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Song Parodies -> "Hurling Each Other"

Original Song Title:

"Hurting Each Other"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Carpenters

Parody Song Title:

"Hurling Each Other"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

A low-bitrate mp3 of the song can be found here.
No one but the girls
Ever had compunctions, negative, of
Us going to 'The Hurl'
Could there be a sport as beaut as this one?
All our lives
We'd been goin' to pubs
But tonight
Body pads we will see
Grab a wine, girls
Us guys will chug beer, 'cus

We got dwarf hurling here, brothers
Even dwarves hurling each other
Making each other fly
Hurling each other
With shouts they go flying by

Lowercase-ish heaves
Body slammin' Lilliputian they are
Most a-feared we are
One will drift off course into our be-er
Elfin-like
Insignificant dudes
Undersized
Then the girls said that we're
Narrow minded
Oh why should we see those

Teensy guys hurling each other
Miniscule vi'lence - it bothers
Maybe they'll go awry
Hurling each other
Knocked out in blink of an eye

One goes plop! - hurling each other
When they drop - hurling each other
Always a resupply
Breaking each other's parts
There go some others athwart

Don't call cops! - hurling each other
'Bout they flop! - hurling each other
Just missed my Shepherd's Pie!
Surely a tasteful art
Swear it's much better than darts...

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AFW - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
This one threw me...definitely, not short on edgy humor....5's
alvin rhodes - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
'bout time this became an official olympic sport...nice job...5s
Paul Robinson - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm picturing Richard Carpenter grabbing ahold of poor skinny, anorexic Karen and getting ready to toss her at the end of this song...yeah, it's kind of a sick thought. funny parody, though...5's ~ ~ ~
John Barry - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Throwin' some fives your way.
TJC - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
You'ze guys are giants of comedy! The funniest of the day for me!
Ann Hammond - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
I wouldn't toss you. I'm just an itsy bitsy teeny weenie four foot eight inch brown eyed sweety.
Peregrin - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
All the better to be tossed, Ann !!!
The Charsnstar - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Whoa... I'm dizzy... *Pukes all over the screen* 5-5-5
Stuart McArthur - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I'll tell ya what, if any dwarf suddenly landed in my shepherd's pie, there'd be hell to pay - and I'm tipping this one was written byyyyyyyyyyy.........Merry - loved the dwarf subs, guys - 555
Kristof Robertson - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Dwarf-hurling...my second favourite sport after Liz Hurley hurling,. Fun fun fun, hobbits! 555
Meriadoc - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone!

Stu, yes, believe it or not, the Shepherd's Pie line was allllll mine.
Ann Hammond - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
well in that case Peregrim I better get my helmet
mandamoo - September 21, 2006 - Report this comment
I had visions of people losing their lunch when I saw the title..! I remember this craze ! Excellent job !
wandlimb - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
That's really low.

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