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Song Parodies -> "Mayonnaise On Sundaes"

Original Song Title:

"Rainy Days And Mondays"

Original Performer:

The Carpenters

Parody Song Title:

"Mayonnaise On Sundaes"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

thinking to myself, want something cold
ice cream would seem to fit
with some fudge and nuts on it
waiter comes 'round
served with a big white mound
mayonnaise on sundaes always gets me down

what i've got does nothing to enthuse
nothing could be more wrong
salad dressing don't belong
choking it down
waiter must be a clown
mayonnaise on sundaes always gets me down

runny, and its seems so oily
what am i to do ?
its vile, i really bugs me
crummy on ice cream
but, hell, i guess that it will do
although the combo just disgusts me

tastes like nothing i have ate before
no use to toss it out
i just bite my lip and pout
swirl it around
see if i can gag it down
mayonnaise on sundaes always gets me down

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Peregrin - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked it Alvin, the parody, not the idea!
Stuart McArthur - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
don't you put mayonnaise on fries over there? or ketchup? if either, mayonnaise on sundaes wouldn't surprise me - 555
Airfarcewon - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Crazy, silly!...I like crazy silly...good one!
Johnny D - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Great parody, disgusting dessert.
alvin rhodes - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks all....mayonaise really disturbs some people, i've noticed
Meriadoc - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Hate mayonnaise. Love the parody.
Guy - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Stuart - You have us confused with the Germans. They put Mayo on their Pomme Fritz. (French Fries). Ewww gag me with a spoon.

Alvin - It's no wonder Karen had an eating disorder.
Paul Robinson - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
alvin - I just got back from my trip up North. Drove down from Sunnyvale today (just North of San Jose). I thought I was hungry when I got home, then I read this parody and I suddenly don't want anything to eat. Thanks! I'm trying to keep my weight down. 5's...
alvin rhodes - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks all....and i didn't eat for a while after WRITING it, paul...
Kristof Robertson - November 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Really, oughta start frequenting better restaurants. Nice job, 555
Mass Appeal - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm not sure why you chose to denigrate a perfectly lovely dessert -- after all, if one wishes to clog one's arteries, combining mayonnaise and sundaes is the perfect way to do so. Don't judge it unless you've tried it. - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Love it, Alvin. (The parody, that is.) And Stuart: Here in Utah we put mayo on fries. We just mix it with ketchup first and call it "fry sauce."
Stuart McArthur - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm trying to visualise it, and it's coming out as seafood cocktail sauce circa 1976
Robin Minkler - September 28, 2011 - Report this comment
You're wonderful, and so is your poecide!
Porfle Popnecker - September 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Great Carpenters parody. I think a dash of horseradish might help that sundae.
Slop It Up - September 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Nice parody. Ever see this skit from the "Electric Company" where the diner head chef says, "DON'T put ketchup on corn flakes..., DON'T put batter in the stew. DO andI'll batter you. DON'T put pizza on a bun. DO and you'll be on the run..."? Then the waitress says she WON'T do these thing's.(Teaching you about contractions). Still, mayo on sundaes? Yecchh. However, one time I was eating an open-face roast beef platter in a London, Ontario restaurant. The waitress asked me if I'd like some gravy on my fries. I tried it, not too bad. That's how Canadians like their French fries. Also, in a college Computer Science class (on a Monday) it was raining outside and our prof (from India) told us about how "rainy day Mondays always get me down" : )
Porfle Popnecker - September 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Before our Dairy Queen burned down (a small Texas town without a Dairy Queen?) one of the joys of eating there was getting a Country Basket and dipping our fries in the gravy.
Slop It Up - September 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Fries and gravy at a Texas Dairy Queen? I never heard of that. That's a common custom in Canada. A&W restaurants are much more common in the Great White North - they pour gravy on fries and of course they have that famous root beer we all know and love! : )

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