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Take one letter out of a song title to change it's meaning. The removal of the letter should still form a word, and the title should be humorous as a result.

For example: Steve Winwood's "Split Decision" would become "Spit Decision"

Thanks to Philip Eno for the inspiration on this one!

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Entries Beginning with P, Page 5

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"Precious Tie," Pat Benatar originally "Precious Time"
Cassandra
"Precious Tim," Pat Benatar originally "Precious Time"
Ed
"Resident Gas," Psychedelic Furs originally "President Gas"
Karen Smith
"President As," Psychedelic Furs originally "President Gas"
As what?
Karen Smith
"Pressure On Julia," Blur originally "Pressure On Julian"
Gender change by letter removal
Melissa Officinalis
"Pretend We're Dad," L7 originally "Pretend We're Dead"
Lois Teem
"Petty," Weeknd originally "Pretty"
Caroline Vale
"Petty Ballerina," The Left Banke originally "Pretty Ballerina"
Candy Welty
"Pretty Boy Wag," Soulja Boy originally "Pretty Boy Swag"
Peter
"Petty Boys And Pretty Girls," Book Of Love originally "Pretty Boys And Pretty Girls"
Candy Welty
"Pretty Boys And Petty Girls," Book Of Love originally "Pretty Boys And Pretty Girls"
Candy Welty
"Pretty But Menal," Lesbian Bed Death originally "Pretty But Mental"
Menal = type of temple architecture in India
Reese Witherfork
"Pretty But Metal," Lesbian Bed Death originally "Pretty But Mental"
Sonia Rinzaimayor
"Petty But Mental," Lesbian Bed Death originally "Pretty But Mental"
Sonia Rinzaimayor
"Petty Flamingo," Manfred Mann originally "Pretty Flamingo"
Sutch
"Pretty Flaming," Manfred Mann originally "Pretty Flamingo"
Daphne Fairhope
"Petty Fly For A White Guy," The Offspring originally "Pretty Fly For A White Guy"
Samantha Wayland
"Pretty Gil Rock," Keri Hilson originally "Pretty Girl Rock"
Lorraine Thoanjer
"Petty Girl Rock," Keri Hilson originally "Pretty Girl Rock"
Lorraine Thoanjer
"Petty Girls," Melissa Manchester originally "Pretty Girls"
Candy Welty
"Petty Girls Everywhere," Walker Brothers originally "Pretty Girls Everywhere"
Helena Hoover
"Pretty Hat Machine," Nine Inch Nails originally "Pretty Hate Machine"
That's nice a machine that makes pretty hats.
Peter
"Pretty Ate Machine," Nine Inch Nails originally "Pretty Hate Machine"
Pretty must have been starving.
Peter
"Petty Hate Machine," Nine Inch Nails originally "Pretty Hate Machine"
A more likely machine to actually be invented.
Peter
"Pretty In Pin," Psychedelic Furs originally "Pretty In Pink"
Candy Welty
"Pretty In Ink," Psychedelic Furs originally "Pretty In Pink"
Peter
"Petty In Pink," Psychedelic Furs originally "Pretty In Pink"
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"Petty In Punk," Fall Out Boy originally "Pretty In Punk"
Lizzie
"Petty Maids All In A Row," The Eagles originally "Pretty Maids All In A Row"
Amber Wayland
"Petty Mess," Vanity originally "Pretty Mess"
Candy Welty
"Petty Noose," Soundgarden originally "Pretty Noose"
Alison Runyon
"Petty Paper," Roy Orbison originally "Pretty Paper"
Renee Keener
"Petty Persuasion," R.E.M. originally "Pretty Persuasion"
About Tom Petty's ability to persuade?
Rafeal De La Ghetto
"Petty Thing," Bo Diddley originally "Pretty Thing"
Naomi Swanson
"Pretty Thin," Bo Diddley originally "Pretty Thing"
The word 'pretty' changes from adjective to adverb
Serafina
"Petty Vacant," The Sex Pistols originally "Pretty Vacant"
Dorothy Jansen
"Petty Vegas," INXS originally "Pretty Vegas"
Mickey D.
"Pretty Vega," INXS originally "Pretty Vegas"
Vega, 5th brightest star in sky, pretty blue-white
Karen Smith
"Pretty Hen You Cry," Vast originally "Pretty When You Cry"
Duncan Moore
"Petty When You Cry," Vast originally "Pretty When You Cry"
Duncan Moore
"Petty Words," Vince Gill originally "Pretty Words"
Yvette Bristle
"Pretty Word," Sergio Mendes & Brasil '66 originally "Pretty World"
Alyssa Jayne
"Petty World," Sergio Mendes & Brasil '66 originally "Pretty World"
Alyssa Jayne
"The Rice," Twisted Sister originally "The Price"
Valerie Cameron
"The Rice Of Beauty," Suicide Silence originally "The Price Of Beauty"
Can a certain kind of rice make one Beautiful??
Karen Smith
"Rice Of Love," Bad English originally "Price Of Love"
Candace Mercer
"The Rice Of This Love," Alvin Lee originally "The Price Of This Love"
As in rice thrown at a wedding?
Karen Smith
"The Price Of His Love," Alvin Lee originally "The Price Of This Love"
