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Song Names -> Remove a Letter From a Song Title -> P, Page 5
Take one letter out of a song title to change it's meaning. The removal of the letter should still form a word, and the title should be humorous as a result.
For example: Steve Winwood's "Split Decision" would become "Spit Decision"
Thanks to Philip Eno for the inspiration on this one!
Entries Beginning with P, Page 5
Entries starting with P are split into multiple pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6
"Poor Poor Pitiful M," Linda Ronstadt originally "Poor Poor Pitiful Me"
As in 'M' of James Bond movies.
Naomi Swanson
"Op Culture," Madeon originally "Pop Culture"
Regina Olsen
"Pop Goes The Easel," 3rd Bass originally "Pop Goes The Weasel"
Maybe when someone is folding it rapidly
Heidi Claire
"Pop Goes The Word," Men WIthout Hats originally "Pop Goes The World"
If the word itself is "pop"?
Duncan Moore
"Pop Lie," Prince & The Revolution originally "Pop Life"
Genevieve
"Pop Princes," The Click Five originally "Pop Princess"
Changes feminine singular to masculine plural.
Sylvia Curruca
"The Pop Song," Tim Minchin originally "The Pope Song"
Emmy Kay Butanone
"Poplar Girl," Pam Tillis originally "Popular Girl"
Image of girl, carved from poplar wood?
Faith Spencer
"Popular Son," Ariana Grande originally "Popular Song"
Yvette Bristle
"Poplar Song," Ariana Grande originally "Popular Song"
Yvette Bristle
"Or Favor," Vic Dana originally "Por Favor"
Candy Welty
"Porcelain Money," Warren Zevon originally "Porcelain Monkey"
Ashley Michelle McGowan
"Pot Script," Finch originally "Post Script"
Thessaly Danes
"Poser Of A Girl," Metric originally "Poster Of A Girl"
Mayu
"Potato Cock," The Scaffold originally "Potato Clock"
Wendy Torrance
"Potato Lock," Scaffold originally "Potato Clock"
Yvette Bristle
"Pots And Pas," Rick Ross originally "Pots And Pans"
Patricia McClure
"Ponding," The Doves originally "Pounding"
Ponding = damming (of a stream) to form small pond
Karen Smith
"Power Meal," Pantera originally "Power Metal"
Jane C. Moore
"The Ower Of Love," Huey Lewis And The News originally "The Power Of Love"
Who would you owe love to?
Logan
"Power Lay," Molly Hatchet originally "Power Play"
Melissa Conway
"Power Ply," Molly Hatchet originally "Power Play"
Melissa Conway
"Power Pay," Molly Hatchet originally "Power Play"
Melissa Conway
"Practice What You Reach," Barry White originally "Practice What You Preach"
Joe
"Practice Hat You Preach," Barry White originally "Practice What You Preach"
How does one practice a hat?!?
Joanna Hawthorne
"Prairie Tow," Randy Bachman originally "Prairie Town"
Carolyn Morgenstern
"Prairie Ton," Randy Bachman originally "Prairie Town"
Carolyn Morgenstern
"Prairie Own," Randy Bachman originally "Prairie Town"
Can a prairie own anything?
Carolyn Morgenstern
"Raise The War Machine," Zao originally "Praise The War Machine"
Naomi Swanson
"Raise You," Fatboy Slim originally "Praise You"
Serafina
"Pry," M.C. Hammer originally "Pray"
Serafina
"Ray," M.C. Hammer originally "Pray"
Mark Richardson
"Pay," M.C. Hammer originally "Pray"
Mark Richardson
"Ray For Me," Sixx A.M. originally "Pray For Me"
Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
"Pay For Me," Sixx A.M. originally "Pray For Me"
Randy
"Pry For Me," Sixx A.M. originally "Pray For Me"
Doug Wells
"Pay For The Fish," Randy Travis originally "Pray For The Fish"
Reese without her spoon
"A Prayer And A Juke Ox," Little Anthony & The Imperials originally "A Prayer And A Juke Box"
Candy Welty
"A Payer And A Juke Box," Little Anthony & The Imperials originally "A Prayer And A Juke Box"
Candy Welty
"Payer For The Dying," Seal originally "Prayer For The Dying"
Needed, since funerals are expensive
Shelley Potts
"Prayer Of The Refuge," Rise Against originally "Prayer Of The Refugee"
Now whole refuge (not just 1 refugee) has prayer.
