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Take one letter out of a song title to change it's meaning. The removal of the letter should still form a word, and the title should be humorous as a result.

For example: Steve Winwood's "Split Decision" would become "Spit Decision"

Thanks to Philip Eno for the inspiration on this one!

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Entries Beginning with I, Page 5

Entries starting with I are split into multiple pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

"I'll Pay The Fool," Dr. Buzzard's Original 'Savannah' Band originally "I'll Play The Fool"
Candy Welty
"I'll Cry Instead," The Monochrome Set originally "I'll Scry Instead"
Corrects the spelling!
Maddie's The Boss
"I'll Sand," Cindy Morgan originally "I'll Stand"
Rupert Heyburn
"I'll Take You Here," The Staple Singers originally "I'll Take You There"
Peter
"I'll Take You Where The Music's Laying," The Drifters originally "I'll Take You Where The Music's Playing"
Sheet music on the floor or bed?
Alyssa Jayne
"I'll Turn To Tone," Four Tops originally "I'll Turn To Stone"
Candy Welty
"I'll Walk Aloe," Dinah Shore originally "I'll Walk Alone"
Never seen anyone walk an aloe plant
Peter
"I'm A Better Ma," Engelbert Humperdinck originally "I'm A Better Man"
Candy Welty
"I'm A Foo," Dino, Desi & Billy originally "I'm A Fool"
Obviously they were ahead of their time.
Peter
"I'm A Good Bo," Eddy Arnold originally "I'm A Good Boy"
Alyssa Jayne
"I'm A Goo Boy," Eddy Arnold originally "I'm A Good Boy"
Alyssa Jayne
"I'm A Happy Ma," The Jive Five originally "I'm A Happy Man"
Naomi Swanson
"I'm A Ma," Spencer Davis Group originally "I'm A Man"
Alison Runyon
"I'm A Nu," Leroy Pullins originally "I'm A Nut"
How can he be a letter of the Greek alphabet?
Regina Olsen
"I'm A Reel," Accept originally "I'm A Rebel"
Well, songs have made stranger claims!
Sonia Rinzaimayor
"I'm a Heel," Wilco originally "I'm a Wheel"
Odd thing to admit
Raphael
"I'm Already Here," Lonestar originally "I'm Already There"
Naomi Swanson
"I'm Alight," Kenny Loggins originally "I'm Alright"
Joe Schmoe
"I'm Blue (The Gong-Gong Son)," The Ikettes originally "I'm Blue (The Gong-Gong Song)"
Roxanne Drake
"I'm Dad (But I Don't Know It)," Randy Newman originally "I'm Dead (But I Don't Know It)"
Heather Brockwell
"I'm Doing Fin Now," New York CIty originally "I'm Doing Fine Now"
Duncan Moore
"I'm Ever Woman," Chaka Khan originally "I'm Every Woman"
She plans never to change that.
Regina Olsen
"I'm Very Woman," Chaka Khan originally "I'm Every Woman"
NOT just a little bit woman!
Yvonne Sindri
"I'm From The County," Tracy Byrd originally "I'm From The Country"
Wendy Torrance
"I'm Gil Scoutin'," The Intruders originally "I'm Girl Scoutin'"
Candy Welty
"I'm Gonna Be (500 Mils)," The Proclaimers originally "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)"
500 mils = only half an inch!
Mermaid's Pedicurist
"I'm Gonna Be A County Girl Again," Buffy Sainte-Marie originally "I'm Gonna Be A Country Girl Again"
Candy Welty
"I'm Gonna Be A Heel Someday," Fats Domino originally "I'm Gonna Be A Wheel Someday"
Terror Reid
"I'm Gonna Get Marred," Lloyd Price originally "I'm Gonna Get Married"
Candy Welty
"I'm Gonna Lie Forever," Tony Martin originally "I'm Gonna Live Forever"
Wendy Torrance
"I'm Gonna Seal You," Stephanie Reach originally "I'm Gonna Steal You"
