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Take one letter out of a song title to change it's meaning. The removal of the letter should still form a word, and the title should be humorous as a result.

For example: Steve Winwood's "Split Decision" would become "Spit Decision"

Thanks to Philip Eno for the inspiration on this one!

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Entries Beginning with J, Page 2

Entries starting with J are split into multiple pages: 1 2

"The Joke Went Wild," Brian Hyland originally "The Joker Went Wild"
Veruca Pepper
"Joe Cuervo," Shelly West originally "Jose Cuervo"
Sandra
"Jose," Steely Dan originally "Josie"
A sex-change just by removing a letter.
MOR
"Journey To The End Of My Lie," Allstar Weekend originally "Journey To The End Of My Life"
Peter
"Jo In Repetition," Prince originally "Joy In Repetition"
Lorraine Thoanjer
"Joyce Country Ceili Ban," Saw Doctors originally "Joyce Country Ceili Band"
Gina Munroe
"Joyce Country Ceili Bad," Saw Doctors originally "Joyce Country Ceili Band"
Gina Munroe
"Joyce County Ceili Band," Saw Doctors originally "Joyce Country Ceili Band"
Gina Munroe
"Joyful Nose," Sweet Thunder originally "Joyful Noise"
Jennifer Howard
"Judgement Of The Moo And Stars," Joni Mitchell originally "Judgement Of The Moon And Stars"
Night court for cows.
Peter
"Judy In Disguise (With Lasses)," John Fred & His Playboy Band originally "Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Dyan Cannonball
"Judy In Disguise (with Gasses)," John Fred & His Playboy Band originally "Judy In Disguise (with Glasses)"
The story of a gal incognito and her flatulence
Josh
"Judy's Urn To Cry," Lesley Gore originally "Judy's Turn To Cry"
Because that urn doesn't have Judy's remains?
Peter
"Jukebox In Iberia," Skyhooks originally "Jukebox In Siberia"
Iberia = peninsula containing Spain & Portugal.
Kelly Blythe
"The Jukebox Played Long," Gene Watson originally "The Jukebox Played Along"
Sophia Borden
"Julia, We Don't Lie In The Sixties," The Indelicates originally "Julia, We Don't Live In The Sixties"
Candy Welty
"Julie's Been Working For The Rug Squad," The Clash originally "Julie's Been Working For The Drug Squad"
Nora Aaron
"Julie," The Four Pennies originally "Juliet"
Serafina
"Ump," Van Halen originally "Jump"
as in umpire, a guy in pro baseball games
Clucky The Chicken
"Ump In My Car," C.C. Catch originally "Jump In My Car"
Is someone driving the umpire to the ball game?
Francine Harper
"Jump Into The Ire," Nilsson originally "Jump Into The Fire"
Candy Welty
"Jump Into The Fir," Nilsson originally "Jump Into The Fire"
Carolyn Morgenstern
"Ump Into The Fire," Nilsson originally "Jump Into The Fire"
Candy Welty
"Jump Roe," Blue October originally "Jump Rope"
Jumping over fish eggs? Should be easier than rope
Lou Quilson
"Jump Star," Natalie Cole originally "Jump Start"
Candy Welty
"Jump Stat," Natalie Cole originally "Jump Start"
As in a record for some high- or broad-jump event
Hayley Spalding
"Jump Tart," Natalie Cole originally "Jump Start"
Candy Welty
"Jumping Jack Lash," Rolling Stones originally "Jumping Jack Flash"
Try jumping when you are drunk.
Peter
"Jungle Bogie," Kool And The Gang originally "Jungle Boogie"
On a golf course in a jungle
Lucy Slanks
"Jungle Yes," Gene Page originally "Jungle Eyes"
Yvette Bristle
"Jungle In My Heat," Bad Boys Blue originally "Jungle In My Heart"
Rosie Finch
"Junior's Arm," Paul McCartney & Wings originally "Junior's Farm"
Peter
"Jupiters Daring," Heart originally "Jupiters Darling"
Samantha Wayland
"Jut," Radiohead originally "Just"
hamburger456
"Jus," Radiohead originally "Just"
Jus: A French cooking sauce.
hamburger456
"Just A Ream," Jimmy Clanton originally "Just A Dream"
Melissa Conway
"Just A Dram," Jimmy Clanton originally "Just A Dream"
Dram = 1/16 ounce
Melissa Conway
"Just A Fiend," Biz Markie originally "Just A Friend"
George Straitjacket
"Just A Little Eat," The Black Keys originally "Just A Little Heat"
Peter
"Just A Little Hat," The Black Keys originally "Just A Little Heat"
Lydia Helton
"Just A Little Wile," Janet Jackson originally "Just A Little While"
Wile, as in trickery
Cynthia Avery
"Jut A Little While," Janet Jackson originally "Just A Little While"
Cynthia Avery
"Just A Ma," Faith No More originally "Just A Man"
Cynthia Avery
"Jut A Minute," Mustard Plug originally "Just A Minute"
Wendy Torrance
"Just A Son Before I Go," Crosby, Stills and Nash originally "Just A Song Before I Go"
Sutch
"Just Another Dram," Cathy Dennis originally "Just Another Dream"
Dram = 1/16 ounce
Elsie Greer
"Just Another Ream," Cathy Dennis originally "Just Another Dream"
