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Song Parodies -> "The Girl That I Met Online"

Original Song Title:

"I Heard It Through The Grapevine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"The Girl That I Met Online"

Parody Written by:

Aaron Dodson

The Lyrics

A reminder to always be careful who you talk to online....
Oo, I remember in 2002
When I got an IM from you
The picture you sent made me hit the floor
And we would chat an hour a day or more
It took me by surprise, I must say, when I found out yesterday. oo,

The girl that I met online was a 50 year old stalker guy.
Oo, The girl that I met online had a 500+ pound behind
And was a felon, yeah

When I found out, I thought I would die
Lock all the doors, and stay inside
I didn't want a stalker burglary
Why did I give you my home addy?
So I called the cops myself and kept a shotgun on my shelf
Because

The girl that I met online was a 50 year old stalker guy.
Oo, The girl that I met online had a 500+ pound behind
And was a felon, yeah

I really thought “she” was 23
And didn't have any sort of beard
I feel digitally abused
And live in a constant state of fear
So I unplugged my network cord, and won't get IM'd no more

The girl that I met online was a 50 year old stalker guy.
Oo, The girl that I met online had a 500+ pound behind
And was a felon, yeah

The girl that I met online was a 50 year old stalker guy.
Oo, The girl that I met online had a 500+ pound behind

The girl that I met online was a 50 year old stalker guy.
Oo, The girl that I met online had a 500+ pound behind
And was a felon, yeah

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Michael Pacholek - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Good idea, but what made you decide to credit Creedence? Sure, their version was good, but why not Marvin?
Aaron Dodson - February 15, 2005 - Report this comment
CCR's was the one I was aware of and wrote it based on, since it turned up first in Google.

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