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Song Parodies -> "No! Not Yeah AGAIN!"

Original Song Title:

"Yeah"

Original Performer:

Usher, Lil' Jon, Ludacris

Parody Song Title:

"No! Not Yeah AGAIN!"

Parody Written by:

Aaron Dodson

The Lyrics

First of all, let me start off by saying that I hate rap and cannot stand Yeah in paticular. If you like Yeah, leave now. You have been warned.
Shut up, Turn that down
No! (noooo!!) okay! (aaahhhhh!!)
Torture, torture, torture, torture
Brain gone!
no, no, no, no, no, no, no
no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Relaxing at home wondering how long until Yeah will die
It is so kooky (so kooky)
What on earth is that song's appeal? (hey!! hey!!)
At the doctor's office he was checking up on me
Then the radio blasted this song right into my ear
So loud it nearly killed me (killed me)
I can't stand the beat (okay!!)Popular with the bevy! (hey!)
I hope a fuse in that boombox blows! (watch out!!)
Oh! (watch out!!) With my ears plugged I must flee (I must flee)
Would you please turn the volume down low
I said Oh please god no
When I told her (I'll go!!) I said

(No!) no-no
That song's attacking me killing me
(No!) no-no
It just won't stop, now my ears are bloody
(No!) no-no
I'd rather be in Abu-Ghraib and have them interrogating me
(No!) no-no
Next thing I knew, I was having a seizure screaming

(No!!) no no (no!) no no-no!
(No!!) no no (no!) no no-no!

It's all stuck in my head now
And it'll stay there all through the night
All these rappers screamin' like deranged banshees
It's main' me peeved (makin' me peeeeeved) (let's go!!)
I gotta turn it off, don't ask me how
If the volume goes from 1 to 10, they got it cranked up to 20
It's reached an intolerable degree (hey!!)
Cause I don't know - if a rusty nail can scratch
That dang Usher CD
But what I do know - is that a nuclear bomb can smash
The music store into history
This song simply blows
And also it's kinda hard to parody
So I destroyed the boombox with a lance, and I'm like
I ain't payin' diddly! (oh no!!)
And I say.

(No!) no-no
That song's attacking me killing me
(No!) no-no
It just won't stop, now my ears are bloody
(No!) no-no
I'd rather be in Abu-Ghraib and have them interrogating me
(No!) no-no
Next thing I knew, I was having a seizure screaming

(No!!) no no (no!) no no - no!
(No!!) no no (no!) (Hey hey heyyyy!!!! Luda!!!)
no no - no!

This song is re-di-culous
And don't forget that it's extraneous
I gotta plug my ears with a paper towel
It sounds like this is sung by William Hung and Mao
And forget about your brain, it done corrupt the youth
This song is a disgrace to its R&B roots!
What the lyrics mean, nobody knows
Not even the rappers who were cashiers at Lowe's
Listen to this enough, it'll take its toll
Pretty soon we'll need the cops for riot control (oww!!)
Why is this song allowed?
Everything I've said up to this point, I hereby avow
Usher stinks, and sings about sleeze
The FCC is the one to please
So I ask you once more, how long 'til this song's dead?
I'm gonna block MTV so Idon't go brain dead I say.

(No!) no-no
That song's attacking me killing me
(No!) no-no
It just won't stop, now my ears are bloody
(No!) no-no
I'd rather be in Abu-Ghraib and have them interrogating me
(No!) no-no
Next thing I knew, I was having a seizure screaming

(Yeah!!) yeah yeah (yeah!) yeah yeah - yeah!
(Yeah!!) yeah yeah (yeah!) yeah yeah - yeah!


Don't do play that or rewind it back
If I hear this song again I'm gonna smack you like (smack)
Don't do play that or rewind it back
If I hear this song again I'm gonna smack you like (smack)
Don't do play that or rewind it back
If I hear this song again I'm gonna smack you like (smack)
Don't do play that or rewind it back
If I hear this song again I'm gonna smack you like (smack)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 15

Voting Breakdown

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Agrimorfee - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
For someone who claims to hate rap, you did a great job writing this one, with all the tricky meters. Right on the nose, funny as hell. 555
EmiLoca - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Ha-ha! "I gotta plug my ears with a paper towel/It sounds like this is sung by William Hung and Mao" - I don't think it gets better than that. This is pure genius. Have some fives!
Aaron Dodson - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Why am I not surprised the 1's man attacked this? And I even warned him up front "If you like Yeah, leave now" Oh well....but how on earth can the pacing be 2? I made positive that every word rhymed with the original! Thanks to those who like it, though!
MrMacphisto - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I hate Yeah as well... good job
walrus - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I am also getting sick of Yeah. Every time I hear it on the radio, I start to feel queasy....
Aaron Dodson - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought I'd tell you that you can see a video of me lip syncing this song at http://www.underthesuncoins.com/no.wmv . Just copy and paste the URL, and it should work.
M-Dawg - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
i like that song tho it is getting old i didn't leave because there would be like no parodies to read because the songs everyone parodies now are like old songs
Saider E. - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I like this song but they do do play it to death. and I especially hate when they play a song you hate 2 death. i felt the pacing was a little off but overall good parody
Yeah! - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Who's Yeah?
Victor Cary - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Awesome.
albert - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
awerf
Scathe - November 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you for taking that piece of crap "Yeah" down a few pegs
Aaron Dodson - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
You're welcome.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm glad I didn't leave, aside from some minor pacing blips now and then, this is hilariously done for such a budding young parodist. (I can finally dump that title onto someone else.)
Dominic L. - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
I couldn't get the pacing to work on some lines, it was funny, but I didn't like how you worded some of it (I don't know why) 454 I agree with you on this song
Agrimorfee - September 16, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) My comment still stands.
Red Ant - September 16, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) I don't think I've had the "pleasure" of hearing this OS, so I looked up the lyrics; one of which I have ZERO idea of the meaning "tryna get a lil' V-I". WTF? Is that a brand of liquor? Abbreviation for VIP? Police code for crappy lyrics? "Code 51, code 51, crappy lyrics in progress!"

Anyway, all I had to substitute in for "Yeah" was "Hollaback Girl" and this worked beautifully for me. Nice job.
Adagio - September 18, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) DKTOS
Rick D - September 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Agree with the tone, but I found it a tough read. Just like rap is a tough hear.
Johnny D - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Obviously intense effort here!
stuart mcarthur - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(N) everyone seems to know "Yeah" but me (oh, and adagio) - nice work at turning a song onto itself though
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Ah, I thought this one was familiar to me. Still enjoyable.
Rick C - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) DK Yeah, DKTOS but, an interesting read.
Kristof Robertson - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) As I usually change stations when this comes on the radio, I doubt I've ever heard the song all the way through. Totally agree with your sentiment
Farfenoogen - February 01, 2006 - Report this comment
my ears are bleeding... really.. terrible voice...
matrixmaniac - March 29, 2011 - Report this comment
ok, i like usher, and the song yeah but this was too funny lol
--------------------------------------------- - October 15, 2012 - Report this comment
YOU DID FOUR INSTEAD OF THREE

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