Elsie Greer
"Just Another Woman I Love," Anne Murray originally "Just Another Woman In Love"
Candace Mercer
"Just Ask Our Heart," Frankie Avalon originally "Just Ask Your Heart"
Kirsten Abercrombie
"Just Ask Your Heat," Frankie Avalon originally "Just Ask Your Heart"
As easy to ask as your heart!
Kirsten Abercrombie
"Just Be God To Me," SOS Band originally "Just Be Good To Me"
Heidi Sharpe
"Just Be Goo To Me," SOS Band originally "Just Be Good To Me"
Doug Wells
"Jut Between You And Me," April Wine originally "Just Between You And Me"
Alyssa Jayne
"Just Fiends," Jonas Brothers originally "Just Friends"
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"Just Give Me A Rig," Clyde McPhatter originally "Just Give Me A Ring"
Yvette Bristle
"Just Go Here," Chic Pea originally "Just Go There"
Jill Conrad
"Just Got Luck," Jo Boxers originally "Just Got Lucky"
Kristin Carpenter
"Just Go Lucky," The Jo Boxers originally "Just Got Lucky"
Like quitting while one is ahead?
Mermaid's Pedicurist
"Just Got Lucy," The Jo Boxers originally "Just Got Lucky"
Mermaid's Pedicurist
"Just Got Pad," Johnny Kemp originally "Just Got Paid"
Twila Paris Hilton
"Just Got Aid," Johnny Kemp originally "Just Got Paid"
Tabitha Cartwright
"Just Go Wicked," Cold originally "Just Got Wicked"
Become wicked or go (somewhere) wicked?
Polly Cannon
"Jut Less," Edna's Goldfish originally "Just Less"
Melanie Bianca Green
"Just Les," Edna's Goldfish originally "Just Less"
Now it is about someone named Les.
Melanie Bianca Green
"Jut Like A Briar," The Amps originally "Just Like A Briar"
Teresa Christie
"Jut Like A Woman," Bob Dylan originally "Just Like A Woman"
Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
"Jut Like Anyone," Soul Asylum originally "Just Like Anyone"
Jamie Burke
"Just Like Heave," The Cure originally "Just Like Heaven"
Peter
"Just Like Haven," The Cure originally "Just Like Heaven"
Jessica Childress
"Jut Like Me," Paul Revere And The Raiders originally "Just Like Me"
Candy Welty
"Just Like Romeo And Julie," The Reflections originally "Just Like Romeo And Juliet"
Trina Lufkin
"Jut Like Romeo And Juliet," The Reflections originally "Just Like Romeo And Juliet"
Trina Lufkin
"Just Like Rome And Juliet," The Reflections originally "Just Like Romeo And Juliet"
Trina Lufkin
"Just Marred," Marty Robbins originally "Just Married"
Candy Welty
"Jut Me," Outlandish originally "Just Me"
Yvette Bristle
"Jut Me And You," Phyllis Hyman originally "Just Me And You"
Yvette Bristle
"Just Missed The Rain," Kelly Clarkson originally "Just Missed The Train"
Alyssa Jayne
"Just One," Quincy Jones Featuring James Ingram originally "Just Once"
Candy Welty
"Jut Once," James Ingram originally "Just Once"
Samantha Wayland
"Just One In My Life," The Righteous Brothers originally "Just Once In My Life"
Sarah Tonin
"Jut Once In My Life," The Righteous Brothers originally "Just Once In My Life"
Sarah Tonin
"Just One Loo," Doris Troy originally "Just One Look"
And a long queue outside it!
Lucinda Blair
"Jut One More Day," Otis Redding originally "Just One More Day"
Candy Welty
"Just One More Tim," Rusty Wier originally "Just One More Time"
Yvette Bristle
"Jut One More Time," Rusty Wier originally "Just One More Time"
Yvette Bristle
"Just One More Tie," Rusty Wier originally "Just One More Time"
Yvette Bristle
"Just On More Time," Rusty Wier originally "Just One More Time"
Yvette Bristle
"Just One Mile," Gene Pitney originally "Just One Smile"
Candy Welty
"Just Tell Her Jim Said Hell," Elvis Presley originally "Just Tell Her Jim Said Hello"
Candy Welty
"Jut The Way It Is, Baby," Rembrandts originally "Just The Way It Is, Baby"
Jut the way what is?
Naomi Swanson
"Jut The Way You Are," Billy Joel originally "Just The Way You Are"
Candy Welty
"Just To See You Mile," Tim McGraw originally "Just To See You Smile"
McGraw wanting us to race a mile?
Peter
"Jut To See You Smile," Tim McGraw originally "Just To See You Smile"
Depends on who's doing the jutting.
Peter
"Just To Many People," Melissa Manchester originally "Just Too Many People"
Same sound, different meaning
Polly Cannon
"Jut Us," Gerald Levert originally "Just Us"
Alyssa Jayne
"Just Hat I Always Wanted," Mari Wilson originally "Just What I Always Wanted"
Who would want an unjust hat?!?
Penny Olivia Tyler
"Just Hat I Needed," The Cars originally "Just What I Needed"
Dierdre Collins
"Jut Yesterday," Al Martino originally "Just Yesterday"
Candy Welty
"Jut Young," Paul Anka originally "Just Young"
Candy Welty
"Justin," The Cretones originally "Justine"
Changes the gender by removing a letter.
Sutch

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