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Song Parodies -> "Top of a Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Top of the World"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Carpenters

Parody Song Title:

"Top of a Girl"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Such a comin' feeling under me
There's a wonderful hot woman that I see
And the wand I apply
Tween the buns and the thighs
And I won't be surprised if soon I cream

Everything I want a girl to be
Is here humming, doing crazy things to me
And the reason is clear
It's because she drank beer
And now I'm enjoying something quite obscene

I'm right on top of a girl looking for new sensations
And the only consternation on my mind
Is that love isn't free, wonder what it's costing me
But for now I'm on the top of a girl

How I wish I could recall her name
Saying, "Miss" or else "Hey you" just sounds so lame
It's the booze we took in, that is making my head swim
But for now it's just the lust for her and me

There is only one wish on my brain
That when morning comes I'll be alone again
For when after the boff, and the alcohol wears off
I want her and my headache to disappear

I'm right on top of a girl looking for recreation
And the only explanation I can find
Is that love here today, usually quickly goes away
But for now I'm on the top of a girl

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 15

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Phil Alexander - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Now, how did *this* get past the censor? :-)
John Barry - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
5s, Rick. Do you mind if I use your title for a completely different take one this?
Rick D - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Of course not, John. Lots of that happens here, I just like it when people are aware of it.
Johnny D - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
"Such a feeling's comin' over me" ===> "Such a comin' feeling under me"

5's for that bit of genius alone, Highlander.
John Barry - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rick.
Claude Prez - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
"And the reason is clear/ It's because she drank beer" -- literally lol.
Paul Robinson - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Topped off your morning with a little cream, eh? Rich stuff...5's...
alvin rhodes - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
enchanting..5s
Dee Range - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
DNKOS, but 5's for the read alone. Very funny! 555
Bob Gomez - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
WAHAHAHAHA! Oh, man, did I need this one. Great stuff, Rick! d;:^)

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