "A House, A Car And A Wedding Ring"
Alyssa Jayne
"Hoses Of The Holy," Led Zeppelin originally "Houses Of The Holy"
Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
"Huston," Dean Martin originally "Houston"
Now could refer to actress Anjelica Huston.
Fiona Montrose
"Huston (Means I'm One Day Closer To You)," Larry Gatlin & The Gatlin Brothers Band originally "Houston (Means I'm One Day Closer To You)"
New spelling refers to actress Anjelica Huston?
Fiona Montrose
"How Am I Supposed To Lie Without You?," Laura Branigan originally "How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?"
Karen Smith
"Ho Bizarre," OMC originally "How Bizarre"
Wendy Torrance
"How Can I Be Sue," The Young Rascals originally "How Can I Be Sure"
I don't even look a bit like her.
Adrienne Ramseur
"How Can I Forge," Marvin Gaye originally "How Can I Forget"
Candy Welty
"How Can I Forge You," Elisa Fiorillo originally "How Can I Forget You"
Candy Welty
"How Can I Reuse," Heart originally "How Can I Refuse"
Angie Neverhart
"How Can You Mend A Broken Heat," The Bee Gees originally "How Can You Mend A Broken Heart"
Peter
"How Can You End A Broken Heart," The Bee Gees originally "How Can You Mend A Broken Heart"
Jessica Childress
"How Do I Lie," LeAnn Rimes originally "How Do I Live"
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"How Do You Seep?," John Lennon originally "How Do You Sleep?"
Tom
"How Fat Them Trucks Can Go," Claude Gray originally "How Fast Them Trucks Can Go"
Peter
"How Green Was My Alley," Harry Belafonte originally "How Green Was My Valley"
Yvette Bristle
"How High the Moo," Les Paul & Mary Ford originally "How High the Moon"
Better stop reading nursery rhymes to the cattle!
hec
"How I Got His Way," Taxi Ride originally "How I Got This Way"
Foley Cassid
"How I Go This Way," Taxi Ride originally "How I Got This Way"
Foley Cassid
"Ho Long," Ace originally "How Long"
Iris Green
"Ow Long," Ace originally "How Long"
Exclaim "Ow" long when one is hurting
Iris Green
"How Many More Ears," Howlin' Wolf originally "How Many More Years"
Julia Cox
"How Many Tars," Helloween originally "How Many Tears"
"Tars" is slang for sailors.
Lindsay Doyle
"How Many Ears," Helloween originally "How Many Tears"
Adrienne Schnell
"How Many Teas," Helloween originally "How Many Tears"
Adrienne Schnell
"How Much Can A Lonely Heat Stand," Skeeter Davis originally "How Much Can A Lonely Heart Stand"
Naomi Swanson
"How Much Can A Lonely Heart Sand," Skeeter Davis originally "How Much Can A Lonely Heart Stand"
Naomi Swanson
"How Much Can A Lonely Hart Stand," Skeeter Davis originally "How Much Can A Lonely Heart Stand"
Hart = male deer
Candy Welty
"How My Heat Sings," Bill Evans originally "How My Heart Sings"
Jessica Childress
"How My Hart Sings," Bill Evans originally "How My Heart Sings"
A singing deer! Remarkable!
Jessica Childress
"How Soon Is No?," The Smiths originally "How Soon Is Now?"
Kevin
"How To Be Our Guy," Keith Green originally "How To Be Your Guy"
Alyssa Jayne
"How To Save A Lie," The Fray originally "How To Save A Life"
Simple: don't tell one.
Terror Reid
"How To Ouch A Girl," JoJo originally "How To Touch A Girl"
Bob
"How Our Love Makes Me Feel," Diamond Rio originally "How Your Love Makes Me Feel"
Heidi Sharpe
"How's It Gong To Be," Third Eye Blind originally "How's It Going To Be"
Yes, How WILL it become a gong in the future?
Fiona Apple Cider
"Howard's Ale," Sick Puppies originally "Howard's Tale"
Hayley Spalding
"The Hula Hop Song," Teresa Brewer originally "The Hula Hoop Song"
Candy Welty
"The Hula Hoop Son," Teresa Brewer originally "The Hula Hoop Song"
Candy Welty
"Hum Long," Ludo originally "Hum Along"
Don't pick any short song to hum!
Heather Brockwell
"Human," Lacuna Coil originally "Humane"
Justin B. Burr
"A Hundred Ponds Of Clay," Gene McDaniels originally "A Hundred Pounds Of Clay"
Yvonne Sindri
"Huger In John," Rachel Sage originally "Hunger In John"
comparative of "huge"
Samantha Wayland
"Unger In John," Rachel Sage originally "Hunger In John"
As in actress Deborah Unger
Tiffany Furlong
"Hungry Heat," Bruce Springsteen originally "Hungry Heart"
Lydia Helton
"Hungry Ike The Wolf," Duran Duran originally "Hungry Like The Wolf"
A wolf named Ike is hungry.
Megan
"Hurdy Gurdy Ma," Donovan originally "Hurdy Gurdy Man"
Peter
"Hut," Timi Yuro originally "Hurt"
Candy Welty
"The Hut," Cat Stevens originally "The Hurt"
Candy Welty
"He Hurt," Cat Stevens originally "The Hurt"
Candy Welty
"Hut By Love," Inez Foxx originally "Hurt By Love"
Jessica Childress
"Huh," Deep Purple originally "Hush"
Ed
"He Hustle," Van McCoy originally "The Hustle"
Trying to hustle up some better grammar?
Karen Smith

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