Candy Welty
"I'm Her, I'm Not Here," Julia Stone originally "I'm Here, I'm Not Here"
Now agrammatical as well as literally impossible
Karen Smith
"I'm Here, I'm Not Her," Julia Stone originally "I'm Here, I'm Not Here"
Now literally possible, but bad grammar
Karen Smith
"I'm In A Stain," Barbara George originally "I'm In A Strain"
Wendy Torrance
"I'm In A Train," Barbara George originally "I'm In A Strain"
Candy Welty
"I'm In Love With A Striper," T-Pain originally "I'm In Love With A Stripper"
As in a candy striper?
Naomi Swanson
"I'm In Love With A Tripper," T-Pain originally "I'm In Love With A Stripper"
Heather Brockwell
"I'm In Love With The Word," Vanity Fare originally "I'm In Love With The World"
Karen Smith
"I'm Inane," Sonic Youth originally "I'm Insane"
Lauren Overstreet
"I'm Just A County Boy," Don Williams originally "I'm Just A Country Boy"
Alyssa Jayne
"I'm Just A Singe (In A Rock And Roll Band) ," The Moody Blues originally "I'm Just A Singer (In A Rock And Roll Band)"
Happened when he plugged in his guitar?
Rafeal De La Ghetto
"I'm Like A Bid," Nelly Furtado originally "I'm Like A Bird"
Is she on E-bay?
Rafeal De La Ghetto
"I'm Living In Two Words," Bonnie Guitar originally "I'm Living In Two Worlds"
Candy Welty
"I'm Andy, Fly Me," 10cc originally "I'm Mandy, Fly Me"
Gender change by letter removal
Adrienne Schnell
"I'm Nobody's Bay," Joanie Sommers originally "I'm Nobody's Baby"
R. Jeanine O'Succinate
"I'm Not A Pun," The Descendents originally "I'm Not A Punk"
Sheena Weston
"I'm Not Dad," Pink originally "I'm Not Dead"
Of course not! She could never be one.
Tabitha Cartwright
"I'm No Lisa," Jessi Colter originally "I'm Not Lisa"
Neither the Lisa in question, nor any other Lisa
Jane Farnsworth
"I'm Not Living In The Real Word," Belle & Sebastian originally "I'm Not Living In The Real World"
Kimberly Townsend
"I'm Not On Rugs," Free Soda originally "I'm Not On Drugs"
Courtney Mears
"I'm Not Sue," Johnny Winter originally "I'm Not Sure"
Candy Welty
"I'm Not Our Man," Tommy Conwell And The Young Rumblers originally "I'm Not Your Man"
Sarah Topsian
"I'm Not Your Ma," Tommy Conwell And The Young Rumblers originally "I'm Not Your Man"
Naomi Swanson
"I'm On A Boa," The Lonely Island originally "I'm On A Boat"
Carmen Nunki
"I'm On A Bat," The Lonely Island originally "I'm On A Boat"
Carmen Nunki
"I'm On Fir," Bruce Springsteen originally "I'm On Fire"
Candy Welty
"I'm On Ire," Bruce Springsteen originally "I'm On Fire"
Candy Welty
"I'm Read," Tevin Campbell originally "I'm Ready"
Someone can "read him like a book"?
Karen Smith
"I'm Sittin' On The Edge Of Skis," Sadistic Mika Band originally "I'm Sittin' On The Edge Of Skies"
Sounds uncomfortable.
Karen Smith
"I'm So Lad," Cream originally "I'm So Glad"
John A. Barry
"I'm So Glad I'm Sanding Here Today," The Crusaders originally "I'm So Glad I'm Standing Here Today"
Candy Welty
"I'm So Glad I'm Standing Her Today," The Crusaders originally "I'm So Glad I'm Standing Here Today"
As in, putting up with her. (whoever she is)
Candy Welty
"I'm So Tied," The Beatles originally "I'm So Tired"
Serafina
"I'm Sinning," The Del Vikings originally "I'm Spinning"
Allison
"I'm Still A Struggling Ma," Edwin Starr originally "I'm Still A Struggling Man"
Crystal Paisley
"I'm Still Her," Vertical Horizon originally "I'm Still Here"
