-> "Crop That Is Whorled"
Original Song Title:
"Top Of The World"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Crop That Is Whorled"
The Lyrics
Sight, revealin’s numbin’ poor ol’ me
Yeah, I’d blundered on most terrifyin’ scene
Not a doubt in my mind, not need rubbin’ of eyes
As my crop’s compromised with light-ish beam
Every ear of corn’s been swirled, you see
When the summer’s through, no profit, I will see
Though the reason’s unclear, fits my U.F.O. fear:
Sure that fearless beings from heavens, they have been...
I’ve got a crop that is whorled – spiro-graphic creation
And the circular rotation’s well defined
From above, they came down, little men of green abound
Work gloves useless now my crop has been whorled
Somethin' like a disc has earned disdain
And it's killin' me ‘cus grains are not for game
From the sheaves of the field won’t be much of a yield
An aggrievin’ ruin of snappishness do be
There’s unholy corn squished all aligned
Yeah, it seems I’m screwed, but hope that I will find
That the media will be thrusting fame on l’il ol’ me
And their greed - dollar signs, will mean I’m cheered
I’ve got a crop that is whorled – look at my consternation
At this cornly re-arrangin’ un-devine
It’s all grooved and it’s round; laser beams have singed the ground
Kind of crappy that my crop has been whorled
I’ve got a crop that is whorled – look at that degradation
And they’re so precise striations – well designed
From above, they came down, evidence displayed on ground
I done got me one them crop’s what’s been whorled!
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