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Song Names -> Remove a Letter From a Song Title -> W, Page 7
Take one letter out of a song title to change it's meaning. The removal of the letter should still form a word, and the title should be humorous as a result.
For example: Steve Winwood's "Split Decision" would become "Spit Decision"
Thanks to Philip Eno for the inspiration on this one!
Entries Beginning with W, Page 7
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"The Whistle," Jethro Tull originally "The Whistler"
Candy Welty
"White Bikini Sad," Throwing Muses originally "White Biklini Sand"
Especially if you poop in it as I once did (LMAO)
Monica Harpootlian
"White Evil," Alexisonfire originally "White Devil"
Norma Lehigh
"White Hose," Taylor Swift originally "White Horse"
Regina Haniger
"The White Hose Burned (The War Of 1812)," Three Dead Trolls In A Baggie originally "The White House Burned (The War Of 1812)"
Adrienne Ramseur
"White Hoses," Vanessa Carlton originally "White Houses"
Peter
"White Kite Faun," K's Choice originally "White Kite Fauna"
Faun = mythological part man, part goat figure
Edyth Bowen
"White Kit Fauna," K's Choice originally "White Kite Fauna"
Edyth Bowen
"White Lighting," George Jones originally "White Lightning"
Probably the most common kind of lighting.
H. Tim Smith
"White Lie Casanova," Brooks & Dunn originally "White Line Casanova"
Honey, those pants don't make your butt look fat
Janice Ferrell
"White Line Ever," Asking Alexandria originally "White Line Fever"
Angelica Monaghan
"White Lie Fever," Bertie Higgins originally "White Line Fever"
Regina Olsen
"White Lies," Grandmaster Flash originally "White Lines"
Karen Smith
"White Nose," The Living End originally "White Noise"
Meredith Harshaw
"White Nose Maker," Frank Black originally "White Noise Maker"
Ashley Nicole Hendershot-Wetherington
"White Punks On Doe," The Tubes originally "White Punks On Dope"
Cassandra Lund
"White Puns On Dope," The Tubes originally "White Punks On Dope"
Cassandra Lund
"White Rabbi," Jefferson Airplane originally "White Rabbit"
Brenda Kohn
"White Rot," The Clash originally "White Riot"
No Name Given
"A White Sport Cat," Marty Robbins originally "A White Sport Coat"
Sport cat? Uuuummmmm....
Marilyn Westbury
"A White Port Coat," Marty Robbins originally "A White Sport Coat"
White port's a kind of wine (Why so name a coat?)
Arlene Titshaw
"A White Spot Coat," Marty Robbins originally "A White Sport Coat"
Except for that white spot, it's another color.
Alanis More Upset
"A Whiter Shade Of Ale," Procol Harum originally "A Whiter Shade Of Pale"
frauenhorseface
"A Whiter Shade Of Pal," Procol Harum originally "A Whiter Shade Of Pale"
Wendy Torrance
"Who Can I Be Now?," Men At Work originally "Who Can It Be Now?"
I think I'll just be myself! Makes things easier.
Serafina
"Who Can Ail," Winona Oak originally "Who Can Sail"
Faith Spencer
"Who Found Ho," Jellybean originally "Who Found Who"
Wendy Torrance
"Who New," Pink originally "Who Knew"
Natasha
"Who Knows Where The Tim Goes?," Fairport Convention originally "Who Knows Where The Time Goes?"
Alyssa Jayne
"Who Knows Where The Tie Goes?," Fairport Convention originally "Who Knows Where The Time Goes?"
Around the neck?
Alyssa Jayne
"Ho Let The Dogs Out," Baha Men originally "Who Let The Dogs Out"
Gail McFarland
"Who Needs A Gat?," Nana Grizol originally "Who Needs A Gate?"
Gat = type of Korean hat OR slang for gun
Naomi Swanson
"Ho Needs Sleep," Barenaked Ladies originally "Who Needs Sleep"
Ava Rice
"Who Needs The Pace Corps?," Mothers Of Invention originally "Who Needs The Peace Corps?"
Karen Smith
"Who Needs The Peace Cops?," The Mothers Of Invention originally "Who Needs The Peace Corps?"
Thessaly Danes
"Who Painted The Moo Black?," Hayley Westenra originally "Who Painted The Moon Black?"
How now black cow?
Dana Thompkins
"Who Put The Bop," Barry Mann originally "Who Put The Bomp"
Doug Pitts
"Ho Shot Sam," George Jones originally "Who Shot Sam"
Now a statement of fact, that Don Ho shot Sam. (?)
Peter
"Who Taught You How To Live Like Hat," Sloan originally "Who Taught You How To Live Like That"
Heather Brockwell
"Who Taught You How To Lie Like That," Sloan originally "Who Taught You How To Live Like That"
For some people it comes naturally.
Gary
"Who Taught You How To Lie Like That," Sloane originally "Who Taught You How To Live Like That"
Peter
"Who Was In My ROM Last Night?," Butthole Surfers originally "Who Was In My Room Last Night?"
He rummaged through your PC, too? Bummer.
Jonaphantom
"Who Was I?," Gilbert O'Sullivan originally "Who Was It?"
Shelley Potts
"Who Wears These Hoes?," Elton John originally "Who Wears These Shoes?"
Alyssa Jayne
"Ho Will Answer," Ed Ames originally "Who Will Answer"
Adrienne Schnell
"Ho Will Be There," Ziggy Marley originally "Who Will Be There"
Deirdre Collins
"Who Will Be Here," Ziggy Marley originally "Who Will Be There"
Deirdre Collins
"Ho Wouldn't Love You?," Kay Kyser originally "Who Wouldn't Love You?"
