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Take one letter out of a song title to change it's meaning. The removal of the letter should still form a word, and the title should be humorous as a result.

For example: Steve Winwood's "Split Decision" would become "Spit Decision"

Thanks to Philip Eno for the inspiration on this one!

Entries starting with I are split into multiple pages: 1 2

"I Am Not Our Broom," They Might Be Giants originally "I Am Not Your Broom"
Jacqui O'Day
"I Am Not Your Boom," They Might Be Giants originally "I Am Not Your Broom"
Jacqui O'Day
"I Am Not Your Room," They Might Be Giants originally "I Am Not Your Broom"
Jacqui O'Day
"I Can See Aransas," Anne Murray originally "I Can See Arkansas"
As in Aransas,TX, winter home of whooping cranes
Regina Olsen
"I Can't Dive 55," Sammy Hagar originally "I Can't Drive 55"
Wendy Torrance
"I Can Drive 55," Sammy Hagar originally "I Can't Drive 55"
David Jones
"I Can Get Next To You," The Temptations originally "I Can't Get Next To You"
Change a negative into an affirmative!
Me
"I Can't Sand It," Eric Clapton originally "I Can't Stand It"
I knew Clapton must be bad at something.
Peter
"I Can Stop Dancing," Archie Bell & The Drells originally "I Can't Stop Dancing"
Schadenfreudian Slip
"I Don't Wanna Play Hose," Connie Francis originally "I Don't Wanna Play House"
oldiesfan
"I Feel Lucy," Mary Chapin Carpenter originally "I Feel Lucky"
Melanie Bianca Green
"I Feel Petty," Cast of 'West Side Story' originally "I Feel Pretty"
Samantha Wayland
"I Fund An Angel," Teddy Geiger originally "I Found An Angel"
So they NEED funding?!?
That No-one Candy Nye
"I Fund Forever," Fighting Instinct originally "I Found Forever"
Meg Owens
"I Found Hat Girl," The Jackson Five originally "I Found That Girl"
Whoever Hat Girl might be
Rhoda Dohr
"I Fund That Girl," The Jackson Five originally "I Found That Girl"
Rhoda Dohr
"I Get Round," The Beach Boys originally "I Get Around"
Naomi Swanson
"I Got Stun," Elvis Presley originally "I Got Stung"
oldiesfan
"I Got Sung," Elvis Presley originally "I Got Stung"
oldiesfan
"I Got You Bab," Sonny & Cher originally "I Got You Babe"
Sung to Barbra Streisand, perhaps?
Peter
"I Got You, Abe," Sonny And Cher originally "I Got You, Babe"
As in Abe Lincoln?
Kelly Blythe
"I Had A Ream," Nazareth originally "I Had A Dream"
rocky
"I Had Too Much To Ream (Last Night)," The Electric Prunes originally "I Had Too Much To Dream (Last Night) "
Peter
"I Ate The Music," John Paul Young originally "I Hate The Music"
FussBudget
"I Have The Password To Your Hell Account," Barcelona originally "I Have The Password To Your Shell Account"
Jellybean
"I Just Wanna Be MD," Terri Clark originally "I Just Wanna Be Mad"
So I'm applying to medical school.
Renee Keener
"I Just Wanna Be Ma," Terri Clark originally "I Just Wanna Be Mad"
Renee Keener
"I Know What Boys Lie," The Waitresses originally "I Know What Boys Like"
Peter
"I Left My Heat In San Francisco," Tony Bennett originally "I Left My Heart In San Francisco"
Regina Haniger
"I Lost My Heat To A Starship Trooper," Sarah Brightman originally "I Lost My Heart To A Starship Trooper"
Brrrrrrr!
Kippy the Wonder Worm
"I Love My Chic," Busta Rhymes originally "I Love My Chick"
Yeah, they were a pretty good disco group.
Peter
"I Love My Hick," Busta Rhymes originally "I Love My Chick"
Meg Owens
"I Loved Her Firs," Heartland originally "I Loved Her First"
Like maybe she's a Christmas tree grower.
Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
"I Loved Her Fist," Heartland originally "I Loved Her First"
Song of a masochist?
Julia Farda
"I Make A Foo Of Myself," Frankie Valli originally "I Make A Fool Of Myself"
What's a foo?
Peter
"I Only Have Yes For You," The Flamingos originally "I Only Have Eyes For You"
Amber Malone
"I Play And Sin," Dawn originally "I Play And Sing"
Peter
"I Saw Her Sanding There," The Beatles originally "I Saw Her Standing There"
And now we both work Home Depot!
Chris
"I Saw Three Hips," Traditional originally "I Saw Three Ships"
Donna Rand Blitzen
"I Saw Tree Ships," Traditional originally "I Saw Three Ships"
I wonder what a tree ship is... ??
Donna Rand Blitzen
"I Second That Motion," Smokey Robinson & The Miracles originally "I Second That Emotion"
soul
"I Should Have Known Bette," The Beatles originally "I Should Have Known Better"
as in Davis or Midler.
Serafina
"I Think I'm A Cone Now," Weird Al Yankovic originally "I Think I'm A Clone Now"
xyz
"I Think We're Aloe Now," Tommy James And The Shondells originally "I Think We're Alone Now"
Hallucinations of turning into an Aloe plant?
Marilyn Monroe Doctrine
"I Touch My Elf," Divinyls originally "I Touch Myself"
mandylee
"I Ouch Myself," Divinyls originally "I Touch Myself"
