-> "Cop Of The World"
Original Song Title:
"Top Of The World" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Cop Of The World"
There has been Bush-bashin' parodees
That ain't simply not acceptable t' mee
Don't you know we's at war?
And what we's fighting for
Is the right to sacrifice our libertees
One ideal is clear upon mah mind:
Our devotion to our leaders must be blind!
And before I am dun
I will vote 1-1-1
To each trait'rous bit of dogg'rel that I find...
Cause I'm the cop of the world, and I will
Bash all creations I consider descrations to 'The Cause'!
And before I am through
I'll leave vile comments too!
When I'm pissed, I can be cop of the world...
'Nother things I jes' won't understand
Is the sight of two grown fellers holding hainds
I don't know whut that is
Guys and guys can't make kids!
Love jes ain't supposed to work from man-to-man...
Some these fellers itch to bond fer life
If you want to bond, son, get yerselfs a wife!
Cuz you two, cain't you see, cain't be 'married' like me
Why do YOU deserve this sufferin' an' strife?
See I'm the cop of the world, and I'll set
Down regulations so you weird 'no procreation' teams cain't hitch!
So be 'partners' okay, but hey, 'married?" hell, no WAY!
Can't allow that -- I'm the cop of the world...
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