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Song Parodies for The Carpenters

Original SongParody SongParody Author
"A Kind Of Hush" "A Lot Of Quakes" "Mark Scotti"
"Bacharach-David Medley" "Bacharach-David Meddling" "Lifeliver"
"Bless the Beasts and Children" "Frisk the Geeks and Children" "Porfle Popnecker"
"Bless the Beasts and the Children" "Bless the Child Who Was Bleeding" "Royce Miller"
"Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft" "Balling Occupants for Interplanetary Crack" "Yoidy"
"Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft" "Calling Candidates of Next Year's Presidential Race" "Porfle Popnecker"
"Carol of the Bells" "Carol of the Coyotes" "2Eagle"
"Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire" "Chestnuts Cannot be Digested by Dogs" "moscowman"
"Close From You" "Away From You" "Aussie Bob"
"Close to You" "Avian Flu" "NoNosedDog"
"Close To You" "Choking You" "C R Linsey"
"Close to You" "Clones of You" "John A. Barry"
"Close to You" "Clones to You" "Rick Cormier"
"Close to you" "Clothes to you" "Lifeliver"
"Close to you" "Condor Blues" "Onslaught"
"Close To You" "Grossed By You" "Christopher Sutler"
"Close To You" "Gross To You" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Close to You" "Gross to You" "Rick Duncan"
"Close To You" "Number Two" "Warren Baker"
"Close To You" "R2D2" "Kristof Robertson"
"Close To You" "Roasting You" "William Tong"
"Close To You" "The End Time" "Barry J. Mitchel"
"Close To You" "Theme Song For "The Birds"" "CML"
"Close To You" "Theme Song: Hitchcock's "The Birds"" "Callmelennie"
"Close To You" "W" "Bubba"
"Close to You" "We Worked on You" "Jonathan Spurlock"
"Close To You" "Why Do Blurred Smudgy Things Appear?" "Stuart McArthur"
"For All We Know" "For All I Know" "Glynn Leaney"
"Goodbye To Love" "Goodbye To Shrub" "William Tong"
"Goofus" "Doofus" "Old Man Ribber"
"Goofus" "Doofus" "William Tong"
"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" "Have Yourself A Little Stinker Christmas" "William Hughes"
"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas" "Have Yourself a Little Stinker Christmas" "William Hughes"
"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas" "You Vill Nix Macht Merry Don't Resist Us" "Guy DiRito"
"Hurting Each Other" "Hurling Each Other" "Merry & Pippin"
"I Won't Last a Day Without You" "I Don't Have a Say When With You" "Glynn Leaney"
"I Won't Last A Day Without You" "I Won't Last A Day Without Dew" "David Jensen"
"I Won't Last A Day Without You" "We Won't Go Away, Duh-Ba-You" "Alvin Dover & Bill Tong"
"Maybe It's You" "The Story of the Velveteen Rabbit" "okayokay"
"Merry Christmas Darling" "Merry Christmas, Humbug!" "Rex Ungericht"
"Merry Christmas, Darling" "Merry Christmas, Starling" "Royce Miller"
"Mr. Postman" "Grifter Post Scam" "Ana Fana"
"Mr. Postman" "Mister Lupin" "Arwen"
"Only Yesterday" "Goodbye Yesterday" "Glynn Leaney"
"Only Yesterday" "Since I Threw My Sanity Away" "mizfrizl"
"On Top of the World" "On Top of My Game" "Glynn Leaney"
"Please Mr Postman" "Please Game Show Host Man" "Phil Alexander"
"Please, Mr. Postman" "UPS Man" "Matthias"
"Rainy Day and Mondays" "Chevrolets and Hyundais" "Porfle Popnecker"
"Rainy Days and Mondays" "Any Day But Sunday" "Sad Sax"
"Rainy Days And Mondays" "Gaining Weight on Sundays" "Stuart McArthur"
"Rainy Days and Mondays" "Garfeild's Song" "Paul Warren"
"Rainy Days And Mondays" "Mayonnaise On Sundaes" "Alvin Rhodes"
"Rainy Days And Mondays" "Peregrin and Merry" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Rainy Days and Mondays" "Raisins and Mondays" "Joseph Little"
"Rainy Days And Mondays" "Roman Guys And Fridays" "Alvin Rhodes"
"Rainy Days and Mondays" "Tricksy Little Hobbitsss" "Arwen"
"Sing a Song" "Big and Strong" "John A. Barry"
"Sing" "Fling Those Bombs" "William Tong"
"Sing" "Hug (your kids)" "Lionel Mertens"
"Sing" "Hug (your mom)" "Lionel Mertens"
"Sing" "Hug (your pop)" "Lionel Mertens"
"Sing" "Ping" "LPG-Unit"
"Sing (Sing a Song)" "Sling (Sling a Gun)" "Robert D. Arndt Jr."
