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Song Parodies -> "Calling Candidates of Next Year's Presidential Race"

Original Song Title:

"Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Carpenters

Parody Song Title:

"Calling Candidates of Next Year's Presidential Race"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

In your minds you have abilities, you think
To keep the government from swirling down the sink
Please use your heart, not just your head
Whenever you're in doubt
Because your image isn't what it's all about

Calling candidates of next year's presidential race
Calling candidates of next year's presidential, so far uneventful, race

We've been observing you all
And we're not that thrilled with voting for you

Don't tax and spend

Calling candidates of next year's presidential race
Calling candidates and intergovernmental, emphasis on mental

We've been observing this race
And one day we'll have to choose one of you

Is this the end?

Calling candidates of next year's presidential race
Calling candidates of next year's presidential, boringly sequential race

Please tell the truth in your speeches
(That's still the best way to reach us)
We've got to know who you are
(So don't hide the real you)
Please presidential outreachers
Don't you turn out to be (turn out to be)
Selfish leeches

In your minds, you each believe that you're the one
To do for everyone what no one else has done
Please use your heart, not just your head
Then maybe we can say
As we move forward
We declare Election Day

Calling candidates of next year's presidential race
Calling candidates of next year's presidential race
Calling candidates of next year's presidential, may be monumental, race

Ahhh

Calling candidates
Calling candidates
Calling candidates of next year's presidential, really quite essential, race

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