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Song Parodies -> "Grifter Post Scam"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Postman"

Original Performer:

Carpenters

Parody Song Title:

"Grifter Post Scam"

Parody Written by:

Ana Fana

The Lyrics

He's so deeply in it
Grifter post scam
Ways they can post-scam

Oh yeah
He's a bag man qualifications free
Sleaze sleaze grifter post scam
Just one more crook in a long line
Oh yeah
That got his job because he kisses hind

Unqualified in every way
Big donor with a lot to pay
Sleaze grifter post scam, crook is he
He's an abettor of rig-the-vote crime spree

He's been scammin' there
Takin', grifter post scam, orders to freeze
Public from voting by letter
'specially in certain vicinities

Grifter post scam
(Grifter post scam, crook is he)
Oh yeah
(A bag man in the election crime spree)
Sleaze, sleaze grifter post scam
(Tryin' to stretch out voting time)
Because
Voter suppression is on their mind

It is for days they would like to try
To keep votes from the counters' eyes
Voter suppressors flocking together
To control vote, they can't control weather

Grifter post scam
(Grifter post scam, crook is he)
Oh yeah
He's just a bag man and he licks with glee
Sleaze creep grifter post scam
Helps to give Ill Douché more time
To wreck our democracy, for a crime boss works he

Aims to delay the picking, stay the picking
Maim the picking , stain the picking
Grifter post scam
Stooge grifter post scam
Grifter post scam's crooked spree
He's a suppression abettor, a stooge water-fetcher
Grifter post bag man

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