Song Parodies ->Authors -> Aaron Dodson
I have been writing parodies for several months as of Dec. 2003. I am 12x-4+2(2) years old (That simplifies to 12) and have my own "band" called Gonfunko. (There's a long story to that). I always enjoyed satire, which extends into other fields - BarfAir, Vizax (a prescription drug that relieves you of your money)... You get the idea. I enjoy parodies best, however. I can't stand any music written after 1990 (aside from Weird Al), and try to reflect this in my songs. Otherwise, though, my songs carry no real message that is of any value to humanity aside from where yellow snow comes from, what lawyers are, etc. So, lighten up, enjoy some of these songs (please!) and remember - ANYTHING can be funny!
Song Parodies -> Recordings 
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| Parody Title | Original Song | Original Performer | Submitted |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Law Firm Of James LaDoya | Hotel California | The Eagles | 2003-11-17 |
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| I Know It's Only Hip-Hop Rap and Soul | I Know It's Only Rock n' Roll | Rolling Stones | No Votes | 82 | |||
| Hit Me With Your Worst Shot | Hit Me With Your Best Shot | Pat Benatar | No Votes | 81 | |||
| Brainiac | Maniac | Flashdance | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 90 | |
| Detention For Nothing | Money For Nothing | Dire Straits | 3.5 | 3.0 | 3.5 | 85 | |
| This Song Gets Stuck In Your Head All Day | YMCA | Village People | 2.9 | 3.3 | 3.1 | 122 | |
| Who Let The Frogs Out | Who Let The Dogs Out | Baja Men | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 674 | |
| A Stupid Song | Skater Boy | Avril Lavigne | 3.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 82 | |
| Amazing Gas | Amazing Grace | John Newton | 3.7 | 2.8 | 3.0 | 145 | |
| Vicious Snake (The Pit Viper Song) | Escape (The Pina Colada Song) | Rupert Holmes | No Votes | 98 | |||
| Instant Messages | Time Passages | Al Stewart | No Votes | 81 | |||
| I Got Pied In A Brawl Tonight | I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight | Co-Ro | No Votes | 126 | |||
| The Wreck Of The 2000 Election | The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 82 | |
| I Hate This Throbbing Migraine | Rock You Like A Hurricane | Scorpions | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 83 | |
| Telemarketers and the FTC | R-E-S-P-E-C-T | Aretha Franklin | 3.0 | 3.5 | 3.0 | 78 | |
| FAA Guy | American Pie | Don McLean | 3.0 | 5.0 | 4.0 | 79 | |
| New 20s | Money | Pink Floyd | No Votes | 69 | |||
| The Law Firm Of James LaDoya (Enough Lawsuit Money For Ya') | Hotel California | The Eagles | 3.0 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 90 | |
| You Never Will Subpoena Me (The Corporate Fraud Song) | (You'll Never Make A) Saint Of Me | The Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 68 | |
| Make The Incision | Double Vision | Foreigner | 3.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 62 | |
| Don't Get Queasy (The Cafeteria Food Song) | Take It Easy | The Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 86 | |
| Cola (Don't Shake Those Machines!) | Lola | The Kinks | 3.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 81 | |
| My Front Lawn | Stacy's Mom | Fountains of Wayne | 4.0 | 5.0 | 4.0 | 103 | |
| Shopping Mall | All Star | Smash Mouth | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 81 | |
| Swervin' In Your Way | Surfin' U.S.A. | The Beach Boys | No Votes | 64 | |||
| One Week (Since the dentist drilled me) | One Week | Barenaked Ladies | 3.0 | 5.0 | 4.0 | 216 | |
| Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! | Let it Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! | Bing Crosby | 3.6 | 4.1 | 3.9 | 557 | |
| Cockroach's Paradise | Gangstas Paradise | Coolio | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 188 | |
| Banana Split (The Dairy Queen Song) | Get Over It | The Eagles | 4.0 | 4.5 | 3.5 | 375 | |
| Takin' Care Of Bidness (The eBay Song) | Takin' Care Of Business | Bachman Turner Overdrive | No Votes | 526 | |||
| Two Rovers - An Ode To NASA | Two Princes | Spin Doctors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 70 | |
| Obese Jack | Happy Jack | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 84 | |
| The Redneck Ballad | All I Can Do Is Write About It | Lynyrd Skynyrd | 3.5 | 3.5 | 4.5 | 71 | |
| No! Not Yeah AGAIN! | Yeah | Usher, Lil' Jon, Ludacris | 3.9 | 4.5 | 4.2 | 83 | |
| Umpteenth School Bus Breakdown | 19th Nervous Breakdown | The Rolling Stones | 4.6 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 109 | |