Candace Mercer
"Rice Tag," Jessie J originally "Price Tag"
Melissa Conway
"Ride," Living Colour originally "Pride"
Monica Harpootlian
"Ride In The Name Of Love," U2 originally "Pride In The Name Of Love"
Serafina
"Prime Tim," Alan Parsons Project originally "Prime Time"
Candy Welty
"Prime Tie," Alan Parsons Project originally "Prime Time"
Candy Welty
"Prim Time," Alan Parsons Project originally "Prime Time"
Candy Welty
"The Prim Time Of Your Life," Daft Punk originally "The Prime Time Of Your Life"
Sarah Tonin
"The Prime Tie Of Your Life," Daft Punk originally "The Prime Time Of Your Life"
Priscilla Gadsden
"The Prime Time Of Our Life," Daft Punk originally "The Prime Time Of Your Life"
Bridget Andrews
"The Prime Tim Of Your Life," Daft Punk originally "The Prime Time Of Your Life"
Priscilla Gadsden
"The Primordial Ooze," Rainbowdragoneyes originally "The Primordial Booze"
What original name was punning, one supposes
Wendy Torrance
"Prince Charmin," Adam & The Ants originally "Prince Charming"
DON'T squeeze him!
Naomi Swanson
"Prine Charming," Adam & The Ants originally "Prince Charming"
Now it refers to singer John Prine!
Justin B. Burr
"Price Charming," Adam & The Ants originally "Prince Charming"
Regina Olsen
"Prince Harming," Adam & The Ants originally "Prince Charming"
Naomi Swanson
"Price Of Darkness," Miles Davis originally "Prince Of Darkness"
Yvette Bristle
"Price Of The City," Wiz Khalifa originally "Prince Of The City"
A whole city for sale?
Karen Smith
"Princes," Frank Gari originally "Princess"
From feminine singular to masculine plural
Carmen Nunki
"Princes In Rags," Gene Pitney originally "Princess In Rags"
Serafina
"Princes Of The Night," Saxon originally "Princess Of The Night"
Yvette Bristle
"Prison Bond," Social Distortion originally "Prison Bound"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Prion Bound," Social Distortion originally "Prison Bound"
Prion = an infectious mis-folded protein
Camilla Talking Bird
"Prison Son," System Of A Down originally "Prison Song"
Well, those jailbird dudes do get up to a lot...
Sara Nicholas
"Prisoner Of Our Love," Player originally "Prisoner Of Your Love"
Karena
"Prisoner's Son," Warren Storm originally "Prisoner's Song"
Candy Welty
"Private Yes," Hall & Oates originally "Private Eyes"
Private Yes, meet General NO!
Andy
"Pro Night," Rebecca Black originally "Prom Night"
Iris Verna
"Promised Lad," Elvis Presley originally "Promised Land"
Alyssa Jayne
"Promises In The Ark," Pat Benatar originally "Promises In The Dark"
Kareem Abdul-Montana
"Protect My Heat," Kelis originally "Protect My Heart"
Lucinda Blair
"Protect My Hart," Kelis originally "Protect My Heart"
Justin B. Burr
"Prod," The Joe Chemay Band originally "Proud"
Yvette Bristle
"Proud May," Creedence Clearwater Revival originally "Proud Mary"
Joe
"Prod Mary," Creedence Clearwater Revival originally "Proud Mary"
Shelley Potts
"Rove It All Night," Bruce Springsteen originally "Prove It All Night"
Candy Welty
"Psychedelic Sack," The Temptations originally "Psychedelic Shack"
Peter
"Psychedelic Hack," The Temptations originally "Psychedelic Shack"
Peter
"A Pubic Affair," Jessica Simpson originally "A Public Affair"
I guess she's stopped shaving!
Josh
"Puff, The Magi Dragon," Peter, Paul, And Mary originally "Puff, The Magic Dragon"
Gold, frankincense, myrrh, and green scales?
Heather Brockwell
"Pull My Air," Bright Eyes originally "Pull My Hair"
Air isn't easy to pull!
Billy Reuben
"Pull The Pi," Street Dogs originally "Pull The Pin"
How does one pull a mathematical constant?
Veruca Pepper
"A Pun," Vampire Weekend originally "A Punk"
Heidi Claire
"Punk Lime," Black Lips originally "Punk Slime"
What would *that* be like?
Millie Henry
"Punk Slim," Black Lips originally "Punk Slime"
A punk artist named "Slim"?
Millie Henry
"Punker Pus," Le Tigre originally "Punker Plus"
Amber Penn
"Puker Plus," Le Tigre originally "Punker Plus"
Amber Penn
"Puppet On A Sting," Elvis Presley originally "Puppet On A String "
A puppet police officer?
Eric
"Pure Adulterated Jo," Morning Parade originally "Pure Adulterated Joy"
Samantha Wayland
"Pure Shoes," All Saints originally "Pure Shores"
Naomi Swanson
"The Pus And Kick," Mark Valentino originally "The Push And Kick"
Candy Welty
"Push Pus," Austin Taylor originally "Push Push"
Alyssa Jayne
"Push Pus (Lady Lightning)," Bang Camaro originally "Push Push (Lady Lightning)"
Dorothy Jansen

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