Song Parodies -> Yellow Haze - The Unclean Pool Song
| Original Song Title: | "Purple Haze" |
| Original Performer: | Jimi Hendrix |
| Parody Song Title: | "Yellow Haze - The Unclean Pool Song" |
| Parody Written by: | Aaron Dodson |
Have you ever seen a pool so murky you can't see the bottom? Unfortunately, I have - hence this song.PTDs = Pool Transmitted Diseases
Yellow haze all in the pool
A result of urine and stool
Smellin' funny, full of e. coli
Chlorine...has now gone awry
Yellow haze...somewhat brown
Haz-mat team is comin' down
For some reason, I worry
About catchin' some new PTDs!
Smelly,
Smelly
Oh, no, no
Uggh, eww
Uggh, eww
Uggh, eww
Uggh, eww, yeah!
Yellow haze drawin' flies
A truly disgusting sight
The health inspectors....will not mind
"Cause now, they're workin' overtime!
(Begin to fade, mumble the remainder)
Eww
Smelly
Ahh, yeah, yeah, yellow haze,
Oh, no, oh
Oh, disgusting,
Yellow haze
Please don't take a piss
Yellow haze
A result of urine and stool
Smellin' funny, full of e. coli
Chlorine...has now gone awry
Yellow haze...somewhat brown
Haz-mat team is comin' down
For some reason, I worry
About catchin' some new PTDs!
Smelly,
Smelly
Oh, no, no
Uggh, eww
Uggh, eww
Uggh, eww
Uggh, eww, yeah!
Yellow haze drawin' flies
A truly disgusting sight
The health inspectors....will not mind
"Cause now, they're workin' overtime!
(Begin to fade, mumble the remainder)
Eww
Smelly
Ahh, yeah, yeah, yellow haze,
Oh, no, oh
Oh, disgusting,
Yellow haze
Please don't take a piss
Yellow haze
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Exactly why I do not swim in public pools.
555. Yeah, hows that saying go? Something along the lines of " I don't swim in your toilet, so please don't piss in my pool " ( there are many variations ).
Yeah I hate it when people p in the ool. LOL. but that's a good parody
This song is an embarrassment to my original Puple Haze. When I wrote Purple Haze I had no idea it would be parodied in such a strange way except for maybe by Weird Al, who I gave the rights to. Jimi
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