| MyDoom | White Room | Cream | 3.9 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 62 | |
| Evacuation - The Hurricane Song | Elevation | U2 | 4.0 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 397 | |
| My Network Is Broken | Everything Is Broken | Kenny Wayne Sheperd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 71 | |
| Bush | Hush | Deep Purple | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 78 | |
| The Girl That I Met Online | I Heard It Through The Grapevine | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 79 | |
| Shortcut To Heaven | Stairway To Heaven | Led Zeppelin | 3.7 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 306 | |
| Clean My Plaque | Paint It Black | The Rolling Stones | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 71 | |
| Yellow Haze - The Unclean Pool Song | Purple Haze | Jimi Hendrix | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 72 | |
| I'm A Geek | I'm A Man | The Spencer Davis Group | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 63 | |
| Mr. Terminex Man | Mr. Tambourine Man | Bob Dylan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 79 | |
| (Snitchin' Songs) Off Of LimeWire | Light My Fire | The Doors | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 119 | |
| Atmospheric Travelin' Bone Reds | Subterranean Homesick Blues | Bob Dylan | 2.5 | 2.2 | 2.2 | 75 | |
| Ugly Pimpled Freak | Up On Cripple Creek | The Band | 3.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 94 | |
| (Getting Seasick On) The Ocean | The Ocean | Led Zeppelin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 72 | |
| Hillbilly Twist | Wilbury Twist | The Traveling Wilburys | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 198 | |
| Spendin' My Cash (Buyin' Gas) | Jumpin' Jack Flash | The Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 76 | |
| Some Kind of Uglyful | Some Kind of Wonderful | Grand Funk Railroad | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 73 | |
| Double Dippin' | Double Vision | Foreigner | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 103 | |
| Big 'Ol Soft Recliner | Jet Airliner | Steve Miller Band | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 103 | |
| Cite Your Sources | Wild Horses | The Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 83 | |
| Always Buffering | Always Suffering | The Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 71 | |
| Fridge Is Gettin' Moldy | Houses of the Holy | Led Zeppelin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 94 | |
| Lookin' Up My Backdoor | Lookin' Out My Backdoor | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 149 | |
| Big Mouth Billy Bass | Maggie May | Rod Stewart | No Votes | 256 | |||
| Salmonella | Peanut Butter | Billy Vera and the Beaters | No Votes | 88 | |||
| Fresh Boogers | Brown Sugar | The Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 111 | |
| Can't Canoe | Bobbie Sue | The Oak Ridge Boys | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 89 | |
| Call Me Diseased | Call Me The Breeze | Lynyrd Skynyrd | 4.7 | 5.0 | 4.7 | 119 | |
| Remote Control | Old Time Rock 'n Roll | Bob Seger | 4.8 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 145 | |
| Do The Dishes | Superstition | Stevie Wonder | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 110 | |
| MySpace | Gunface | The Rolling Stones | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 112 | |
| Good Rhymes, Bad Rhymes | Good Times, Bad Times | Led Zeppelin | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 162 | |
| Wikipedia | Margaritaville | Jimmy Buffet | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 199 | |
| Procrastination | No Expectations | The Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 89 | |
| Net Translator | Operator | Jim Croce | 3.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 111 | |
| Bridge Under Muddy Water | Bridge Over Troubled Water | Simon & Garfunkel | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 131 | |
| Tuna Cottage Cheese Surprise | Sister Golden Hair | America | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 127 | |
| Fungal Love | Jungle Love | Steve Miller Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 88 | |
| Red Eyed Love | Radar Love | Golden Earring | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 180 | |
| A Card | It's Hard | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 79 | |
| Lump | Jump | Van Halen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 98 | |
| Dark Back Alley | Lay Down Sally | Eric Clapton | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 80 | |
| Pop This Tart | Wreck This Heart | Bob Seger | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 81 | |
