No one but the girls
Ever had compunctions, negative, of
Us going to 'The Hurl'
Could there be a sport as beaut as this one?
All our lives
We'd been goin' to pubs
But tonight
Body pads we will see
Grab a wine, girls
Us guys will chug beer, 'cus

We got dwarf hurling here, brothers
Even dwarves hurling each other
Making each other fly
Hurling each other
With shouts they go flying by

Lowercase-ish heaves
Body slammin' Lilliputian they are
Most a-feared we are
One will drift off course into our be-er
Elfin-like
Insignificant dudes
Undersized
Then the girls said that we're
Narrow minded
Oh why should we see those

Teensy guys hurling each other
Miniscule vi'lence - it bothers
Maybe they'll go awry
Hurling each other
Knocked out in blink of an eye

One goes plop! - hurling each other
When they drop - hurling each other
Always a resupply
Breaking each other's parts
There go some others athwart

Don't call cops! - hurling each other
'Bout they flop! - hurling each other
Just missed my Shepherd's Pie!
Surely a tasteful art
Swear it's much better than darts...