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Song Parodies -> "Body Hair"

Original Song Title:

"Solitaire"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Carpenters

Parody Song Title:

"Body Hair"

Parody Written by:

Arwen

The Lyrics

True story...my closest friends have seen the pictures to prove it...
This past week-end
Met with a friend
Who lost his love
Due to his hair-i-ness

His heart she'd crush
Be-cause a brush
Could not have tamed
His wil-DER-er-er-ness

His body hair is causing him to frown
He begs "Please rip it out," tears falling down
'Cause far enough his arms just won't extend
I smile and I pretend...

That hairy backs don't cause my gut to churn
I'll be his friend, and a new skill set learn
I'd rather wrestle with a grizzly bear
Than yank his body hair

"Try to re-lax
Hot boi-ling wax
Will grip the hair
Pores are supplying"

I'd count to three
Then pull quickly
He couldn't stand
Pain had him crying

His body hair screams could be heard downtown
Did ev'rything I could to calm him down
And though he felt pain to the ninth degree
His back is now hair-free

Someday he'll be read-y to play the field
After the bloody patches have congealed
He'll wow the girls from here, there, everywhere
Without his body hair

My body waxing skills are now renown
Where smoothish skin resides, there I'll be found
I'll pull your mane out, too, if you don't care
To keep your body hair

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Wendy Christopher - December 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Top, top class job there, Arwen! On the parody, I mean. The wax job? Ummm.....well, I'm kind of busy this week.....ooooh look! Is that a tree? *vanishes*
Matthias - December 08, 2007 - Report this comment
"KELLY CLARKSON!!!!!!!" (Ahhhh.... Loved 40 Year Old Virgin, and I loved this parody!!!)
alvin - December 08, 2007 - Report this comment
hair raising
malcolm higgins - December 08, 2007 - Report this comment
and all this time I thought you were shaved...
John Barry - December 08, 2007 - Report this comment
When can I make an appointment?
John Jenkins - December 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Good stuff, Arwen, particularly the "grizzly bear" line.
Ashkicksass - January 04, 2008 - Report this comment
She even has pictures to prove it!

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