Wendy Torrance
"Who'll Top The Rain?," Creedence Clearwater Revival originally "Who'll Stop The Rain?"
Candy Welty
"Ho's Behind The Door," Zebra originally "Who's Behind The Door"
Heidi Sharpe
"Who's Heatin' Who," Charly McClain originally "Who's Cheatin' Who"
Carlito Syrichta
"Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Hoses," U2 originally "Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses "
Peter
"Who's Gonna Shoe Your Petty Little Feet?," The Everly Brothers originally "Who's Gonna Shoe Your Pretty Little Feet?"
Bethany
"Who's Gonna Take The Lame," Smokey Robinson & The Miracles originally "Who's Gonna Take The Blame"
Josh
"Who's Got A Math?," Biffy Clyro originally "Who's Got A Match?"
Ruby Gillespie
"Who's Got A Mach?," Biffy Clyro originally "Who's Got A Match?"
To start that operating system of course.
Peter
"Ho's Holding Donna Now," DeBarge originally "Who's Holding Donna Now"
Angelina Laide
"Who's In The Strawberry Patch With Ally?," Tony Orlando & Dawn originally "Who's In The Strawberry Patch With Sally?"
Regina Olsen
"Who's In The Strawberry Path With Sally?," Tony Orlando and Dawn originally "Who's In The Strawberry Patch With Sally?"
Jill Conrad
"Ho's Johnny?," El DeBarge originally "Who's Johnny?"
Louisa Ferncliff
"Who's That Gil," Madonna originally "Who's That Girl"
Pam Tabor
"Whole Gain," Atomic Kitten originally "Whole Again"
Renee Sutton
"Whole Lie Crisis," Abney Park originally "Whole Life Crisis"
Karen Smith
"Hole Life Crisis," Abney Park originally "Whole Life Crisis"
Same sound, different meaning.
Karen Smith
"Hole Lot Of People," Rory Gallagher originally "Whole Lot Of People"
Whatever a hole lot would be...
Karen Smith
"Hole Of The Moon," Waterboys originally "Whole Of The Moon"
Wendy Torrance
"The Hole Town's Laughing At Me," Teddy Pendergrass originally "The Whole Town's Laughing At Me"
Same pronunciation, different meaning
Wendy Torrance
"The Whole Ton's Laughing At Me," Teddy Pendergrass originally "The Whole Town's Laughing At Me"
A "ton of people" are laughing at me!
Wendy Torrance
"The Hole World Is A Stage," Fantastic Four originally "The Whole World Is A Stage"
Candy Welty
"The Whole Wold Is A Stage," Fantastic Four originally "The Whole World Is A Stage"
Wold = a chalky hill
Carolyn Morgenstern
"The Whole Word Is A Stage," Fantastic Four originally "The Whole World Is A Stage"
Candy Welty
"The Whole Word Is A Stage," Fantastic Four originally "The Whole World Is A Stage"
Carolyn Morgenstern
"The Whole World Is A Stag," Fantastic Four originally "The Whole World Is A Stage"
Candy Welty
"The Whole World Is A Sage," Fantastic Four originally "The Whole World Is A Stage"
Candy Welty
"The Whole Word's Gonna Know," Mr. Big originally "The Whole World's Gonna Know"
Priscilla Gadsden
"The Whole Wold's Gonna Know," Mr. Big originally "The Whole World's Gonna Know"
Wold = chalk hill, like in a part of England
Priscilla Gadsden
"The Hole World's Gonna Know," Mr. Big originally "The Whole World's Gonna Know"
Priscilla Gadsden
"Whoot! Here It Is," 95 South originally "Whoot! There It Is"
Sarah Tonin
"Hoot! There It Is," 95 South originally "Whoot! There It Is"
The owl's version of the song?
Sarah Tonin
"Whose Bed Have Your Bots Been Under?," Shania Twain originally "Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?"
Really don't like when people leave robots there.
Peter
"Whose Bed Have Our Boots Been Under?," Shania Twain originally "Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?"
Peter
"Whose Ed Have Your Boots Been Under?," Shania Twain originally "Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?"
Could be more than one Ed?
Peter
"Why Are We Seeping," Soft Machine originally "Why Are We Sleeping"
Yvette Bristle
"Why Other?," Weezer originally "Why Bother?"
Peter
"Why Can't His Be Love," Van Halen originally "Why Can't This Be Love"
that is, why can't his love be love?
Julia Farda
"Why Can't We Be Fiends?," War originally "Why Can't We Be Friends?"
jonny
"Why Can't We Lie Together," Timothy Thomas originally "Why Can't We Live Together"
Because we're not part of the Bush administration
Peter
"Why Can We Live Together," Timothy Thomas originally "Why Can't We Live Together"
Peter
"Why Do Kids Row Up," Randy & The Rainbows originally "Why Do Kids Grow Up"
Candy Welty
"Why Does My Heat Feel So Bad?," Moby originally "Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?"
You must have a fever.
Karen Smith
"Why Not No," Matt Monro originally "Why Not Now"
Candy Welty
"Why No Now," Matt Monro originally "Why Not Now"
Candy Welty
"Why No Tonight," Jimmy Hughes originally "Why Not Tonight"
Candy Welty
"Why You Wanna Tip On Me?," Michael Jackson originally "Why You Wanna Trip On Me?"
Peter
"Why You Wanna Rip On Me?," Michael Jackson originally "Why You Wanna Trip On Me?"
Peter
"Wicked Rub," Danny Zella And The Zell Rocks originally "Wicked Ruby"
Sheila Evans
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