Valerie Cameron
"Paying For The Rain," Junkhouse originally "Praying For The Rain"
Peter
"Praying For Tim," George Michael originally "Praying For Time"
jonny
"Paying For Time," George Michael originally "Praying For Time"
Luigi Luigi
"Paying To A New God," Wang Chung originally "Praying To A New God"
Candy Welty
"Peach," P.O.D. originally "Preach"
Candy Welty
"Reach," P.O.D. originally "Preach"
Candy Welty
"Reachin' To The Choir," Rodney Crowell originally "Preachin' To The Choir"
Jennifer Howard
"Precious Tie," Pat Benatar originally "Precious Time"
Cassandra
"Precious Tim," Pat Benatar originally "Precious Time"
Ed
"Resident Gas," Psychedelic Furs originally "President Gas"
Karen Smith
"Pressure On Julia," Blur originally "Pressure On Julian"
Gender change by letter removal
Melissa Officinalis
"Pretend We're Dad," L7 originally "Pretend We're Dead"
Lois Teem
"Petty," Weeknd originally "Pretty"
Caroline Vale
"Petty Ballerina," The Left Banke originally "Pretty Ballerina"
Candy Welty
"Pretty Boy Wag," Soulja Boy originally "Pretty Boy Swag"
Peter
"Petty Boys And Pretty Girls," Book Of Love originally "Pretty Boys And Pretty Girls"
Candy Welty
"Pretty Boys And Petty Girls," Book Of Love originally "Pretty Boys And Pretty Girls"
Candy Welty
"Pretty But Menal," Lesbian Bed Death originally "Pretty But Mental"
Menal = type of temple architecture in India
Reese Witherfork
"Pretty But Metal," Lesbian Bed Death originally "Pretty But Mental"
Sonia Rinzaimayor
"Petty But Mental," Lesbian Bed Death originally "Pretty But Mental"
Sonia Rinzaimayor
"Petty Butterfly," Jasmine Guy originally "Pretty Butterfly"
Wendy Torrance
"Petty Flamingo," Manfred Mann originally "Pretty Flamingo"
Sutch
"Pretty Flaming," Manfred Mann originally "Pretty Flamingo"
Daphne Fairhope
"Petty Fly For A White Guy," The Offspring originally "Pretty Fly For A White Guy"
Samantha Wayland
"Pretty Gil," Maggie Lindemann originally "Pretty Girl"
Wendy Torrance
"Pretty Gil Rock," Keri Hilson originally "Pretty Girl Rock"
Lorraine Thoanjer
"Petty Girl Rock," Keri Hilson originally "Pretty Girl Rock"
Lorraine Thoanjer
"Petty Girls," Melissa Manchester originally "Pretty Girls"
Candy Welty
"Petty Girls Everywhere," Walker Brothers originally "Pretty Girls Everywhere"
Helena Hoover
"Pretty Hat Machine," Nine Inch Nails originally "Pretty Hate Machine"
That's nice a machine that makes pretty hats.
Peter
"Pretty Ate Machine," Nine Inch Nails originally "Pretty Hate Machine"
Pretty must have been starving.
Peter
"Petty Hate Machine," Nine Inch Nails originally "Pretty Hate Machine"
A more likely machine to actually be invented.
Peter
"Pretty In Pin," Psychedelic Furs originally "Pretty In Pink"
Candy Welty
"Pretty In Ink," Psychedelic Furs originally "Pretty In Pink"
Peter
"Petty In Pink," Psychedelic Furs originally "Pretty In Pink"
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"Petty In Punk," Fall Out Boy originally "Pretty In Punk"
Lizzie
"Petty Maids All In A Row," The Eagles originally "Pretty Maids All In A Row"
Amber Wayland
"Petty Mess," Vanity 6 originally "Pretty Mess"
Corinne Auterlehr
"Petty Mess," Vanity originally "Pretty Mess"
Candy Welty
"Petty Noose," Soundgarden originally "Pretty Noose"
Alison Runyon
"Pretty Nose," Soundgarden originally "Pretty Noose"
Wendy Torrance
"Petty Paper," Roy Orbison originally "Pretty Paper"
Renee Keener
"Petty Persuasion," R.E.M. originally "Pretty Persuasion"
About Tom Petty's ability to persuade?
Rafeal De La Ghetto
"Petty Thing," Bo Diddley originally "Pretty Thing"
Naomi Swanson
"Pretty Thin," Bo Diddley originally "Pretty Thing"
The word 'pretty' changes from adjective to adverb
Serafina
"Petty Vacant," The Sex Pistols originally "Pretty Vacant"
Dorothy Jansen
"Petty Vegas," INXS originally "Pretty Vegas"
Mickey D.
"Pretty Vega," INXS originally "Pretty Vegas"
Vega, 5th brightest star in sky, pretty blue-white
Karen Smith
"Petty When You Cry," Vast originally "Pretty When You Cry"
Duncan Moore
"Pretty Hen You Cry," Vast originally "Pretty When You Cry"
Duncan Moore
"Pretty Wigs," Maxwell originally "Pretty Wings"
Dana Thompkins
"Petty Words," Vince Gill originally "Pretty Words"
Yvette Bristle
"Pretty Word," Sergio Mendes & Brasil '66 originally "Pretty World"
Alyssa Jayne
"Petty World," Sergio Mendes & Brasil '66 originally "Pretty World"
Alyssa Jayne
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