Agrammatical, but lots of song titles are.
Lydia Helton
"I'm Still Her," Goo Goo Dolls originally "I'm Still Here"
Candy Welty
"I'm Still Sanding," Elton John originally "I'm Still Standing"
Nobody
"I'm Telling You No," Freddie & The Dreamers originally "I'm Telling You Now"
Melissa Conway
"I'm Hat Chick," Mariah Carey originally "I'm That Chick"
Erica Tetralix
"I'm The Leader Of The Gag," Brownsville Station originally "I'm The Leader Of The Gang"
Candy Welty
"I'm Tied," Savoy Brown originally "I'm Tired"
Candy Welty
"I'm Your Bogie Man," KC & The Sunshine Band originally "I'm Your Boogie Man"
KC imitiates Humphrey Bogart?
David Sari
"I'm Your Boogie Ma," KC & The Sunshine Band originally "I'm Your Boogie Man"
Julia Farda
"I'm Our Boogie Man," KC & The Sunshine Band originally "I'm Your Boogie Man"
Wendy Torrance
"I'm Our Moon," Jonathan Coulton originally "I'm Your Moon"
Ruby Spinel
"I'm Our Problem Now," Mindless Self Indulgence originally "I'm Your Problem Now"
Nicole Parsons
"I'm Our Superman," All Sports Band originally "I'm Your Superman"
Candy Welty
"I'm Our Vehicle," Blood, Sweat & Tears originally "I'm Your Vehicle"
Wendy Torrance
"I'm Ours," Jason Mraz originally "I'm Yours"
Taylor Dadsen
"I've Been Round," Fats Domino originally "I've Been Around"
Candy Welty
"I've Been Here," Tommy Edwards originally "I've Been There"
Yvette Bristle
"I've Been Working On The Railrod," Traditional originally "I've Been Working On The Railroad"
John A. Barry
"I've Hanged," LL Cool J originally "I've Changed"
What did you hang?
Peter
"I've Got A Happy Hart," Susan Raye originally "I've Got A Happy Heart"
Yvette Bristle
"I've Got A Happy Heat," Susan Raye originally "I've Got A Happy Heart"
Yvette Bristle
"I've Got A Rock And Roll Heat," Eric Clapton originally "I've Got A Rock And Roll Heart"
Peter
"I've Got A Slitting Headache," The Dickies originally "I've Got A Splitting Headache"
Makes as much literal sense as original!
Naomi Swanson
"I've Got A Spitting Headache," The Dickies originally "I've Got A Splitting Headache"
Headaches could come as near spitting as splitting
Naomi Swanson
"I've Got A Tier By The Tail," Buck Owens originally "I've Got A Tiger By The Tail"
Do tiers have tails?
Samantha Wayland
"I've Got Reams To Remember ," Otis Redding originally "I've Got Dreams To Remember"
Mr. X
"I've Got Sand In My Hoes," The Drifters originally "I've Got Sand In My Shoes"
Candy Welty
"I've Got The Net Dance," Deniece Williams originally "I've Got The Next Dance"
Karen Smith
"I've Got You Under My Sin," The Four Seasons originally "I've Got You Under My Skin"
Meg Owens
"I've Got You Under My Ski," The Four Seasons originally "I've Got You Under My Skin"
Ouch!
Amber Malone
"I've Grown Accustomed To Our Face," Rosemary Clooney originally "I've Grown Accustomed To Your Face"
Candy Welty
"I've Grown Accustomed To Your Ace," Rosemary Clooney originally "I've Grown Accustomed To Your Face"
Candy Welty
"I've Had The Tie Of My Life," Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes originally "I've Had The Time Of My Life"
Edward
"I've Lost My Heat Again," Jerry Vale originally "I've Lost My Heart Again"
Yvette Bristle
"I've Lost My Hart Again," Jerry Vale originally "I've Lost My Heart Again"
A hart is a male red deer.
Yvette Bristle

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