Song Parodies -> Chestnuts Cannot be Digested by Dogs
| Original Song Title: | "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire" |
| Original Performer: | The Carpenters |
| Parody Song Title: | "Chestnuts Cannot be Digested by Dogs" |
| Parody Written by: | moscowman |
I use to have a dog named Max, who is a chestnut colored dog. I always feed him chestnuts every fall, but it's hard to digest.
Chestnuts cannot be digested by dogs
Because it's still whole when he poos
You need to grind into mini-size chunks
And you can feed it to your dog
Everybody saw the feces with undigested nuts
And it's so funny to eat that again
Tiny nuts can be easy to be digest
Will find some food for the dogs
They know that your dog likes those nuts
He's loaded lots of toys and goodies for your dog.
And every veterinarian is going to spy,
To see if a your dog know how to chew
And so I'm offering this simple place,
For kids to take to I-94,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
A very Merry Christmas to you.
Because it's still whole when he poos
You need to grind into mini-size chunks
And you can feed it to your dog
Everybody saw the feces with undigested nuts
And it's so funny to eat that again
Tiny nuts can be easy to be digest
Will find some food for the dogs
They know that your dog likes those nuts
He's loaded lots of toys and goodies for your dog.
And every veterinarian is going to spy,
To see if a your dog know how to chew
And so I'm offering this simple place,
For kids to take to I-94,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
A very Merry Christmas to you.
This is still a Christmas song.
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Chest nuts Roast ing on an o pen fire Chest nuts can not be di ges ted by dogs. You'll note that you put one two many syllables. Usually it's not an unforgiveable sin, but when it's in the title of the song, and therefore repeated endlessly, it's hard to give it a good score. Also, it wasn't really that funny.
and by two I meant too. I just woke up. Grr, I hate typos.
It's "The Christmas Song," it's by Mel Torme, and the best-known version is by Nat King Cole. The Carpenters? The Wall of Mush? (I didn't make that up.) What the hell, it's Monday, and I'm already down without it being a rainy day.
Hey, moscowman, if you're still around, you should parody Moskau.
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