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Song Parodies -> "Pester Me Once More"

Original Song Title:

"Yesterday Once More"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Carpenters

Parody Song Title:

"Pester Me Once More"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Okay, I never had anyone try to sell a boob job over the phone - but 'pert mammaries' sounded funny, so...
Again it's rung - I'm missin' all my TV show
Statin' that my health plan's wrong
When they paused I'd said so long -
They had redial

Please change to MCI and then your bill will slow
Upgrade PC to Athlon
Insincere but then
They act like your best friend
And my dinner's shot to hell!

Lemme give you a deal, lemme sell it to you - the Times
Ev'ry ring-a-ling-a-ling
Pain translated thru my phone line

Know that deep in my heart
I dislike telemart
I can really pray they'll go to hell for sure
Just pester me once more

"Coupon books like ours are such an awesome buy
And the bargains you can't pass"
To those marketers I say "please kiss my a__"
Warm up credit card so I can give to them
All it's numbers and it's words

Polka jamborees
Packed into twelve CD's
It will take me years to pay

Ev'ry blah-blah-blah-blah it sends shivers right down my spine
Ev'ry ring-a-ling-a-ling
Finds me being harassed by swine....

I'll have pert mammaries
Take a trip overseas
If I'd just commit to buy - can't take no more
They've pestered me once more

Ev'ry car I polish with their product - see how it shines
Vase is Ming-a-ling-a-ling
It is objet d'art so fine

Ev'ry blah-blah-blah-blah it sends shivers right down my spine
Ev'ry ring-a-ling-a-ling
Finds me being harassed by swine....

(repeat and fade)

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Tim Hall - September 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Cant stand those telemarketing calls Can't stand Can't stand them at all Excellent
Claude Prez - September 15, 2003 - Report this comment
A little trouble following the pacing, but that was probably me--"Every blah-blah-blah-blah...vase is Ming-a-ling-a-ling" both made me laugh. Great job.
Billy Florio - September 15, 2003 - Report this comment
hehehe
Wild Man - September 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice work Mer & Pip! You struck a nerve! LOL ..... But If I see that
=> One Heart by Celine Dion GOOGLE ad again, I'm logging off ! Everyone give that one a few clicks .......make it go away !
mandamoo - September 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Polka jamborees..........that gave me a chuckle ! Well done ! : )

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