"Sing" "Sing (Black Canary Version)" "Robert D. Arndt Jr."
"Sing" "Stink (Stinky Thong)" "Silly Willie"
"Solitaire" "Body Hair" "Arwen"
"Superstar" "Sinistar" "Arcade Junkie"
"Superstar" "Super Bitch" "Mikey Boy"
"The Night Has a Thousand Eyes" "The Ode To Bugg" "Andrew Quartermain"
"(They Long to Be) Close to You" "(This Doesn't Seem) Gross to You" "the_conqueror_of_parodies"
"(They Long To Be) Close To You" "This Is What They Stink Of You" "Kristian"
"This Masquerade" "His Mad Crusade" "William Tong"
"Ticket to Ride" "Bucket Beside" "Lifeliver"
"Ticket To Ride" "Farewell to Don Adams" "Stuart McArthur"
"Ticket To Ride" "Kick A Behind" "Stuart McArthur"
"Top Of The World" "Cop Of The World" "U Guest It"
"Top of the World" "End of the World" "Rick Duncan"
"Top of the World" "First Iraq, Then The World" "William Tong"
"Top of the World" "I Fell On Top of a Turd" "Paul Robinson"
"Top Of The World" "Mop Up The Hurl" "Silly Willie"
"Top Of The World" "Pits Of The World" "Starlette Victory"
"Top of the World" "Shocks The Whole World" "William Tong"
"Top of the World" "Smells Like Karen Carpenter" ""
"Top of the World" "Stop With the Hurl!" "John A. Barry"
"Top of the World" "Top of a Girl" "Rick Duncan"
"Top of the World" "Top of the League" "Weird Dave"
"Top of the World" "Top of the Toilet" "Bad Red Wulfe"
"Top of the World" "Top of this Turd" "Dr. Oliver Clozoff"
"Top of the World" "Topple the World" "Robert D. Arndt Jr."
"Top Of The World" "(You're The Pussy That's On) Top Of The World" "Malcolm Higgins"
"We've Only Just Begun" "Bush Tries To Be Raygun" "William Tong"
"We've Only Just Begun" "Dick Cheney Shot His Gun" "William Tong"
"We've Only Just Begun" "He's Only Just Begun" "Malcolm Higgins"
"We've Only Just Begun" "He's Only Just Begun ( Or What Is Dubya Up To Next" "Malcolm Higgins"
"We've Only Just Begun" "He's Only Just Begun To Spin" "William Tong"
"We've Only Just Begun" "I've Only Just Begun" "Malcolm Higgins"
"We've Only Just Begun" "Las Vegas Isn't Punk" "Chris Bodily TM"
"We've Only Just Begun" "Our Lunch is On the Run" "Porfle Popnecker"
"We've Only Just Begun" "We've Only Just Begun" "John Linen"
"Yesterday Once More" "Pester Me Once More" "Merry & Pippin"
"Yesterday Once More" "Spaghetti Please Once More" "okayokay"
"Yesterday Once More" "The Bushie Way Wants War" "William Tong"


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