Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "We Worked on You"

Original Song Title:

"Close to You"

Original Performer:

The Carpenters

Parody Song Title:

"We Worked on You"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan Spurlock

The Lyrics

Another tribute to a first-class doctor of chiropractic and his staff! They have done me a world of good. This parody is not to make fun of anything they do, rather, just to present the lighter side of chiropractic.
When some pains in your back appear
You have no need to fear
Just call me,
The Doctor, see,
will work on you.

When you down, on the table, lie
A few things I’ll apply
For, you see,
They’re what I need
To work on you.

When one day you did arrive we asked you to come early,
And requested you complete your history.
So then we saw you sitting down,
And filling out the papers rapidly

That is why, we know what to do
Every time we see you.
Come back with me,
To this room you see
We’ll work on you.

Every time that you arrive, we’ll try to make it better
Starting with a little “kneading” time.
Then we’ll quickly check on how you feel;
And truly hope you’re feeling mighty fine!

Then the doc, he will check your spine,
Making sure, it’s aligned!
It’s your dream.
Be pain free.
We worked on you.

That’s our dream
You’re pain free
We worked on you.

Aah, we worked on you
Aah, worked on you
Aah, worked on you
Aah, worked on you

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 1
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 1
 
 4   1
 0
 0
 
 5   4
 4
 4
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

2Eagle - March 25, 2019 - Report this comment
Good use of this melody with that topic.
Theme Songs- for Hitchkock's "The Birds" - March 26, 2019 - Report this comment
Why did birds .. suddenly appear …. 'Bout the time .. you got here …. Just like me, they longed to be …. Close to you
Jonathan Spurlock - March 29, 2019 - Report this comment
Nice comment. . . .I think?!. . . . have to admit, I was wingin' it in some places!

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/thecarpenters63.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 348