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Song Parodies -> "I Won't Last A Day Without Dew"

Original Song Title:

"I Won't Last A Day Without You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Carpenters

Parody Song Title:

"I Won't Last A Day Without Dew"

Parody Written by:

David Jensen

The Lyrics

I won't last a day without Dew

Day after day
I must face a bunch of colas
That will not last long
And isn't strong
It's nice to know
That there's one brand I can turn to
That will quench my thirst
It is my first

When there's no getting over this deep thirst
When the coldest of drinks will not do
I can pass all the colas the world has to give
But I won't last a day without Dew

So many times
When the city seems to be without
A friendly drink
My heart just sinks
It's nice to know
That you'll be there if I need you
And you make me smile
It's all worth while

When there's no getting over this deep thirst
When the coldest of drinks will not do
I can pass all the colas the world has to give
But I won't last a day without Dew

Refresh me with a touch of lemon
Thirst just seems to up and disappear
You touch me with refreshing flavor
I can't really lose when you're here
(When you're here my love)

Since all the drinks
Have not kept up all their promises
They're not my kind
Good's hard to find
One sip of you
And I know that I can learn to live
Without the rest
I've found the best

When there's no getting over this deep thirst
When the coldest of drinks will not do
I can pass all the colas the world has to give
But I won't last a day without Dew

When there's no getting over this deep thirst
When the coldest of drinks will not do
I can pass all the colas the world has to give
But I won't last a day without Dew

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Tim Hall - September 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Are you sure its not the caffeine?

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