I call it the devils potpourri
There is vomit on most everything I see
Some kid's really let fly
Got their puke in my eye
There's so much to clean up that I could scream

It was really quite a sight to see
And I've got such a big job ahead of me
And my duty is clear
Make it all disappear
It's the biggest mess that I have ever seen

I've got to mop up some hurl, pick up regurgitation
And the need for sanitation here is high
There's some slop on the floor, over there I see some more
And my job is to mop up the hurl

Someone said the tuna was to blame
Now I'm flushin' lots of vomit down the drain
When kids heave up Swiss cheese and bunches of green peas
There's a queasy sense of nauseousness for me

There is only one wish on my mind
That to this job someone else would be assigned
But for now as you see I'll mop up gastric debris
And I hope this won't become my career

I've got to mop up some hurl, pick up regurgitation
And the need for sanitation here is high
There's some slop on the floor, over there I see some more
And my job is to mop up the hurl