Makes this song even more interesting.
Peter
"I Walk The Lie," Johnny Cash originally "I Walk The Line"
JoeKing
"I Wanna Be Round," Tony Bennett originally "I Wanna Be Around "
Chris
"I Wanna Be Seated," The Ramones originally "I Wanna Be Sedated"
Serafina
"I Wanna Be Our Man," The Beatles originally "I Wanna Be Your Man"
Peter
"I Wanna Be Your Ma," The Beatles originally "I Wanna Be Your Man"
John & Paul could have let the Supremes sing that.
oldiesfan
"I Want A New Rug," Huey Lewis And The News originally "I Want A New Drug"
Tonya Young
"I Want Andy," Bow Wow Wow originally "I Want Candy"
Serafina
"I Want To Hold Our Hand," The Beatles originally "I Want To Hold Your Hand"
Peter
"I Want Your Ex," George Michael originally "I Want Your Sex"
Wendy Torrance
"I Was Mad For Lovin' You," Kiss originally "I Was Made For Lovin' You"
JoeKing
"I Was Mad To Love Her," Stevie Wonder originally "I Was Made To Love Her"
Rachel Blattington
"I Will Buy You A New Lie," Everclear originally "I Will Buy You A New Life"
Peter
"I Wish I Would Rain Down," Phil Collins originally "I Wish It Would Rain Down"
Regina Olsen
"I Wish You Were A Bee," Cycle Sluts From Hell originally "I Wish You Were A Beer"
Sheila Evans
"I Won't Back Don," Tom Petty originally "I Won't Back Down"
he won't get my vote.
Jamie Burke
"I'd Like To Teach The World To Sin," The New Seekers originally "I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing"
Heather Brockwell
"I'll Be Round," The Spinners originally "I'll Be Around"
Serafina
"I'll Be God To You," Brothers Johnson originally "I'll Be Good To You"
Rachel Blattington
"I'll Take You Here," The Staple Singers originally "I'll Take You There"
Peter
"I'm A Foo," Dino, Desi & Billy originally "I'm A Fool"
Obviously they were ahead of their time.
Peter
"I'm Alight," Kenny Loggins originally "I'm Alright"
Joe Schmoe
"I'm Gonna Be War This Winter," Connie Francis originally "I'm Gonna Be Warm This Winter"
Next country the U.S. invades is Connie Francis?
oldiesfan
"I'm So Lad," Cream originally "I'm So Glad"
John A. Barry
"I'm Still Sanding," Elton John originally "I'm Still Standing"
Nobody
"I've Been Working on the Railrod," Traditional originally "I've Been Working on the Railroad"
John A. Barry
"I've Got A Rock 'n' Roll Heat," Eric Clapton originally "I've Got A Rock 'n' Roll Heart"
Peter
"I've Got Reams To Remember ," Otis Redding originally "I've Got Dreams To Remember"
Mr. X
"I've Got You Under My Sin," The Four Seasons originally "I've Got You Under My Skin"
Meg Owens
"I've Got You Under My Ski," The Four Seasons originally "I've Got You Under My Skin"
Ouch!
Amber Malone
"I've Seen All God People ," Yes originally "I've Seen All Good People"
Peter
"I've Seen All Goo People ," Yes originally "I've Seen All Good People"
Peter
"If I Can Ream," Elvis Presley originally "If I Can Dream"
Peter
"If I Could Turn Back The Hands Of Tim," R. Kelly originally "If I Could Turn Back The Hands Of Time"
That sounds painful...unless he's a contortionist.
Jonathan S.
"If I Were Your Oman," Gladys Knight & the Pips originally "If I Were Your Woman"
Peter
"If He Would Have Been Faithful...," Chicago originally "If She Would Have Been Faithful..."
Lisa Cohead
"Immigrant Son," Led Zeppelin originally "Immigrant Song"
britrock
"Immigration Ma," Graham Nash & David Crosby originally "Immigration Man"
Peter
"Immorality," Celine Dion originally "Immortality"
Naomi Swanson
"The Imploding Vice," Smashing Pumpkins originally "The Imploding Voice"
U. Carrie Oats
"The Impossible Ream," Roger Williams originally "The Impossible Dream"
Edward
"In A Big County," Big Country originally "In A Big Country"
Big Country's budget was slashed!
Jeff
"In A Bi Country," Big Country originally "In A Big Country"
Regina Haniger
"In My Hose," Mary Jane Girls originally "In My House"
shepop
"In My Lie," The Beatles originally "In My Life"
Peter
"In The Leak Midwinter," Traditional originally "In The Bleak Midwinter"
Brittany Snowflake
"In The Eat Of The Night," Ray Charles originally "In The Heat Of The Night"
Peter
"Ina Gadda da Ida," Iron Butterfly originally "Ina Gadda da Vida"
John A. Barry
"India Lake," The Cowsills originally "Indian Lake"
Wendy Torrance
"India Love Call," Slim Whitman originally "Indian Love Call"
Alison Runyon
"Indian Wants Me," R. Dean Taylor originally "Indiana Wants Me"
Wendy Torrance
"Inner Elf," Sepultura originally "Inner Self"
Regina Olsen
"Insane in the Rain," Cypress Hill originally "Insane in the Brain"
crazydon
"Intestate Love Song," Stone Temple Pilots originally "Interstate Love Song"
Intestate= dying without will OR having no shell
Jamie Burke
"Interstate Love Son," Stone Temple Pilots originally "Interstate Love Song"
Tom

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