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Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Michael Anthony Orlando Cassavitis. Submitted by: Evan L. Heller
Funny Lyrics:
"Knock Three Times"
The Funny Lyrics: hey girl whatcha doin down there dancing alone every nite while I live rite above you i can hear your music playin i can feel your body swayin one floor below me you don't even know me I love you
Why They're Funny: wow....can anyone say STALKER?!?
Submitted by: Natalie
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Nonsensical Lyrics:
"Knock Three Times"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Knock three times
on the ceiling if you want me Twice on the pipe if the answer is no Why They're Nonsensical: The height of absurdity from the 70s music scene,Knock three times was one of those numbers afflicted with a dreadful illness-It sounded great-shame about the lyrics.We're presented with this prattle from a guy who thinks that the best way to arrange a meeting with the chick in the apartment below is to dangle a love letter on a piece of string outside her window.With a statement like that he's already painting himself as the greatest idiot in the world.The PTO he's put on there though now paints him as the greatest idiot in the universe-The lines illustrated above.One would sincerely hope that that chick wasn't the second greatest idiot of all,and immediately sent for the cops-Or the guys in white coats.Guys,I've rarely heard a greater flood of urine masquerading as song writing.
Submitted by: THE BIG GUY
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